Why are the good men always taken?

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SomeCatGirl 0 karmaJanuary 2014
Reminds me of the song Fairytale by Sara Bareilles
stephentheblackrose 0 karmaJanuary 2014
I was eating yogurt while reading this and almost spit it out. I wonder if Disney would ever be willing to make a movie where the true love is between to men or two women. I know Paranorman hinted to the fact the football player had a boyfriend. Although I don't think Disney had anything to do with that movie.
Hats +1 karmaJanuary 2014
Homeboy on the left made out with a dead/sleeping chick. Far as I'm concerned turning to conscious and consenting men is a vast fucking improvement.
Okiegirl +1 karmaJanuary 2014
Honestly wouldn't be surprised by either of those princes...or any Disney prince.
MarcelineVampQueen +14 karma5 gift!January 2014
That's Philip and Eric. They belong to Aurora and Ariel. Not Snow.
swimonland +2 karmaJanuary 2014
Thank you!Its bad enough people mess with my childhood but they don't even do it right
stephthemann1 +3 karmaJanuary 2014
I had the exact same thought!
MarcelineVampQueen +2 karmaJanuary 2014
migronoh +3 karmaJanuary 2014
Downvote only because the princes aren't even Snow's!
pockybox +12 karmaJanuary 2014
I find it funny that Aurora and Ariel lost their husbands, and Snow White is the one crying.
iSYKE +9 karmaJanuary 2014
She walked in on the dwarves...
AnomanderRake +5 karmaJanuary 2014
She's crying because she came out of a coma only to then be abducted by some stranger in the forest and all of her closest friends just cheered this creepy doll-faced fucker on. Seriously that prince gave me nightmares as a child.
stephentheblackrose +1 karmaJanuary 2014
Reminds me of the Robot Chicken skit where the Prince is about to kiss Snow White and a bird yells "Date Rape!"
AnomanderRake +1 karmaJanuary 2014
Great show.
swimonland +2 karmaJanuary 2014
And by stranger you mean the guy she fell in love with at first sight at the beginning of the film then spent the whole movie pining over?yea cuz if I woke up to my crush kissing me awake and then saying they want to take me to live in a sweet ass castle id so be pissed
justreplying +2 karmaJanuary 2014
Really? I always found the Prince a little interesting because the story treats him the way most fairy tales treat the princess. He isn't the hero, doesn't slay the monster or save anyone, just shows up at the beginning to get the story moving and then at the end as a "reward" for Snow White.
pockybox +1 karmaJanuary 2014
I never thought of him that way, but that is an interesting point. kudos.