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motherofdragons +1 karmaNovember 2013
I'm confused. My head hurts.
BenHadley17 0 karmaNovember 2013
It's a cool story but since it's on 4chan I have to seriously question its validity.
flibbledibble +3 karmaNovember 2013
just chuckle my eyes, walk and roll away
yourmumisahippogriff -1 karmaNovember 2013
Dude this would be funny without the panic attack and throwing up. That's not cool. That shit will get you dumped.
Sevenfold +5 karmaNovember 2013
Says the one calling my mother a magical hybrid animal. Get your priorities straight, sir.
yourmumisahippogriff 0 karmaNovember 2013
I am no sir, sir.
fajoaq +3 karmaNovember 2013
I didn't know satan had a gf, good for him.
chrisakin7 -10 karmaNovember 2013
Who rides a bike?
majormajor +12 karmaNovember 2013
on a college campus? mostly everyone.
chrisakin7 -10 karmaNovember 2013
Who rides a bike?
kedale9 +5 karmaNovember 2013
As someone who suffers from panic attacks, I can't decide if I'm mad or really want to try this cause it's awesome.
JoeTayMiller -16 karmaNovember 2013
Do you want a fucking cookie? HEY EVERYONE SHE SUFFERS FEOM PAMIC ATTACKS BROUGHT ON BY AN INFLAMED PUSSY! See nobody cares.
blandyman +11 karmaNovember 2013
Bring it down, dude. You're at a 7 we need you at about a 3.
JoeTayMiller -12 karmaNovember 2013
Sorry I would hate for OP to have a "panic attack"
kedale9 +1 karmaNovember 2013
As someone who suffers from panic attacks, I can't decide if I'm mad or really want to try this cause it's awesome.
Waldorf -8 karmaNovember 2013
OP IS A FEGET lel your jimmies breaux
Waldorf -5 karmaNovember 2013
every other 4chan reply for those who don't know
egour +2 karmaNovember 2013
I really hope this is a true story
JustinBieberLOL -53 karmaNovember 2013
Tldr lol #amiright
keatonovan +2 karmaNovember 2013
Did anyone else see the link to this post from the new page (Titled "A troll is among us.") and then come to this page just to downvote this? Just me? Worth it.
JJAB91 +6 karmaNovember 2013
No.
JustinBieberLOL -42 karmaNovember 2013
My brother is 15 and he wud kick you're ass so watch it fag
shambooki +3 karmaNovember 2013
Your 15 year old brother was still pissin the bed when I was in high school.
TrulyBritish +4 karmaNovember 2013Lol, GTFO
Shanshan92 +2 karmaNovember 2013Grumpy Cat
slcard +3 karmaNovember 2013
Just no.
Orangeflea215 +6 karmaNovember 2013
she didnt question the fact that as she got on the bus her bf just fucking sprinted off?
MetalM1ke 0 karmaNovember 2013
This is actually surprising.. 4chan screen shots usually get downvoted to all hell because e all know everything that pops up on 4chan is a lie
Charlatan [m] +8 karmaNovember 2013
So is everything that pops up on Tumblr.
MetalM1ke +1 karmaNovember 2013
BTW.. They should have a WoF for comment amounts.. you'd run that ish.. last tiime I checked you were at like 12,300 comments haha
Charlatan [m] +1 karmaNovember 2013
Samerekaul24 and RuhroRinzee have more than me. Zimsim has a lot, as well.
MetalM1ke +1 karmaNovember 2013
I was unaware of that.. I like your comments cause you always seem to be in a funny chill mood. I'm the same. Thats cool in my book man.
Charlatan [m] +2 karmaNovember 2013
A lot of people fall under the impression that I'm angry all the time, because I say "fuck" a lot. Silly geese.
JoeTayMiller -5 karmaNovember 2013
I knew I'd find you here.
MetalM1ke +5 karmaNovember 2013
Now what the fuck is their problem
MetalM1ke 0 karmaNovember 2013
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MetalM1ke +2 karmaNovember 2013
Yes, sir. Yes they are. Have an upvote.. For the truth and for the tuxedo kitty.. How you been Charlatan?
Charlatan [m] +1 karmaNovember 2013
Well I have a kitten, so I can't be bad.
artemisfae +3 karmaNovember 2013
Every guy should attempt to convince their gf that they are Time Lords...
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