It is not even slightly okay that this thing exists.

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YourThirdChoice 0 karmaJanuary 2015
I feel bad that I accidentally upvoted a repost of this. It brought me back. You are the reason I got into tickld when I first joined, so, thanks I guess
fstfrgr2 0 karmaNovember 2013
One of my friends just posted this on Facespace. Recognized it immediately. <3 U 4eva kitya!
SimonPetrikov 0 karmaOctober 2013
Just noticed... naughty lad bible
jbub13 +2 karmaJuly 2013
Nothing To Do Here
Ahhh Kitya, a fantastic post about one of my favorite birds... However, you failed to mention that the Cassowary's primary diet is composed of fruit, fallen fruit.... fermented fallen fruit. These things roll around on a drunk bender 24/7. If you though a bar fight was rough, imagine a bar fight against an opponent that can run 30 mph, jump 5 feet straight in the air, and has a 5 inch knife imbedded in both hands... yeah fuck off...
MonsterFrequency +1 karmaJuly 2013
So I encountered one of these beasts on Ellis Beach, in Caires (aka, Queensland Australia)and having never before seen anything like this, I didn't know what to do,so, like a true Brit, I apologised to the bird (to this day I'm not sure why) turned around and walked away.
deleted_user 0 karmaJune 2013
Far Cry 3 taught me not to fuck with Cassowaries unless heavily armed, and even then you'll get fucked right up.
AlexL +1 karmaJune 2013
Stop it
Is their anywhere in Australia that we can truly be safe.
acklay101 +3 karmaApril 2013
When we vacationed in Australia a few years ago, we would go out for "nature walks" and I, being the only member of the family who had done any research on the wildlife, was scared absolutely shitless of running into one of these Godless fuckers.
Joshjazza +2 karmaApril 2013
and drop bears ;)
liammccann5 +1 karmaApril 2013
I really enjoy your posts about animals.
pandasorchid +1 karmaApril 2013
arent these the things from ferngully?
harvbarv 0 karmaApril 2013
So I has a fear of birds, and not only did this sight make me cry! but this thing on farcry literally brought me, a 17 year old boy, to physical tears and screams like no other. Fuck you nature!
Groomers 0 karmaApril 2013
This is why other generations are laughing at us, man!
harvbarv 0 karmaApril 2013
Yeah well other generations didn't have pin point realistic games!
harvbarv 0 karmaApril 2013
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loxfin69 0 karmaApril 2013
we need more animals like this able to do the destruction to humans that we are doing to the earth... call it natural selection...
Codyn62 -8 karmaApril 2013
Getting real tired of your shit, Kitya
924Carrera +3 karmaApril 2013
I lost it at "SON OF A FUCK"
finbin 0 karmaApril 2013
Cassowaries are strait up gangsters
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