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Sex Female
Age 19
Location Australia
Ticklr since February 2013

About Me

My avatar is my newest brushie joey. His mum was hit by a car and I just happened to be at the vets when he was brought in (and I just-so-happen to have possum joey training) so they gave him to me. His name's Lucky and he's so goddamn cute look at the little face ----->>

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Kitya +1 karma Yesterday
But from a purely anatomical point of view, it's pretty much impossible. Assuming mermaids would be mammalian and have about the same proportions as humans, they wouldnt survive. They'd freeze to death in any ocean, ever, unless they
A. Lived in very shallow coastal waters (which are very well-explored)
B. were really, really, incredibly fat
And assuming theyre mammals, they'd be air-breathing, meaning that even if they inexplicably found some way to survive in the wider ocean, then they'd be close to the surface. Rememberingg that the 95% of unexplored ocean is mostly depths, this doesnt seem likely.
Added^ crazy animal lady rant
Kitya +10 karma Yesterday
Either you've got small boobs or the discomfort tolerance level of the gods. Gotta have that support bro
Kitya 0 karma Yesterday
I don't really believe this, but it's one of those things that you toy with at the back of your mind sometimes. It's this idea that everyone that exists is just the same person being recycled over and over. Like, right now, I'm Kitya. Then I die and I get recycled as like, a checkout chick from my grocery store, and live her life. Then die and get recycled as like, Queen Victoria, or Bill Nye, or Attila the Hun, or the dude who always sleeps on the bus. There's no particular order or deep meaning to this - it's just fun to think about.
Kitya +1 karma Yesterday
You realise "The Body Found" is a fictional documentary, yeah?
Kitya +7 karma Yesterday
Every villain is lemons
Kitya +12 karma Yesterday
*creepiness fedorafies*
Kitya +6 karma Yesterday
"Every country has it is/has idiots."

Suuuurreee does, mate
Kitya 0 karma Yesterday
No. Tickld is kind of my antisocial outlet, to be honest
Kitya 0 karma Yesterday
He's a cutie patootie, be real with yourself. with a sprinkling of ugly
Kitya 0 karma Yesterday
He's gonna be the biggest asshole when he grows up, I can already feel it :')
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maxosh [m] 0 karmaYesterday
I can't decide whether joey is really really ugly or really really cute
Kitya [m] 0 karmaYesterday
He's a cutie patootie, be real with yourself. with a sprinkling of ugly
maxosh [m] 0 karmaYesterday
Sounds like my Miniature Jack Russell, half of the time he is ugly but in a cute way and the other half he just looks like a lil puppy. Joey looks like he's edging towards ugly if I'm honest :P but those hands are cute (Joey's not yours xD)
BAILES 0 karma2 days ago
Awww. They are so cute when little, but then they grow and sound like beasts when they do it. "Erghergherhgughguhguhguhgh" - Possums outside my window.
Kitya [m] 0 karmaYesterday
He's gonna be the biggest asshole when he grows up, I can already feel it :')
BAILES 0 karmaYesterday
I blame bad parents.
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma3 days agoUgh (Clint)
fucking rodents
Kitya [m] +1 karma3 days agoDeal With It
Rodents suck.

Marsupials, though, are brilliiiiiiiannnnnttttt
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma3 days agoThe More You Know
Marsupials are actually the causes of all ebola
AddedAIDS as well
chosimbaaaa 0 karma4 days agoEyebrows Zoom
Sexy avatar.
Kitya [m] +1 karma3 days ago
Thats a baby animal wtf cho you sick
chosimbaaaa 0 karma3 days ago
Well, now I'm even more turned on. I'm saving that for later.
Kitya [m] +1 karma3 days ago
bow chka wow
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
The amount of people sucking your figurative penis on that post is hilarious
Kitya [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
figurative?
Addeddon't you belittle my manliness.
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks agoOMG
zomg da tickuld famis kityer replid 2 mi!
KingOfHere [m] +2 karma3 weeks ago
I "stalked you and your animals" as your about me requested, and found the experience unsatisfying. I'd like a refund on the 50 karma fee I paid please. Thanks in advance
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Ahaha I forgot about that. I originally had only a few pictures on there and was using it as a way of seeing how many people would actually click it (by checking picture views). Now I use it as a general image source. Silly muppet, you fell right into my trap.
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
You fiend, I wasted a valuable minute of my life looking at those rodents
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
MARSUPIALS. THEY ARE MARSUPIALS.

GET OUT
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma3 weeks agoHaha, That's A Good One
Addedif they have fur and I can fit my hand around them they are a rodent, case closed
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
You couldn't fit your hand around the adults; theyre bigger than housecats.

