The virginity is strong with this one

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Larak333 0 karmaJanuary 2013
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sethamicone 0 karmaDecember 2012
Lol from what I've observed Skyrim and Oblivion both look like bad ass games, however, I had to stop and lol for a good thirty to forty seconds on this one.
matoro1989 +2 karmaDecember 2012
Yeah... my real-life-woman-with-boobs had no problem watching me play Skyrim as I hit the 302 hour mark (still on my first character).
HelloImSomeone +2 karmaDecember 2012
Moms don't count
matoro1989 +1 karmaDecember 2012
I'm engaged to my mother?! With my grandmother's ring!? I didn't think I was a redneck, but wow I take the cake.
brinnythepony -1 karmaDecember 2012
My boyfriend and I love playing skyrim so much, we debated nicknaming our baby daughter Skyrima. Or maybe Oblivia...
...meaning, somehow, between multiple characters and countless hours of FUSRODAH, we made a baby.
deleted_user 0 karmaDecember 2012
FUSRODAH eh? So that's what kid's are calling it these days. Nice.
reeah 0 karmaDecember 2012
My boyfriend is a huge LoL player but he still gets pussy.
HGM007 +1 karmaDecember 2012
Just because someone's a nerd it doesn't mean they are forever alone. There are some of us girls who actually find that cute in a guy. Some of us don't like serious guys.
lewisss +3 karmaDecember 2012
This is rather amusing, although I will bet a lot of people who like this post are retards who think that anyone who plays skyrim is single and feels the need to wank themselves to sleep every night. If only they could see the world that I can, where it's possible to have a girlfriend and play computer games at the same time... Winning!
matoro1989 0 karmaDecember 2012
Do they even know how rewarding it is to build a house together lanning Minecraft? Protecting her from skeletons and creepers? Trying to find her using landmarks when she wanders miles away without a map? (that's usually when we turn it to peaceful and enable cheats to teleport her back)
Sneaky_Nuts -4 karmaDecember 2012