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"Oh you're Australian?" "Yeah." "Oh, your English is really good."

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Kitya -1 karma 1 hour ago
I want to always know exactly when my food has cooled enough to bite into without burning my tongue.
Kitya 0 karma 1 hour ago
I can go on the Disney Channel website and I dont need no fucker's permission first
Kitya +1 karma 2 hours ago
Yep, both. Theyre both dumb things to say.

I mean, in every animal species there are desirable and undesirable traits. Like - lions with the greatest strength get the mate. Bucks with the biggest antlers. Frogs with the loudest croak. Birds with the most flamboyant gayass markings and fully sick dance moves. So on, so on. Humans are the same. We've got criteria that we tend to look for and can agree that some individuals (eg models) fulfill most criteria whereas others dont. So, ultimately, there's always gonna be people who are more attractive, so it's stupid to say otherwise.
It's also stupid to say it doesnt matter, because humans are hardwired to look for the most attractive mate.
Kitya +2 karma 4 hours ago
k bebs
AddedI also like that there's massive concern for a kitten sitting happily in some dude's undies, and yet zero questions about the fact that I routinely get up in the business end of joeys. Which, as you can imagine, they're never wild about.
Kitya +8 karma 6 hours ago
*I'm* sorry but in strict terms of animal welfare, you cant really claim abuse unless the animal is in any physical, emotional or psychological danger, either immediately or potentially. The kitten is not. It's not in danger of being hurt, it's not the victim of a sex act, it's not bothered at all. The guy, arguably, is, because if that kitten got upset it would claw the fuck out of him. But that's another matter.

But animals - baby animals in particular - tend to like feeling secure and warm: hell, that's why in wildlife care, we put baby animals down our tops/bras. A lot of them also tend to want to go for the crotch (because let's face it, it's bloody warm) but we dont tend to do that because, you know, claws and shit. But theyre happy to go for it. Their welfare is fine enough - it's ours that we're worried about there.

Not to mention that baby animals also have pretty much no concept of personal space. I mean, let's twist what you said a bit. Part of my care routine for orphaned joeys involves rubbing their cloaca with a damp tissue. So i'm essentially rubbing their genitals without them understanding the nature or quality of the act. Abuse?
Kitya 0 karma 8 hours ago
Not really much like my dad or mum, besides maybe mum's creativity (she's a professional artist; I'm a published writer). My sister and I are very alike in personality, but look different as all fuck (she's this stick-thin blonde thing). I look more like my brother, but have nothing really in common with him lately. He's in that highschool douchebag phase, though. We're all just riding it out.
Kitya +3 karma 8 hours ago
I'm dumping you in Snake Gully and going on with my life. Fuck visitors.
Kitya +1 karma 8 hours ago
Probably a significant portion of the trip between Adelaide and Morgan (whole thing's about 170km but I probably would have been on autopilot for no more than 30-40km). The whole fucking Thiele Highway is just dead grass and red dirt and occasional scrubby gum trees. Two hours looking at that does your head in.

The only things that kept me awake were the asshole kangaroos who play Car Chicken. Like, I drive a Mazda 2 - I will lose a car-fight with a kangaroo.
Kitya -1 karma 8 hours ago
-3 karma for a question mark. Ffs tickld
Kitya +4 karma 8 hours ago
I think ... I think you may have missed a pretty crucial aspect of that whole joke
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KingOfHere [m] 0 karmaYesterday
The amount of people sucking your figurative penis on that post is hilarious
Kitya [m] 0 karmaYesterday
figurative?
Addeddon't you belittle my manliness.
KingOfHere [m] 0 karmaYesterdayOMG
zomg da tickuld famis kityer replid 2 mi!
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
I "stalked you and your animals" as your about me requested, and found the experience unsatisfying. I'd like a refund on the 50 karma fee I paid please. Thanks in advance
Kitya [m] -1 karma2 weeks ago
Ahaha I forgot about that. I originally had only a few pictures on there and was using it as a way of seeing how many people would actually click it (by checking picture views). Now I use it as a general image source. Silly muppet, you fell right into my trap.
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
You fiend, I wasted a valuable minute of my life looking at those rodents
Kitya [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
MARSUPIALS. THEY ARE MARSUPIALS.

