SAFE MODE

with lines like that i cant believe i'm still single

backstory, theres this girl at my work that I find very attractive. one of her best features is just her flawless porcelain skin. here is an excerpt from our first conversation:

(waiting in line at the snack machine and she says hello. after the usual polite small talk i say)

"just thought i would mention, but you have beautiful skin!"

*realize what i'm saying*

"i mean that as a compliment.... like, in a good way, not like i want to wear it or anything."

*realize what i'm saying*

"oh God i mean i've never thought about wearing your skin or anything, that would be weird and creepy!"

*realize what i'm saying*

"Oh God! i don't think about wearing people's skin or anything, i'm not that guy!"

*realize what i'm saying*

"i should just stop talking now, shouldn't I?"