The most 'Murican action figure ever

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randycarnright 0 karmaAugust 2013
Supported this on Kickstarter, this magnificent bastard will be sitting on my shelf soon.
livlerner12 +1 karmaAugust 2013
It's like ancient mythology, I think you just created America's mythical creature!
wiseone98807 +1 karmaAugust 2013
Needs a Bazooka or some other crazy weapon rather than a spear. WE AREN'T SPARTA
ritterjn +3 karmaAugust 2013
I'm pretty sure he ripped the flag off the flag pole and is now using that spear as a weapon... Genius!!
t_keela 0 karmaAugust 2013
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jwol +1 karmaAugust 2013
Needs more guns.
Saad__96 -1 karmaAugust 2013
need to be fatter with a burger if it is 'murican
Hadtomakeanaccount 0 karmaAugust 2013
I actually want this.
josephcharles7161 0 karmaAugust 2013
Nah, this shit sprang fully formed from the Statues of Liberty's forehead like the goddess Athena if Athena weren't such a bitch compared to this magnificent motherfucker.
DtheHut 0 karmaAugust 2013
George Washington ate a bunch of Big Macs and then banged the Statue of Liberty and this was their baby... Came out holding the spear... True story.
specialcookie 0 karmaAugust 2013
Just missing a semi automatic rifle, a big mac, supersized fries, and a coke.
covarrubias54 0 karmaAugust 2013
where can I buy one?
randycarnright 0 karmaAugust 2013
toxxie 0 karmaAugust 2013
... i love how a fucking eagle has other feathers not belonging to it on its own armor...
Mumby 0 karmaAugust 2013
What is that?
eflownivek 0 karmaAugust 2013
Where do I buy this glorious bastard?
jhowar4 0 karmaAugust 2013
seriously, i want one
eflownivek 0 karmaAugust 2013
I went and checked the rest of the comments and found this:
Rhadian 0 karmaAugust 2013
You are the greatest person ever. Thank you.
eflownivek 0 karmaAugust 2013
Don't thank me, thank Kev0 and Inferno186 below.
Rhadian 0 karmaAugust 2013
You are the greatest person ever. Thank you.
josephcharles7161 0 karmaAugust 2013
thank you.
phillymili 0 karmaAugust 2013
He just screams "MURICA!"
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