GET OUT
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks agoHaha, That's A Good One
Addedif they have fur and I can fit my hand around them they are a rodent, case closed
Kitya [m] -2 karma2 weeks ago
You couldn't fit your hand around the adults; theyre bigger than housecats.

Case re-opened
KingOfHere [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Hmmmmmm. Do any of these creatures live in sewers? If so they rodents.
Kitya [m] -2 karma2 weeks ago
Nope. Trees. Therefore, opposite of sewers
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma2 weeks agoFry Tired
Sewers, trees, same thing really. You win this round marsupial hugger
NetherScorpion +1 karma2 weeks ago
Man, Vegas was amazing this weekend honey. What shall we do next weekend?
W1Z0 [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/1017260
AddedHoly crap you're more fav'd than tickld
Kitya [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
yaay, cheers!
W1Z0 [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Welcome
NetherScorpion 0 karma3 weeks ago
Charlatan is our backup priest, I'll ask him
AddedUpdate: We're getting hitched Saturday. Invite your friends (if you have any).
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
I ...
I dont mean to freak you out but
http://www.tickld.com/thread/1323318
NetherScorpion +1 karma3 weeks ago
I took care of the paperwork and got forged documents. You divorced him 5 days ago.
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
then why does it still hurt
NetherScorpion +1 karma3 weeks ago
He had a very big penis, nobody expects you to get over that so quickly, but this union will help. Have you got your dress ready?
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Our lovely discussion on that post got downvoted by mean tickld trolls. I feel like we've bonded. Favrite 4 favrite? xxyyzz
Addedwy u no reply i have a family :'(
Kitya [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
I've been sick for the past day! Not my fault I forgot whilst in my bed of pain.

fav'd doe
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
sorry to hear you were sick, I blame the mean internet tickld trolls
Addedshx for the fav
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Ha. Guy's in over his head. I'm a nineteen year old middle class white girl, and everyone knows that's the most badass demographic out.
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Women of all demographics scare me. Did you get my proposal letter yet?
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
I got a few gummy worms stuck to duct-tape. So if that's it, yes
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Yes, that was it. So what do ya say?
Kitya [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
Ah my love, of course. You have such a way with worms.

(Set up the whole comment just so i could say that. Could not be happier with how it all turned out.)
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Is our marriage going to be full of this?
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
So much of it
NetherScorpion 0 karma4 weeks ago
Good. Because I want it to. Shall I get Chosimbaaaa to perform the ceremony?
chosimbaaaa +1 karma3 weeks ago
Sorry, I refuse to marry two women, it's against my beliefs.
Kitya [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
You dont need to marry two women cho that's ok, three's a crowd, i get it.

But marry us kthanx
chosimbaaaa +1 karma3 weeks ago
Lol no! The only circumstances in which I'd marry yous is if you were fit lezzas.
NetherScorpion +1 karma3 weeks ago
Fine, we'll get someone else to do it you homophobic racist fagbitch
chosimbaaaa +1 karma3 weeks ago
We've been over this before. Tards aren't a race.
MetalM1ke +1 karma4 weeks ago
Hey. With your background, I'd be interested on your take regarding this topic. I know they aren't exotic animals by any means but just your thoughts in general I suppose. (You have my word I am not being sardonic at ALL)

http://www.tickld.com/science/t/1008560
Kitya [m] +2 karma4 weeks ago
I did reply to the original ASK. Can't say I've heard much about chook agoraphobia, but I do think people need to listen to the facts when it comes to free range vs battery cage vs enriched cage vs organic vs barn. Or, at the very least, that people need to know that there are more than two options.

