Spread Laughter and Cure Boredom

Next comes a five purragraph essay.

Am I the only one who talks to their cat like I'm on the job?

*meow*

"Meow, huh?"

*meow*

"Interesting thesis. Do you have supporting evidence?"

*meow*

"Blinx, you're doing what is known as begging the question. Tell me: why do you think meow?"

*blank stare*

...Yup. Just like on the job.