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#TrueStory

Last year I went to a haunted house for my birthday. I always like being in the front and getting scared first, so I led the group.

We enter this dark area, like a maze made of wood, so naturally, I put my hands out to feel where I'm going. It was totes pitch black, couldn't see a thing.

So I'm feeling my way around, when all of a sudden I hear, "you just touched my d*ck."

The monster guy totally broke character and started laughing. And I touched a monster's *****.

#talesfrommylife