Case re-opened
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
Hmmmmmm. Do any of these creatures live in sewers? If so they rodents.
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Nope. Trees. Therefore, opposite of sewers
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma3 weeks agoFry Tired
Sewers, trees, same thing really. You win this round marsupial hugger
NetherScorpion +1 karma4 weeks ago
Man, Vegas was amazing this weekend honey. What shall we do next weekend?
W1Z0 [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/1017260
AddedHoly crap you're more fav'd than tickld
Kitya [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
yaay, cheers!
W1Z0 [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Welcome
NetherScorpion 0 karma5 weeks ago
Charlatan is our backup priest, I'll ask him
AddedUpdate: We're getting hitched Saturday. Invite your friends (if you have any).
Kitya [m] 0 karma5 weeks ago
I ...
I dont mean to freak you out but
http://www.tickld.com/thread/1323318
NetherScorpion +1 karma5 weeks ago
I took care of the paperwork and got forged documents. You divorced him 5 days ago.
Kitya [m] 0 karma5 weeks ago
then why does it still hurt
NetherScorpion +1 karma5 weeks ago
He had a very big penis, nobody expects you to get over that so quickly, but this union will help. Have you got your dress ready?
KingOfHere [m] 0 karmalast month
Our lovely discussion on that post got downvoted by mean tickld trolls. I feel like we've bonded. Favrite 4 favrite? xxyyzz
Addedwy u no reply i have a family :'(
Kitya [m] +1 karma5 weeks ago
I've been sick for the past day! Not my fault I forgot whilst in my bed of pain.

fav'd doe
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma5 weeks ago
sorry to hear you were sick, I blame the mean internet tickld trolls
Addedshx for the fav
NetherScorpion 0 karmalast month
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
Ha. Guy's in over his head. I'm a nineteen year old middle class white girl, and everyone knows that's the most badass demographic out.
NetherScorpion 0 karmalast month
Women of all demographics scare me. Did you get my proposal letter yet?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
I got a few gummy worms stuck to duct-tape. So if that's it, yes
NetherScorpion 0 karmalast month
Yes, that was it. So what do ya say?
Kitya [m] +1 karmalast month
Ah my love, of course. You have such a way with worms.

(Set up the whole comment just so i could say that. Could not be happier with how it all turned out.)
NetherScorpion 0 karmalast month
Is our marriage going to be full of this?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
So much of it
NetherScorpion 0 karmalast month
Good. Because I want it to. Shall I get Chosimbaaaa to perform the ceremony?
chosimbaaaa +1 karma5 weeks ago
Sorry, I refuse to marry two women, it's against my beliefs.
Kitya [m] 0 karma5 weeks ago
You dont need to marry two women cho that's ok, three's a crowd, i get it.

But marry us kthanx
chosimbaaaa +1 karma5 weeks ago
Lol no! The only circumstances in which I'd marry yous is if you were fit lezzas.
NetherScorpion +1 karma5 weeks ago
Fine, we'll get someone else to do it you homophobic racist fagbitch
chosimbaaaa +1 karma5 weeks ago
We've been over this before. Tards aren't a race.
MetalM1ke +1 karmalast month
Hey. With your background, I'd be interested on your take regarding this topic. I know they aren't exotic animals by any means but just your thoughts in general I suppose. (You have my word I am not being sardonic at ALL)

http://www.tickld.com/science/t/1008560
Kitya [m] +2 karmalast month
I did reply to the original ASK. Can't say I've heard much about chook agoraphobia, but I do think people need to listen to the facts when it comes to free range vs battery cage vs enriched cage vs organic vs barn. Or, at the very least, that people need to know that there are more than two options.

http://www.tickld.com/thread/8069012
MetalM1ke +1 karmalast monthThumbs Up
Thank you for the swift reply, Kitya., Going to read the original ASK now.
KingOfHere [m] 0 karmalast monthParty
Thank you for the kazakhstanis, much appreciated
andyroowho [m] 0 karmalast monthLet Me Love You
Thank you for that absurdly generous karma gift :)
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
nah man it's like golf. the less you get gifted, the more I like you

so

i hate you i guess

(srsly no worries tho)
andyroowho [m] 0 karmalast month
Lol you are a pro at the backhanded insult! Quite genius. I'll remember it next time I gift you. It won't be much ;)
Added(Implying that I like you. I'm not good at this backwards talk)
Kitya [m] +1 karmalast month
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HalfAnothersDozen 0 karmalast month
Did you JUST dye your hair?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
Nope it's a few months old but I missed having purple hair. I'm having hairdye fever yo. Like baby fever but with hair dye. I got red/brown hair at the moment. Pictures? PICTURES

http://prntscr.com/4osaxu

I wanna go blood red though, that's what I used to have and I miss it like a missing misser.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karmalast month
Purple hair is the best. So is blue. And blood red. Like a vampire.
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
I was absolutely in love with my blood-red hair when I had it. But back then my hair was pretty short and frizzy. Now it's much longer and the frizz is controlled to super-wavy/curly, so I'm desperate to go back to red. I absolutely LOVE long, curly, blood-red hair. Buut money, at the moment :<
AddedAnd by money I don't just mean for the dye, but the bleach bath (I HAVE TO DO A FUCKING BLEACH BATH WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID I USE GREEN-BASE BROWN DYE IT FUCKED EVERYTHING UP) and the maintenance and the fudge to mix with shampoo and all that jazz, so yeah.
HalfAnothersDozen +1 karmalast monthYou're Welcome
Grape kool aid and rit dye.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karmalast month
Fun fact: Finding sugar free kool aid is hard to find in America because we're America.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karmalast month
Sugar free grape kool aid. OH YEAH.
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karmalast month
You obv need to go with the goatee with anything you do, but I am curious about the color you pick.
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