Something I am NOT getting my girlfriend for Christmas

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ListerD3rdTech 0 karmaAugust 2013
Lorena Bobbitt 2.0
killakillacam59 0 karmaDecember 2012
The trick is to have a Dick too big to fit.
Gearhead +2 karmaMarch 2013
Looks like you're out of luck then
iAteUrSandwich +3 karmaDecember 2012
Oh You! (Man)
"Something I am NOT getting my girlfriend for Christmas"
"Shut up and take my money"
Oh Tickld...
MeBramesta -6 karmaDecember 2012
That could go from banana slicer to dick slicer in a matter of seconds
Seanathon +14 karmaDecember 2012
thanks for explaining the title buddy!
deleted_user -5 karmaDecember 2012
I know seanathon's reply was sarcasm but I am actually thankful as I did'nt get it, of coarse now ive pictured it and I want this image removed from my mind so screw you!