One night, Billy got drunk and hired a prostitute. 2 days later his ***** turned black and he ran to the doctor.
The Doc examined him and said that it would need to be amputated.
Billy was upset and got a second opinion, but the second Doc also said that his ***** would need to be amputated.
Even more upset, Billy decided to walk home. On his way through Chinatown, he saw a Doc's office and decided to get a 3rd opinion.
After the examination, Billy said to the Doc: "other doctors told me they need to cut it off ... Is that true?"
The Chinese Doc smiled and said: "Ah, American doctors ... Always want to operate! Just give it 3 days ... It'll fall off all by itself!"