Spread Laughter and Cure Boredom

Typical Irishman

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are exploring the amazon. They come across a tribe of cannibals who won't eat them so long as they can find 10 fruits and fit them all up their bumhole without showing any emotion.

The Englishman arrives first with a bunch of g****s. He manages most of them before he gives up and is eaten.

The Scotsman is next to arrive with a handful of berries. He manages 9 and all of a sudden he bursts out laughing.

They both meet at the pearly gates and the Englishman asks "why did you laugh. You were so close?"

The Scotsman replies "I couldn't help myself. I just saw Paddy coming back with 10 pineapples"