Like a boss

Like a boss

Like a boss, dog, 3, 7, octopus, because i can
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Charlatan [m] -5 karmaJanuary 2013
It turned 7 in dog years. Haha, fucking beast is doomed.
qjwkvkjbwv 0 karmaFebruary 2013
wow, how can you find an animals demise humorous, and I'm pretty sure they mean 7 human years, not dog years, that would be 1 human year.
forgotten0ne -1 karmaJanuary 2013
My father was a vet. Animals can't talk. Which means you better be one hell of a diagnostician. Which also means you can do whatever you want. If the vet pronounces its verdict in a doctoral tone, the pet owner will kneel. 90% of the time, Nature will take care of the healing, and a visit to the vet is more or less psychological support.

If the injury or disease is too bad, and if you're incompetent, just declare there's nothing to do and suavely talk your way to euthanasia. (and that's the b
forgotten0ne -1 karmaJanuary 2013
option, I won't get into the details of vets properly killing animals or throwing them into unbearable lengths of agony by prescribing astonishingly irrelevant and most of the time unnecessary medications to pets who'd have healed in a natural manner. Because in the end, all these crooks care about is their Christmas envelope from BigPharma, and a prescription makes the owner happy. Win-win right?)

All my father's misery came from being too good at what he did, and not suave enough. Through sweat and tears he elevated hismelf to expert status in bone surgery, gave and went to seminars multiple times a year. Meanwhile, 95% of his so-called colleagues never attended one in their entire life after they bagged their diploma but were more than thriving in mastering the craft of being obsequious storekeepers.

Oh yes, my father is bitter. Never become a vet he told me."
deleted_user +4 karmaJanuary 2013
My previous cat made it to 19 and eventually got to the point where she was very fragile with old age and losing weight too quickly to be healthy any more. We thought long and hard about it as a family and decided that we'd rather not force her to live in pain, so we bundled her into her cat bed in front of the fire, gave her her fave cat food and treats and let the vet send her away. She went out purring. It was sad, but peaceful. Gonna go cry now.
Charlatan [m] -7 karmaJanuary 2013
It's a fucking animal. Be glad you no longer have to buy it food.
elynne 0 karmaFebruary 2013
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elynne 0 karmaFebruary 2013
Double Fisted Finger
You, sir, are a dick.
Charlatan [m] 0 karmaFebruary 2013
Take it back, you big bully.
edjones95 -1 karmaFebruary 2013
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mikesimpers 0 karmaJanuary 2013
i feel for you... was like that with my dog at 15... :'(
qjwkvkjbwv 0 karmaJanuary 2013
this happened to my dog, the vet said she wouldn't live for more than 3 months, its been over a year, vets aren't great sometimes.
RParker93 0 karmaJanuary 2013
Such an awesome dog, may it enjoy further dumps on the vet's lawn in future!
lazzab +2 karmaJanuary 2013
This is sellotaped to the dog
marshall10488 -1 karmaJanuary 2013
so? sellotape isn't going to hurt him.
Azraeille 0 karmaJanuary 2013
This dog is obviously the 15th Doctor.
advphoenix +1 karmaJanuary 2013
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It would be funny if said vet visits Tickld often.
Badgertg +3 karmaJanuary 2013
I've heard of "Glad to be alive" sex, but a "Glad to be alive" dump? EPIC! I should probably try that some time...
Zex93555 +2 karmaJanuary 2013
its the best
Ptoni +3 karmaJanuary 2013
That had to be a good poop. Such a boss!