Wallyballjacker's PROFILE


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Sex Male
Age 28
Location United States
Ticklr since Before October 2012

About Me

I am an X-ray tech, who used to be in a metal band that went on to get signed to a record label, and have a video on MTV2. "Forever In Terror" if you'd like to check them out! Cleveland, OH is where I'm from. Let's grab a drink sometime. -Dan

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Wallyballjacker 0 karma 14 hours ago
But would she be DTF? Because I may need to find me a mirror.
Wallyballjacker 0 karma 14 hours ago
Ahh yeah. When I worked at Depot in Fort Myers, we had a lot of stuck up bitches bringing in dogs. That makes sense.
Wallyballjacker 0 karma 16 hours ago
Where the hell do you live? We get dogs occasionally, but not enough for 3 Dogs to have shit on the floor. And a god damn ferret?!? Do you live near a hipster town?
Wallyballjacker 0 karma 16 hours ago
How many "Somebody shit on the sales floor" stories do you have? The one store I was at, someone shit on the floor once for every year I was there.
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 16 hours ago
Well, since you know that we have literally 70 feet of ink, you'll get a kick out of this. Standing in front of the ink wall, "Hey, where is your ink?" I point behind me with a "Are you fucking kidding me?" look on my face. He looks at it and goes... "Ohhhh no no. The big ones." Well, he was leaning on them. So I just pointed down and the toner. And then OF COURSE he had to give me the "If it was a snake it would have bit me" line. I hope this toner cartridge melts in your printer, and catches your house on fire.
AddedAlso, I wrote a two page paper on the types of customers we get in the store. I'll see if I can get the link. I have it in my dropbox.
AddedHere you go.

Wallyballjacker +1 karma 17 hours ago
Oh Staples... How I wish I could quit you... I like telling people that ask me if I work there, I just look at them in the eyes and say "No I just wear this to pick up chicks." I'm surprised how many people actually laugh or admit to being an idiot. I've only had one person get mad at me.

Also, I'm looking for an "Ink Cartilage" .....okay. What number is it? "It's an HP". *stoneface*
Wallyballjacker +4 karma 17 hours ago
Certainly no highway driving for that thing.
Wallyballjacker -2 karma Yesterday
From the pain... yeahhh eeee yeahhh
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 2 days ago
I was gonna say, that's the whole reason I use adblock on tickld. I wasn't sure if they still did or not, but it sounds like they do. Sorry tickld. At least I bought a couple of stickers. I put it on my car too. There you go, free advertising. (Although they don't stay on very well, and It's most certainly not going to last through the winter.)
Wallyballjacker 0 karma 2 days ago
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UserModerator [a] 0 karma3 days ago
Your post entitled "This is so God damn adorable." was removed after an action by a Tickld User Moderator because it was: "Repost.". Please review the Upload Guidelines and Terms of Use. This is an automated message.
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma3 days ago
Sorry to hear about your dick size man.
Detectivecody [m] 0 karma5 days ago
Whoa why are you metallica guy?
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma5 days ago
I've been told several times before that I look like him. So, that's probably why he called me James.
PokingKittens 0 karma1 weeks ago
Darude - Sandstorm.
my post sucks
cool band
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Darklordofallbacon [m] +1 karma2 weeks agoI Like It
Just looked up Forever in Terror
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Glad to hear! Their newest S/T album is pretty sick too. Also, if you want more local bands i'm buddies with, to listen to: Erasing Never (Tour with Mushroomhead a lot), This is a lifetime, and, Ruled by Reason.
Darklordofallbacon [m] +1 karma2 weeks agoHere's To You
Thanks for the karma.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Any time, fellow NEOian.
UserModerator [a] 0 karma2 weeks ago
Your post entitled "Why is this supposed to impress me?" was hidden from public view after an action by a Tickld User Moderator because it was a repost. Please review the Upload Guidelines and Terms of Use. This is an automated message.
thienv [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
thank you for the k's
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma2 weeks agoEyebrows Zoom
Special K....
AddedAlso, you're welcome. Thanks for the laughs.
Hi_Im_Tina +1 karma3 weeks ago
Thought i'd transition the conversation to your page haha. I've always thought forensics work was interesting, I'm not sure I have the stomach for it all. I think forensic anthropology was my favourite class in undergrad though. But I'd like to do some sort of federal law enforcement or investigations work. Who knows, I'd just like to get a job at this point haha.
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
I have a strong stomach, so most of that I'd be okay with. (Smells may be a different story, however...) I'd LOVE to take a forensic anthropology class though. That just sounds awesome. Never would want to go to school more than on that class day. lol. I think the investigations work would be pretty sweet too. Not so sure about federal though... I can't help but picture all those stereotypical scenarios where you look at your spouse in the eyes and go "I can't tell you where I'm going to be for the next three days." And then a huge fight breaks out, and you feel like your relationship falls apart, etc. etc. I'm sure most of that is movie drama, but It's the first thing that pops in my head.

