Kitya's PROFILE

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KARMA23,095

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Sex Female
Age 19
Location Australia
Ticklr since February 2013

About Me

I do wildlife rescue and animal sciences. I am currently the maidservant of 6 brushtail possums and 2 ringtails. HAVE A BREAK; HAVE A KITYA

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Kitya +1 karma 2 hours ago
Ive now been tagged twice in this post tonight and both posts have had the SAME FUCKING WORDING.
Kitya +3 karma 2 hours ago
Wondering who a user is?

Tag them in a comment using the phrase "who the fuck is [x]"! A foolproof way to politely find out the details of another person via summons!
Kitya +3 karma 10 hours ago
unexpected karma is best karma. cheeeeers!
Kitya +1 karma 10 hours ago
thank you! Is wig
Kitya +15 karma 10 hours ago
You just lost $0 kangaroos my friend
Kitya +5 karma 10 hours ago
Kitya +3 karma 18 hours ago
Well that's original
Kitya +1 karma Yesterday
Pet rocks for a slow loris
Kitya +1 karma Yesterday
Eating one of our national icons, and losing a war against the other
Kitya +1 karma Yesterday
I don't know whether to be angrier at your spelling of Matilda, or the fact that you think it's our national anthem...
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Pancakehappysam 0 karma2 days agoHave A Thumbs Up
Cool red hair
Kitya [m] +1 karma10 hours ago
thank you! Is wig
broccoli 0 karma2 weeks ago
Thanks for the karma
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 weeks agoKitty
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karma2 weeks ago
I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR DYE
Kitya [m] -1 karma2 weeks ago
AHHHH SEE THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER I ACTUALLY TOLD YOU THAT I WAS GONNA DYE IT AGAIN

BECAUSE BEFORE I WAS LIKE
"HOW DOES HE KNOW"
AND GOT SCARED
Addedshit, forgot the bold
AddedAHHHH SEE THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER I ACTUALLY TOLD YOU THAT I WAS GONNA DYE IT AGAIN

BECAUSE BEFORE I WAS LIKE
"HOW DOES HE KNOW"
AND GOT SCARED
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karma2 weeks ago
I knew you'd understand.
Kitya [m] -1 karma2 weeks ago
Got your back jack
sourjillion4 -1 karma2 weeks ago
I think your head's on fire
Kitya [m] -1 karma2 weeks ago
I forgot to reply a thing.

I think so too but i'm too shy of doctors to see anyone about it
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karma3 weeks ago
All this hooplah and I haven't been over to admire the red hair.
Kitya [m] -2 karma3 weeks ago
Is wig. But bootoful wig nonetheless :') i want my hair to go red again!
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karma3 weeks ago
Do it.
Kitya [m] -1 karma3 weeks ago
I am tomorrow. Not this red, but red
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karma3 weeks ago
Pics or didn't happen, but I hope you like it.
KingOfHere [m] +3 karma3 weeks ago
lol ur hare is so gey it shud be in the lgbt secshun!

REKT [X]
NOT REKT [ ]
Kitya [m] -1 karma3 weeks ago
Lel fuk u is wig i wore for halloween

I was devil. HUEHUE
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Omg so evil i scaired!
DantesAurelius 0 karma3 weeks ago
A wild Daniel appears...

to greet the person/marsupial pretending to be a human on the interwebs, he talked to I think... a year ago? so how's things? :)
AddedAhhh reveled my real name, i've been exposed.
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Not too bad. Hungover on a thursday isnt my highest point in life, but i won three jugs of cider last night so it evens out.

Yourself?
DantesAurelius 0 karma3 weeks ago
Oh that's right you share the same day as me unlike these americanos and brits. Errybody was doing halloween posts on the 1st for us ;p . Anywhoozles mid week drunk is the new weekend drunk obvi haha. How'd you win cider? And myself, well myself has exams 2 days away and is on tickld instead so tl;dr gaining my discipline stat.
maxosh [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
I can't decide whether joey is really really ugly or really really cute
Kitya [m] -1 karma4 weeks ago
He's a cutie patootie, be real with yourself. with a sprinkling of ugly
maxosh [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Sounds like my Miniature Jack Russell, half of the time he is ugly but in a cute way and the other half he just looks like a lil puppy. Joey looks like he's edging towards ugly if I'm honest :P but those hands are cute (Joey's not yours xD)
BAILES -1 karma4 weeks ago
Awww. They are so cute when little, but then they grow and sound like beasts when they do it. "Erghergherhgughguhguhguhgh" - Possums outside my window.
Kitya [m] -1 karma4 weeks ago
He's gonna be the biggest asshole when he grows up, I can already feel it :')
BAILES -1 karma4 weeks ago
I blame bad parents.
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma4 weeks agoUgh (Clint)
fucking rodents
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks agoDeal With It
Rodents suck.

Marsupials, though, are brilliiiiiiiannnnnttttt
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma4 weeks agoThe More You Know
Marsupials are actually the causes of all ebola
AddedAIDS as well
chosimbaaaa -1 karma4 weeks agoEyebrows Zoom
Sexy avatar.
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Thats a baby animal wtf cho you sick
chosimbaaaa 0 karma4 weeks ago
Well, now I'm even more turned on. I'm saving that for later.
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
bow chka wow
KingOfHere [m] +1 karmalast month
The amount of people sucking your figurative penis on that post is hilarious
Kitya [m] +2 karmalast month
figurative?
Addeddon't you belittle my manliness.
KingOfHere [m] +1 karmalast monthOMG
zomg da tickuld famis kityer replid 2 mi!
KingOfHere [m] +3 karmalast month
I "stalked you and your animals" as your about me requested, and found the experience unsatisfying. I'd like a refund on the 50 karma fee I paid please. Thanks in advance
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
Ahaha I forgot about that. I originally had only a few pictures on there and was using it as a way of seeing how many people would actually click it (by checking picture views). Now I use it as a general image source. Silly muppet, you fell right into my trap.
KingOfHere [m] +1 karmalast month
You fiend, I wasted a valuable minute of my life looking at those rodents
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
MARSUPIALS. THEY ARE MARSUPIALS.

GET OUT
KingOfHere [m] +1 karmalast monthHaha, That's A Good One
Addedif they have fur and I can fit my hand around them they are a rodent, case closed
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
You couldn't fit your hand around the adults; theyre bigger than housecats.

Case re-opened
KingOfHere [m] +1 karmalast month
Hmmmmmm. Do any of these creatures live in sewers? If so they rodents.
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
Nope. Trees. Therefore, opposite of sewers
KingOfHere [m] 0 karmalast monthFry Tired
Sewers, trees, same thing really. You win this round marsupial hugger
NetherScorpion +1 karmalast month
Man, Vegas was amazing this weekend honey. What shall we do next weekend?
W1Z0 [m] +1 karmalast month
http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/1017260
AddedHoly crap you're more fav'd than tickld
Kitya [m] +1 karmalast month
yaay, cheers!
W1Z0 [m] 0 karmalast month
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