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 | Well played amazon |  | The best bedtime story ever! |
| Feeling risky? This seemingly normal diary could be...normal | Go The Fuck To Sleep is a bedtime story for parents, that captures some of the frustrations of getting little one's to sleep at night. | ||
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 | This is how I will always steep my tea from now on |  | Awesome animal clothes hangers |
| Not only can you put tea leaves in his pants but then he holds on to the side of the cup likes he's god damn Nicholas Cage after finding all of the national treasure. | Ever wonder what Mr. Fluffums would look like while wearing a dress or red flanel jacket? Wonder no more, with these animal clothes hangers you can keep your clothes hanging nice and tidy in your closet while also giving them an awesome cat or dog head. | ||
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 | Doctor Who Journal With Sonic Pen |  | Breaking Bad bath salts - so much want! |
| Enter Doctor Who's world of time and space with these goodies from the future! This wonderful set contains a journal notebook with extremely detailed printed pages, as well as blank pages where you can record your own impossible things | Whether you’re an underappreciated science teacher or a kid from the wrong side of the tracks, sometimes the only way to relax is to take a bath. Crafted from all-natural ingredients under strictly controlled conditions, the Bathing Bad Bath Salts are | ||
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 | Awesome Pac-Man Mug changes with heat |  | New York Times Best Seller... |
| Pac Man inspired Heat Changing Mug | Cleverly whimsical yet oddly informative, The Oatmeal.com is an immensely popular site full of comics, quizzes and stories. This collection presents classic favourites as well as all-new hilarity with any never-before-seen comics, such as 8 Reasons to Kee | ||
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 | Awesome new screenshots of GTA 5. Can't freakin' wait. |  | If I was Peter Pan, this would make me want to grow up. |
| Los Santos: a sprawling sun-soaked metropolis full of self-help gurus, starlets and fading celebrities, once the envy of the Western world, now struggling to stay afloat in an era of economic uncertainty and cheap reality TV. Amidst the turmoil, three ver | Tinkerbell Teen/Adult Costume | ||
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 | Dangerously adorable |  | Best quote ever |
| f your small pet struggles to stay warm during the cold winters or just deserves to look awesome then check out these stylish pet hoodies. 100% cotton, these sleeved cat and dog hoodies will make your pet feel cool while staying warm. | Seamless body with set-in sleeves. Coverstitched on front neck. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. | ||
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 | 2D purse |  | So I came across this... |
| Cartoon-like outlines, bright and vibrant colors will be sure to turn heads and be the talk of the town. Are they real? Yes they're real. Although slim in appearance, each JumpFromPaperTM bag has a roomy interior to accommodate an iPad/tablet, book, magaz | The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. | ||
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 | Tea Sub |  | So Much Want! |
| In a town, where I was born, there lived a man who sailed the tea, and he told me of his life, in a cup of Darjeeling...! | Reproduciton prop replica in resin, in a beautiful colorful collectors box | ||
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 | Marshall iPhone Case |  | Drink like an engineer! |
| This lightweight and durable case allows easy access to all sensors, ports, and controls on your iPhone 5 and adds a lot of flare. | So much better than any traditional plastic straw, these straws can be built to serve any purpose you can imagine. | ||
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 | Too many people could have done with this |  | Bat Pegs |
| With illustrations throughout that enable easy navigation—especially for those with short attention spans (Thank you, Twitter)—this book is sure to be a modern classic. | Shaped like spooky black vampire bats, they hang upside when not in use, sleeping until you need them. | ||
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 | Just a Bunny Suicides Compilation |  | Marshall Mini-Fridge |
| Rabbits. We'll never quite know why, but sometimes they decide they've just had enough of this world- and that's when they start getting inventive. | Who needs sound when you have a cold one? | ||
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 | Oh |  | Minecraft Light-Up Torch |
| If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. | Sometimes it's just easier to buy the Torch instead of crafting it, especially IRL. | ||
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 | Never worry again |  | The Devil's Pet |
| Problems with smelly gas? This pack of 5 saving graces (also affectionately known as fart pads or fart filters) effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence | Sweet little kittens are transformed in a fire. Crawling from the ashes come forth grinning metallic devils with sharp claws and fire blazing in their eyes. | ||
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 | Epic Ice Cube |  | Rechargeable USB batteries |
| Whether you’re making a treat for your family or spicing up a Star Wars-themed party, these sturdy trays let you capture ice, chocolate, jelly, or cupcakes in the familiar shape of the helmets of Darth Vader and Imperial Stormtroopers, or the Millennium | USBCELL AA Rechargeable Batteries work just like normal rechargeable batteries--but simply pop off the lid to recharge by any powered USB Port. | ||
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 | Battleship USB hub |  | Take it, take it all |
| Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it's loaded deck of 5 USB ports. | This multi-colored, interactive nightlight has removable, illuminated Glo balls that turn a night time game of catch into something extraordinary. And there's nothing electronic in them, so they don't get warm and they won't break. | ||
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 | R2Tea2 |  | Creative |
| Drink from one of your favorite Star Wars characters | Whether you're annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique side-by-side flippable flap novelty book of amusing and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and color | ||
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 | How to annoy your whole office |  | I see no way this could ever go wrong |
| Wrongulator - The Calculator that always gives the wrong answer! | Fear of heights, fear of spiders, fear of flying, fear of death--everyone is afraid of something. And these pop-ups place you in the hot seat. | ||
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 | My favorite gift this year: Handerpants |  | Ho Ho Ho |
| Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants. | SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST. BUT I CAN'T READ, SO IT'S OKAY. | ||
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 | New Tetris lamp. The pieces are seperate and movable |  | I know we're cousins, and this is crazy |
| This excellent Tetris Constructible Light Lamp is an amazing light with 7 interlocking pieces. The neon magic-cube design is sure to bring fun and style to your desktop. | This heather blue T-shirt features an Arrested Development inspired front screen design of George Michael that reads "Call Me Maeby." | ||
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 | So these mice actually exist... |  | Something I am NOT getting my girlfriend for Christmas |
| Overcome your fear of spiders with this unique mouse with a preserved insect inside. Either that, or scare the absolute crap out of anyone who wants to use your computer. | Perfectly slices bananas in seconds, just hold over a bowl or plate and squeeze. Just bananas, that is... | ||
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