Spread Laughter and Cure Boredom

Its like choosing cancer or aids

I have some advice for my American friends. Take all your money/savings and find the bookies with the best odds on trump to win and place the bet.

That way if trump wins and everything goes to **** youve at least done well from it.

Wait a minute...Hilary isnt much better. **** it just take your money and use it to move to Canada.

If you dont have much money pretend you are a Syrian child and we'll let you into the UK