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Sex Female
Age 19
Location Australia
Ticklr since February 2013

About Me

Animal science student, wildlife carer and senior cast member at Shouts Youth Theatre. Life is a prank can of nuts and I am the spring snake coiled within, but nobody is lifting the ****ING LID. Stalk me and my animals -

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Kitya +1 karma 2 hours ago
For some reason I only saw the second half of the post, and the weirdest scenarios played out in my head.
"Are you over 300lb?"
Kitya +2 karma 3 hours ago
Nah, not my type. Just fun to look at
Kitya +1 karma 4 hours ago
Boom son
Kitya +2 karma 4 hours ago
there's this really hot guy in one of my classes. He took a few days off one week, and then came back with a really hoarse and croaky voice. He'd just gotten over a cold, apparently.
aand that's how I learned that I find croaky-sick-voice unusually sexy. Almost better than sleepy-voice.
Kitya 0 karma 4 hours ago
I was at a summer camp, and we all had to lie down in a line so that a horse could run us over in alphabetical order
Kitya +3 karma 4 hours ago
ffs answer that friend request
Kitya 0 karma 4 hours ago
righty's off on another planet there, haha
Kitya +2 karma 5 hours ago
Are you, by any chance, a small mouse or other prey-like creature?
Kitya 0 karma 5 hours ago
Yep. Righty done fucked up
AddedAh fuck wait it's lefty; I wrote those up the wrong way
Kitya 0 karma 7 hours ago
As far as pets go, I have one cat called Lucy. Little old lady (well, 11 years old, so not *that* old) who's disgustingly healthy and fit for an animal that does nothing all day.
As far as other animals go, I have four orphaned brushtail joeys in rehabilitation:
And two orphaned ringtail joeys:
AddedOH ALSO we're getting an Australian Shepherd in early 2015 so there's that, tooooo ^_^
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NetherScorpion 0 karma18 hours ago
Charlatan is our backup priest, I'll ask him
AddedUpdate: We're getting hitched Saturday. Invite your friends (if you have any).
Kitya [m] 0 karma9 hours ago
I ...
I dont mean to freak you out but
NetherScorpion 0 karma1 hour ago
I took care of the paperwork and got forged documents. You divorced him 5 days ago.
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma2 days ago
Our lovely discussion on that post got downvoted by mean tickld trolls. I feel like we've bonded. Favrite 4 favrite? xxyyzz
Addedwy u no reply i have a family :'(
Kitya [m] +1 karma23 hours ago
I've been sick for the past day! Not my fault I forgot whilst in my bed of pain.

fav'd doe
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma22 hours ago
sorry to hear you were sick, I blame the mean internet tickld trolls
Addedshx for the fav
NetherScorpion 0 karma2 days ago
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 days ago
Ha. Guy's in over his head. I'm a nineteen year old middle class white girl, and everyone knows that's the most badass demographic out.
NetherScorpion 0 karma2 days ago
Women of all demographics scare me. Did you get my proposal letter yet?
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 days ago
I got a few gummy worms stuck to duct-tape. So if that's it, yes
NetherScorpion 0 karma2 days ago
Yes, that was it. So what do ya say?
Kitya [m] +1 karma2 days ago
Ah my love, of course. You have such a way with worms.

(Set up the whole comment just so i could say that. Could not be happier with how it all turned out.)
NetherScorpion 0 karma2 days ago
Is our marriage going to be full of this?
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 days ago
So much of it
NetherScorpion 0 karma2 days ago
Good. Because I want it to. Shall I get Chosimbaaaa to perform the ceremony?
chosimbaaaa +1 karma19 hours ago
Sorry, I refuse to marry two women, it's against my beliefs.
Kitya [m] 0 karma19 hours ago
You dont need to marry two women cho that's ok, three's a crowd, i get it.

But marry us kthanx
chosimbaaaa +1 karma18 hours ago
Lol no! The only circumstances in which I'd marry yous is if you were fit lezzas.
NetherScorpion +1 karma19 hours ago
Fine, we'll get someone else to do it you homophobic racist fagbitch
chosimbaaaa +1 karma18 hours ago
We've been over this before. Tards aren't a race.
MetalM1ke +1 karma6 days ago
Hey. With your background, I'd be interested on your take regarding this topic. I know they aren't exotic animals by any means but just your thoughts in general I suppose. (You have my word I am not being sardonic at ALL)
Kitya [m] +2 karma6 days ago
I did reply to the original ASK. Can't say I've heard much about chook agoraphobia, but I do think people need to listen to the facts when it comes to free range vs battery cage vs enriched cage vs organic vs barn. Or, at the very least, that people need to know that there are more than two options.
MetalM1ke +1 karma6 days agoThumbs Up
Thank you for the swift reply, Kitya., Going to read the original ASK now.
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma1 weeks agoParty
Thank you for the kazakhstanis, much appreciated
andyroowho [m] 0 karma2 weeks agoLet Me Love You
Thank you for that absurdly generous karma gift :)
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
nah man it's like golf. the less you get gifted, the more I like you


i hate you i guess

(srsly no worries tho)
andyroowho [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
Lol you are a pro at the backhanded insult! Quite genius. I'll remember it next time I gift you. It won't be much ;)
Added(Implying that I like you. I'm not good at this backwards talk)
Kitya [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karma2 weeks ago
Did you JUST dye your hair?
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
Nope it's a few months old but I missed having purple hair. I'm having hairdye fever yo. Like baby fever but with hair dye. I got red/brown hair at the moment. Pictures? PICTURES

