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Sex Female
Age 19
Location Australia
Ticklr since February 2013

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"Oh you're Australian?" "Yeah." "Oh, your English is really good."

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Kitya 0 karma 6 hours ago
I know a family with three boys: Aragorn, Gwydion and Sebastian.

One of these things is not like the otheeerrsss.
Kitya +2 karma 6 hours ago
German. No idea why. Just always liked it
Kitya 0 karma 7 hours ago
Mine was easy, because legit, there are basically three choices in South Australia: Adelaide, Flinders or UniSA. Adelaide is the best option academically (part of Australia's Group of Eight); Flinders is awesome but a bloody hour away, and UniSA is MegaTAFE. Huehuehuehue,

I figured that if I could get into Adelaide then I might as well go. I did. I went. Done.
AddedFor non-aussies:
TAFE (Technical and Further Education) = vocational school for, say, construction or hair/beauty or hospitality of whatever. It's fine to go to tafe
MegaTAFE = unisa hahahaha the fuckin dumb uni lelelel

Making fun of TAFE = not cool
Making fun of MegaTAFE = mandatory
Kitya +1 karma 7 hours ago
Animals. Theyre the shit. I have a particular soft spot for marsupials and spiders (possibly because that's all there fuckin is here).
Kitya +1 karma 7 hours ago
Nah i definitely spent it. Music gig thing on wednesday cost me an arm and a leg in tickets, drinks, and dinner beforehand. I also went for my p2 license (fuckin fees erywhere), became a member of another wildlife park, and went to the pub twice - once as celebration for finishing my last chemistry prac and once for celebration of how much fun the first celebration was. So i see how it went, and it looks like i did so much this week but i feel like ive spent sooooo much bloody time at home.
Kitya +1 karma 21 hours ago
Fuckin weird. I feel like I did absolutely nothing this week and barely left the house, and yet somehow ive burned through $300
Kitya 0 karma Yesterday
Mmmmmkkk
Kitya +3 karma Yesterday
Congrats, welcome to slavedom! And yeah, definitely dont try unless youve had them for a while - it'll freak them out too much. Cats hate hate HATE feeling constrained or trapped, and are as a species very nervous, so it gets tricky.

It's also easier with older cats because generally they give less fucks. Lucy (^^) was 10 when i did this, and you can see she's gotten comfortable under the stuff, and isnt being held down or anything. Girl's too old to muster fucks whatsoever
Kitya +3 karma Yesterday
It depends on the individual animal. Lucy (my girl) has been my test subject for animal restraints and examinations since I started in Animal Sciences. She's been poked, prodded, picked up, restrained a few dozen different ways, clipnotised, so on. But I know her personality and her limits. She's knows that even if she's uncomfortable, she's not going to be hurt and if she struggles/vocalises then I'll stop. She's a tolerant old thing.
AddedTL;DR - she has a fuck temperature of absolute zero
Kitya +1 karma Yesterday
I work roughly 5PM til 3AM, and over holidays it's gonna be more like 6 til 6. Tonight was an early night and im home at 2. I feel ya, mate
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KingOfHere [m] 0 karma5 days ago
The amount of people sucking your figurative penis on that post is hilarious
Kitya [m] 0 karma5 days ago
figurative?
Addeddon't you belittle my manliness.
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma5 days agoOMG
zomg da tickuld famis kityer replid 2 mi!
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
I "stalked you and your animals" as your about me requested, and found the experience unsatisfying. I'd like a refund on the 50 karma fee I paid please. Thanks in advance
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
Ahaha I forgot about that. I originally had only a few pictures on there and was using it as a way of seeing how many people would actually click it (by checking picture views). Now I use it as a general image source. Silly muppet, you fell right into my trap.
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
You fiend, I wasted a valuable minute of my life looking at those rodents
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
MARSUPIALS. THEY ARE MARSUPIALS.

