SAFE MODE

"Someone would end up stealing all your dead relatives though."

I keep trying to convince my family, that when we all pass away over the years that we should be cremated and pressed into diamonds. I then want to embed those diamonds in a long wooden staff, and pass it down from generation to generation.

I call this idea "The Family Soul Staff" and no one seems to be going for it. Luckily, they won't have much say when the time comes.