I wanna go blood red though, that's what I used to have and I miss it like a missing misser.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karma2 weeks ago
Purple hair is the best. So is blue. And blood red. Like a vampire.
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
I was absolutely in love with my blood-red hair when I had it. But back then my hair was pretty short and frizzy. Now it's much longer and the frizz is controlled to super-wavy/curly, so I'm desperate to go back to red. I absolutely LOVE long, curly, blood-red hair. Buut money, at the moment :<
AddedAnd by money I don't just mean for the dye, but the bleach bath (I HAVE TO DO A FUCKING BLEACH BATH WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID I USE GREEN-BASE BROWN DYE IT FUCKED EVERYTHING UP) and the maintenance and the fudge to mix with shampoo and all that jazz, so yeah.
HalfAnothersDozen +1 karma2 weeks agoYou're Welcome
Grape kool aid and rit dye.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karma2 weeks ago
Fun fact: Finding sugar free kool aid is hard to find in America because we're America.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karma2 weeks ago
Sugar free grape kool aid. OH YEAH.
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karma2 weeks ago
You obv need to go with the goatee with anything you do, but I am curious about the color you pick.
alexmirarchi3 0 karma2 weeks agoDaaaaamn
Damn girllll. You come here often?
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 weeks agoYou're making me blush
Like, my house, on my laptop? yeah pretty frequently

(lelel i'm hilarious)
alexmirarchi3 0 karma2 weeks agoYou Are Flawless
I meant tickld... ya jerk. I like your hairs.
Davy_Crocket 0 karma3 weeks ago
I could favourite you as a user and you'd reach the big 600 but first, you'd have to record a video of yourself eating a sandwich without any vegemite on it. Are you up to the task?
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
601, fuk u mate.

but i shall make the vid at some point anyway, for i love you.
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karma3 weeks ago
Can you please start posting more? I will punch anyone who calls you "Queen", but we need more of your brain spills dropped on the vote page? K? Good talk.
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
I forgot to reply to this because I love you.

I want to, but the inspiration isn't there :( Maybe these holidays (this is my last week of uni before mid-semester break) I'll get up and do something.
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karma3 weeks ago
Well how can I "inspire" you?
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
snappy musical numbers would be nice
HalfAnothersDozen +1 karma3 weeks ago
I can sing a rock a tutu but my dance moves leave a little to be desired.

You good with Abba?
McMercJR 0 karma4 weeks ago
I think I might've seen you say that you just had show week. How'd that go?
Kitya [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
Yeeess I did, in fact :) It was amazing, definitely one of our best seasons! Plus I got a special mention from the director of all gang shows in Australia and New Zealand (we're a gang show; just means we're sponsored by the Scouts) and a (good) mention in the review! It was crazy crazy crazy because that sort of thing never happens to me and now I'm blathering.

But now I've got such a theatre hangover. I don't want to go back to the real world, noo :(
McMercJR 0 karma3 weeks ago
That's awesome, well done :) how big is getting a special mention in the review?
Good luck for the real world. :P
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
(typos everywhere. re-commenting)

Just a quick one in the Adelaide Theatre Guide, with two other mains (we were all in a love-triangle together): "The highlight for me was [other skit], and also the quick-fire dialogue between Julio, Romiet and Veronica - obviously well-rehearsed and well-executed all."

The other one (from the director of all Aus and NZ shows) was: "This is the most unique show. You're the only one with fire dancing. You're the only one with a storyline first half. And you're the only one with Kat and Nathan" (he played Julio).

It was awesome :') I was a very happy possum.
Kitya 0 karma3 weeks ago
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Searley_Bear 0 karma4 weeks agoFreakout
20k karma?! AAAAHHHH!!!!
Kitya [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
Searley_Bear +2 karma4 weeks ago
I've been following you, waiting for this moment.
Martony [m] 0 karma5 weeks ago
Hey, thanks for the karmallamalade!
AshKanenald +1 karmalast month
Thanks for balancing out my negative karma onslaught! You're tops.
CROCKSCREW 0 karmalast month
Hey so fartmcdickshit gave me 561 people to talk to, you're 1 of the 10 I picked so lets like talk or some shit. OP:
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