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Theres nothing like the bars during Halloween

This was a couple years ago when I was still in college, and my friends and I went out to the bar on Halloween weekend. We started talking to this group of girls and one of them was dressed as one of those ****ty nurses covered in blood. The girl says to me, "I bet you can't even guess what I'm dressed as." Drunk me responds with, "Sure I can, you're a used tampon!" My friends fell out of their chairs laughing, she walked away. Totally worth it.