GET OUT
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks agoHaha, That's A Good One
Addedif they have fur and I can fit my hand around them they are a rodent, case closed
Kitya [m] -2 karma2 weeks ago
You couldn't fit your hand around the adults; theyre bigger than housecats.

Case re-opened
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Hmmmmmm. Do any of these creatures live in sewers? If so they rodents.
Kitya [m] -2 karma2 weeks ago
Nope. Trees. Therefore, opposite of sewers
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma2 weeks agoFry Tired
Sewers, trees, same thing really. You win this round marsupial hugger
NetherScorpion +1 karma3 weeks ago
Man, Vegas was amazing this weekend honey. What shall we do next weekend?
W1Z0 [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/1017260
AddedHoly crap you're more fav'd than tickld
Kitya [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
yaay, cheers!
W1Z0 [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Welcome
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Charlatan is our backup priest, I'll ask him
AddedUpdate: We're getting hitched Saturday. Invite your friends (if you have any).
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
I ...
I dont mean to freak you out but
http://www.tickld.com/thread/1323318
NetherScorpion +1 karma4 weeks ago
I took care of the paperwork and got forged documents. You divorced him 5 days ago.
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
then why does it still hurt
NetherScorpion +1 karma4 weeks ago
He had a very big penis, nobody expects you to get over that so quickly, but this union will help. Have you got your dress ready?
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Our lovely discussion on that post got downvoted by mean tickld trolls. I feel like we've bonded. Favrite 4 favrite? xxyyzz
Addedwy u no reply i have a family :'(
Kitya [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
I've been sick for the past day! Not my fault I forgot whilst in my bed of pain.

fav'd doe
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
sorry to hear you were sick, I blame the mean internet tickld trolls
Addedshx for the fav
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Ha. Guy's in over his head. I'm a nineteen year old middle class white girl, and everyone knows that's the most badass demographic out.
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Women of all demographics scare me. Did you get my proposal letter yet?
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
I got a few gummy worms stuck to duct-tape. So if that's it, yes
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Yes, that was it. So what do ya say?
Kitya [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
Ah my love, of course. You have such a way with worms.

(Set up the whole comment just so i could say that. Could not be happier with how it all turned out.)
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Is our marriage going to be full of this?
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
So much of it
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Good. Because I want it to. Shall I get Chosimbaaaa to perform the ceremony?
chosimbaaaa +1 karma4 weeks ago
Sorry, I refuse to marry two women, it's against my beliefs.
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
You dont need to marry two women cho that's ok, three's a crowd, i get it.

But marry us kthanx
chosimbaaaa +1 karma4 weeks ago
Lol no! The only circumstances in which I'd marry yous is if you were fit lezzas.
NetherScorpion +1 karma4 weeks ago
Fine, we'll get someone else to do it you homophobic racist fagbitch
chosimbaaaa +1 karma4 weeks ago
We've been over this before. Tards aren't a race.
MetalM1ke +1 karma5 weeks ago
Hey. With your background, I'd be interested on your take regarding this topic. I know they aren't exotic animals by any means but just your thoughts in general I suppose. (You have my word I am not being sardonic at ALL)

http://www.tickld.com/science/t/1008560
Kitya [m] +2 karma5 weeks ago
I did reply to the original ASK. Can't say I've heard much about chook agoraphobia, but I do think people need to listen to the facts when it comes to free range vs battery cage vs enriched cage vs organic vs barn. Or, at the very least, that people need to know that there are more than two options.