And I know what you mean about wanting to have a job. I'm having such a hard time trying to find an x-ray job. I'm unfortunately thinking about starting to look out of state... I love Ohio for sure, but I might have to cut the cord at some point soon.
Hi_Im_Tina 0 karma3 weeks ago
haha yeah, for two of my classes we were able to see an autopsy, but I knew I wouldn't be able to handle it...which is sad cause that'd be something really interesting to experience. It was a difficult class for me to take, but I don't think I had ever learned more in a class. I think I'll have to read through my notes again for a refresher (which they're pretty detailed if you ever want a nice forensic anthro lesson!). I'm sure that scenario is entirely possible actually haha, but we'll see where it goes. I don't blame you, I'm not sure I want to stay in Ohio long after I return home. Hopefully just long enough to get a job elsewhere
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
So, you were able to see them, but you chose not to? Aww, you're missing out. It's a hell of an experience. There's a point where they can essentially pull all of your organs out in one piece. I think my jaw almost hit the floor when I saw that. I know that's a weird thing to say to somebody, that they're missing out on an autopsy... lol. But it's definitely an experience. Especially if it interests you even in the slightest. I don't think it's as bad as you think it would be. But, then again, I have a pretty strong stomach for that kind of stuff. *shrug*

That would be awesome to read though some of your notes. All that stuff is so interesting to me. I don't blame you for wanting to jet out of Ohio when you come back. Especially since you'll be coming back in December. It's way too cold. I don't know how it was for you over in Europe, but there were weeks at a time where it wasn't above 10 degrees last year. Sooo bad. But, on the bright side, you'll be back for my birthday and Christmas!
Hi_Im_Tina 0 karma3 weeks ago
Unfortunately, yes I chose not to. I can't even watch surgery shows without feeling nauseous, so I knew I just physically wouldn't be able to handle it haha. If you ever want to take a look at them, I could easily email them to you.

Yeah I heard how bad winter was there haha, didn't see any snow over here, even in Germany when I was there. Made me miss home for sure! This past year was the first Christmas I spent away from my family, so I'm definitely excited to be back for it :)
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Haha. Awww. Well, it's probably good you didn't if surgery shows make you feel nauseous. And yes I would! I'll PM you my info.

Seriously, this was the worst winter I can remember going through. You may have missed your friends and family, but seriously be glad you didn't have to deal with any of that bullshit. -50f is really enough to make your car not want to start. (In case you were wondering. lol) But, I hear this year is supposed to be just as bad, so you won't be so lucky this year. I look forward to you telling me how much it sucks. haha.
fartmcdickshit +1 karma4 weeks ago
Thanks for the chicken tikka masala
Searley_Bear +1 karma4 weeks ago
Thanks for the karma gift, but you broke my tickld. I've no idea what you gifted.
AddedAs in which comment.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
I thrusted my karma dick at you so hard that it broke the internet for you? That's awesome.
In any case: http://www.tickld.com/thread/7680554
Searley_Bear +1 karma4 weeks agoUgh (Steve)
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Whysosrsly +1 karmalast monthThank You
Thank you for the karmas
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
You're welcome! Thanks for being funny!
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Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
Ahh, yeah, my bad. I didn't even think about it.
aluriilol +1 karmalast month
thanks for the karmas :3
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You're welcome! Thanks for being funny!
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Appreciate the gift.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJuly 2014
Anytime, sir!
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