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Witness Repellant

When I was younger, a very surprised Jehovah's Witness decided to look into my window because I wasn't answering my door and caught me masturbating. I never expected them to actually look in my window, common decency being a thing and all, so I was trying to decide; should I stop and hide, or continue and pretend I hadn't seen them. Something in me decided that I should instead look her right in the eyes and continue. They didn't come back.