http://www.tickld.com/thread/8069012
MetalM1ke +1 karma5 weeks agoThumbs Up
Thank you for the swift reply, Kitya., Going to read the original ASK now.
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma5 weeks agoParty
Thank you for the kazakhstanis, much appreciated
andyroowho [m] 0 karmalast monthLet Me Love You
Thank you for that absurdly generous karma gift :)
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
nah man it's like golf. the less you get gifted, the more I like you

so

i hate you i guess

(srsly no worries tho)
andyroowho [m] 0 karmalast month
Lol you are a pro at the backhanded insult! Quite genius. I'll remember it next time I gift you. It won't be much ;)
Added(Implying that I like you. I'm not good at this backwards talk)
Kitya [m] +1 karmalast month
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HalfAnothersDozen 0 karmalast month
Did you JUST dye your hair?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
Nope it's a few months old but I missed having purple hair. I'm having hairdye fever yo. Like baby fever but with hair dye. I got red/brown hair at the moment. Pictures? PICTURES

http://prntscr.com/4osaxu

I wanna go blood red though, that's what I used to have and I miss it like a missing misser.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karmalast month
Purple hair is the best. So is blue. And blood red. Like a vampire.
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
I was absolutely in love with my blood-red hair when I had it. But back then my hair was pretty short and frizzy. Now it's much longer and the frizz is controlled to super-wavy/curly, so I'm desperate to go back to red. I absolutely LOVE long, curly, blood-red hair. Buut money, at the moment :<
AddedAnd by money I don't just mean for the dye, but the bleach bath (I HAVE TO DO A FUCKING BLEACH BATH WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID I USE GREEN-BASE BROWN DYE IT FUCKED EVERYTHING UP) and the maintenance and the fudge to mix with shampoo and all that jazz, so yeah.
HalfAnothersDozen +1 karmalast monthYou're Welcome
Grape kool aid and rit dye.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karmalast month
Fun fact: Finding sugar free kool aid is hard to find in America because we're America.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karmalast month
Sugar free grape kool aid. OH YEAH.
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karmalast month
You obv need to go with the goatee with anything you do, but I am curious about the color you pick.
alexmirarchi3 0 karmalast monthDaaaaamn
Damn girllll. You come here often?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast monthYou're making me blush
Like, my house, on my laptop? yeah pretty frequently

(lelel i'm hilarious)
alexmirarchi3 0 karmalast monthYou Are Flawless
I meant tickld... ya jerk. I like your hairs.
Davy_Crocket 0 karmalast month
I could favourite you as a user and you'd reach the big 600 but first, you'd have to record a video of yourself eating a sandwich without any vegemite on it. Are you up to the task?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
601, fuk u mate.

but i shall make the vid at some point anyway, for i love you.
HalfAnothersDozen +1 karmalast month
Can you please start posting more? I will punch anyone who calls you "Queen", but we need more of your brain spills dropped on the vote page? K? Good talk.
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
I forgot to reply to this because I love you.

I want to, but the inspiration isn't there :( Maybe these holidays (this is my last week of uni before mid-semester break) I'll get up and do something.
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karmalast month
Well how can I "inspire" you?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
snappy musical numbers would be nice
HalfAnothersDozen +1 karmalast month
I can sing a rock a tutu but my dance moves leave a little to be desired.

You good with Abba?
McMercJR 0 karmalast month
I think I might've seen you say that you just had show week. How'd that go?
Kitya [m] +1 karmalast month
Yeeess I did, in fact :) It was amazing, definitely one of our best seasons! Plus I got a special mention from the director of all gang shows in Australia and New Zealand (we're a gang show; just means we're sponsored by the Scouts) and a (good) mention in the review! It was crazy crazy crazy because that sort of thing never happens to me and now I'm blathering.

But now I've got such a theatre hangover. I don't want to go back to the real world, noo :(
McMercJR 0 karmalast month
That's awesome, well done :) how big is getting a special mention in the review?
Good luck for the real world. :P
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
(typos everywhere. re-commenting)

Just a quick one in the Adelaide Theatre Guide, with two other mains (we were all in a love-triangle together): "The highlight for me was [other skit], and also the quick-fire dialogue between Julio, Romiet and Veronica - obviously well-rehearsed and well-executed all."

The other one (from the director of all Aus and NZ shows) was: "This is the most unique show. You're the only one with fire dancing. You're the only one with a storyline first half. And you're the only one with Kat and Nathan" (he played Julio).

It was awesome :') I was a very happy possum.
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