Spread Laughter and Cure Boredom

Next comes a five purragraph essay.

Am I the only one who talks to their cat like I'm on the job?


"Meow, huh?"


"Interesting thesis. Do you have supporting evidence?"


"Blinx, you're doing what is known as begging the question. Tell me: why do you think meow?"

*blank stare*

...Yup. Just like on the job.