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A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend with the boys — and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally came home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and faced two hours of yelling. Finally, his wife stopped and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” The man replied, “That would be fine with me.”


Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and he didn’t see his wife. Thursday the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.