I was walking home from Starbucks. Suddenly, as I'm crossing the street, I hear this blaring horn noise. Thinking I'm going to die a gruesome death, or at least sustain serious injury as I get run over by a car, I sprint as fast as I can to the other side.
As I'm standing there catching my breath and trying to normalize my heart rate, I hear the words, "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!"
I then remember I put a Monty Python CD on my phone, and realize that the track must've just shuffled on.
Cardinal Ximenez was absolutely on the money.
I was most definitely not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.