Background. I live in an apartment for college students. And the fire alarms are yet to set off. Cooking almost can't set it off and even smoking cigarettes or hookah rarely causes it to go off, only if the entire room is super smokey.
2:30 Am. Fire alarm goes off in the entire apartment building. As me and several of my buddies are standing outside we decide to find whoever did this and set them on fire. One of us was already naked about to score, One of us was getting baked, One of us just got asleep, and I just got out of the shower. Who the **** can set off a fire alarm at 230 am??
My office has escalators between floors and renovations are being done on the floor above my own. In front of the up escalator there is a sigh saying "CAUTION: Authorized Personnel Only". Every time I see it I have the highly irrational desire the place the sign on the escalator and watch it go up to the next floor. I know I would get in a ton of trouble, but every time I walk past I think it would be hysterical.