http://www.tickld.com/thread/8069012
MetalM1ke +1 karma4 weeks agoThumbs Up
Thank you for the swift reply, Kitya., Going to read the original ASK now.
KingOfHere [m] 0 karma4 weeks agoParty
Thank you for the kazakhstanis, much appreciated
andyroowho [m] 0 karma4 weeks agoLet Me Love You
Thank you for that absurdly generous karma gift :)
Kitya [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
nah man it's like golf. the less you get gifted, the more I like you

so

i hate you i guess

(srsly no worries tho)
andyroowho [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Lol you are a pro at the backhanded insult! Quite genius. I'll remember it next time I gift you. It won't be much ;)
Added(Implying that I like you. I'm not good at this backwards talk)
Kitya [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
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HalfAnothersDozen 0 karmalast month
Did you JUST dye your hair?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
Nope it's a few months old but I missed having purple hair. I'm having hairdye fever yo. Like baby fever but with hair dye. I got red/brown hair at the moment. Pictures? PICTURES

http://prntscr.com/4osaxu

I wanna go blood red though, that's what I used to have and I miss it like a missing misser.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karma5 weeks ago
Purple hair is the best. So is blue. And blood red. Like a vampire.
Kitya [m] 0 karma5 weeks ago
I was absolutely in love with my blood-red hair when I had it. But back then my hair was pretty short and frizzy. Now it's much longer and the frizz is controlled to super-wavy/curly, so I'm desperate to go back to red. I absolutely LOVE long, curly, blood-red hair. Buut money, at the moment :<
AddedAnd by money I don't just mean for the dye, but the bleach bath (I HAVE TO DO A FUCKING BLEACH BATH WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID I USE GREEN-BASE BROWN DYE IT FUCKED EVERYTHING UP) and the maintenance and the fudge to mix with shampoo and all that jazz, so yeah.
HalfAnothersDozen +1 karma5 weeks agoYou're Welcome
Grape kool aid and rit dye.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karma5 weeks ago
Fun fact: Finding sugar free kool aid is hard to find in America because we're America.
chasetheguitarplayer 0 karma5 weeks ago
Sugar free grape kool aid. OH YEAH.
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karmalast month
You obv need to go with the goatee with anything you do, but I am curious about the color you pick.
alexmirarchi3 0 karmalast monthDaaaaamn
Damn girllll. You come here often?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast monthYou're making me blush
Like, my house, on my laptop? yeah pretty frequently

(lelel i'm hilarious)
alexmirarchi3 0 karmalast monthYou Are Flawless
I meant tickld... ya jerk. I like your hairs.
Davy_Crocket 0 karmalast month
I could favourite you as a user and you'd reach the big 600 but first, you'd have to record a video of yourself eating a sandwich without any vegemite on it. Are you up to the task?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
601, fuk u mate.

but i shall make the vid at some point anyway, for i love you.
HalfAnothersDozen +1 karmalast month
Can you please start posting more? I will punch anyone who calls you "Queen", but we need more of your brain spills dropped on the vote page? K? Good talk.
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
I forgot to reply to this because I love you.

I want to, but the inspiration isn't there :( Maybe these holidays (this is my last week of uni before mid-semester break) I'll get up and do something.
HalfAnothersDozen 0 karmalast month
Well how can I "inspire" you?
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
snappy musical numbers would be nice
HalfAnothersDozen +1 karmalast month
I can sing a rock a tutu but my dance moves leave a little to be desired.

You good with Abba?
McMercJR 0 karmalast month
I think I might've seen you say that you just had show week. How'd that go?
Kitya [m] +1 karmalast month
Yeeess I did, in fact :) It was amazing, definitely one of our best seasons! Plus I got a special mention from the director of all gang shows in Australia and New Zealand (we're a gang show; just means we're sponsored by the Scouts) and a (good) mention in the review! It was crazy crazy crazy because that sort of thing never happens to me and now I'm blathering.

But now I've got such a theatre hangover. I don't want to go back to the real world, noo :(
McMercJR 0 karmalast month
That's awesome, well done :) how big is getting a special mention in the review?
Good luck for the real world. :P
Kitya [m] 0 karmalast month
(typos everywhere. re-commenting)

Just a quick one in the Adelaide Theatre Guide, with two other mains (we were all in a love-triangle together): "The highlight for me was [other skit], and also the quick-fire dialogue between Julio, Romiet and Veronica - obviously well-rehearsed and well-executed all."

The other one (from the director of all Aus and NZ shows) was: "This is the most unique show. You're the only one with fire dancing. You're the only one with a storyline first half. And you're the only one with Kat and Nathan" (he played Julio).

It was awesome :') I was a very happy possum.
Kitya 0 karmalast month
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