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Age 28
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Ticklr since Before October 2012

About Me

I am an X-ray tech, who used to be in a metal band that went on to get signed to a record label, and have a video on MTV2. "Forever In Terror" if you'd like to check them out! Cleveland, OH is where I'm from. Let's grab a drink sometime. -Dan

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Wallyballjacker +1 karma Yesterday
Thank you everybody for healing me. <3
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 2 days ago
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Wallyballjacker 0 karma 2 days ago
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& Accompanying music video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMc0Hb-dSUc

I'm so sick of this argument that pit bulls are inherently an angry/aggressive breed. They're not. They have been bread that way, and the upbringing in whatever home they are in are the mitigating factors here. This is the same fucking argument that people use against Christians/Muslims. "Oh, this group of people did this horrible thing, therefore all of them are bad." It's just plain ignorant bullshit.
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 3 days ago
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 3 days ago
I am offended by your personal attacks.
Wallyballjacker 0 karma 3 days ago
I want to be in this picture, so I could look like a non-buff midget. The rock is 6'5'', and I'm 5'10''.
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 3 days ago
Never listened to Misery Index before, but I like it.
Wallyballjacker -1 karma 6 days ago
Foxy! ....how many times has that been said? Fuck you I don't care. Puns are still funny. But, for reals, that's a sweet tattoo. Do you have any others/plan on getting any more?
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 6 days ago
These are MUCH better ones. Which I have used on several occasions.

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Wallyballjacker +1 karma 6 days ago
This is fucking sick as hell. I love it. If you had some white out contacts, that would kick it up even more.
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sasquatchius +1 karma2 days agoLet Me Love You
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 days agoYou Came To The Right Neighborhood
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volleyballchic621 0 karma2 weeks ago
Do you like being an X-ray tech? I ask cause two of my friends are in school for radiology and want to know what it's like.
AddedSorry, I was creeping on your profile.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Personally, I love it. The only downside is trying to find a job in it. I don't know how the job market is where you live, but in Ohio it's rough as all hell trying to find an x-ray job. Just let your friends know that it may be pretty difficult to find one once they graduate. How far along in the program are they? Or are they doing prereqs still?
AddedPs. It's okay for creeping. I don't mind at all. :) ...I did not know that I was gay, however. Thank you for enlightening me.
volleyballchic621 +1 karma2 weeks ago
I'm from PA so not sure how much different the job market is. They're both in there second year so they'll be starting the actual program next semester. I'll definitely relay the information! And you're totally welcome. A lot of people don't know they are, I'm here to help.
AddedTheir* I hate when I do that.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Also, even if they're doing well in their prereqs, tell them to SERIOUSLY study their asses off. My first semester in the program, we started with like 40 students. After a month or two that was cut in half. By the time the program ended, we graduated with 13 people I think. It's a very very tough program, and they should not take it lightly. Especially that first semester, everything in that first semester is built upon throughout the rest of the course. Microbiology will be the hardest class without a doubt. So focus on that.
volleyballchic621 +1 karma2 weeks ago
Yeah they only accept like 26 people into the program to begin with so they're already stressed out haha! I'll definitely let them know to study lots! Luckily for me I don't have to worry about that for school hahah :p
AddedThanks for everything you've told me!! :)
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks agoI Am No Man
You're welcome! I hope they do well! What about you? Are you going for anything?
Added.....why that comment image is there is beyond me.
volleyballchic621 0 karma2 weeks ago
Hahahahahah I was like why the fuck did he put that there? At least It made me laugh :p I'm going for psychology, I want to be a prison psychologist and ultimately deal with re criminally insane. So, no competitive programs, but still lots of school
AddedI'm interning at a prison next year, so that'll be exciting!
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Oh, that sounds awesome. I always loved psychology. It's really fascinating. Try not to get shanked! lol. Although you're cute, so you'll probably get hit on a lot I would imagine. You'll definitely have to tell tickld some stories, I'm sure you'll have a ton of them once you actually start interning. That does seem like it would be a pretty difficult group of people to deal with though.
volleyballchic621 0 karma2 weeks ago
I know, psychology is my favorite! I will try as hard as possible not to get shanked. No promises though. And thanks :) compliments are always welcome hahaha I will definitely tell stories im so excited to start!! Can't wait to quit my job at the grocery store hahah! So like does xray tech mean like ultrasounds and stuff? Do you see BABIES?!? That'd be so amazing
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
No, ultrasound is a different license and set of classes completely. Just like CT or MRI. You need different licenses for each modality. With my license, it's more x-raying bones if they're broken, or if your joints hurt, or if you dislocate something. But I could do interventional radiography which is like, if they place a stent in your heart, or I could do surgury. I can still do quite a bit with the base license. It's only like another semester of classes and clinical hours if I were to want to go into anything else though. CT is probably the next license i'd want to get.
volleyballchic621 0 karma2 weeks ago
Sounds pretty cool though. Is CT cat scans? Or something else? Hahah I don't know the medical terms :p would you ever go back and get another license?
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Yeah, CT is CAT scans. A lot of medical people just shorten it to CT.... actually we shorten A LOT of stuff. It's kind of annoying trying to keep track of what all of them mean to be honest. It's like another language. I'm still not sure if we're doing it because it's easier, or if we're just lazy. lol.

But I would definitely like to go back and get more licenses. CT first, and MRI when I'm closer to retirement. MRI is sooooooooo booooorrrriiiinnnnngggg. I had to do a rotation though there during clinicals, and I seriously almost fell asleep every day. I NEVER fall asleep in class either if that gives you an idea of how boring it is. I couldn't really help out, because you don't need two people doing the computer work, and it takes so much training to run the machine, they couldn't really show me HOW to do anything, so I just had to sit there and watch. Blegh. After three days, I left and went to another x-ray department so I could actually do stuff. I just couldn't take it anymore. Luckily I never got caught or anything, so I didn't get in trouble.
volleyballchic621 0 karma2 weeks ago
Yeah medical terms are ridiculous. There's so many!! I don't understand half the things the doctors talk about haha. Wow such a rebel ;) but I get you. I wouldn't wanna sit around doing nothing all day either. I hope you end up getting another license!! I wish you so much luck! :)
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma2 weeks ago
That's me. I'm a rebel 4lyfe! lol. Thank you for the well wishes! I hope to get one within the next couple of years. And good luck to you on your psych/jail stuff too. I'm looking forward to hearing some stories from you!
volleyballchic621 +1 karma2 weeks ago
I'll definitely keep you updated! Let me know how stuff goes, too! :)
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Absolutely will!
shesparkles +1 karma3 weeks ago
When were you with the band? Doesn't list a Dan on Wikipedia, and since everything you read on Wikipedia is pure truth I can only assume....
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
Lol, well, I wasn't really with them for very long. I was going to replace Tim as their singer, but not long after I kinda got forced to move to Florida with my parents. I was going to school for x-ray, and couldn't afford to stay in Ohio on my own at the time. So, when my parents moved, so did I. I only got through the practice stage, before I found out. Never ended up playing any shows unfortunately. But I'm still good friends with them all.
shesparkles +1 karma3 weeks ago
That would be a really cool experience, really too bad you didn't get a chance to play with them :)
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
It would have been! They toured the country and Canada in between their Junior and Senior year of high school. They did make a stop in Florida though during that tour, and I got to hang out with them for a day at least. Nate, their old guitar player does tattoos now, and he's done a couple of mine. So, it'll always kinda be a part of me.
shesparkles +1 karma3 weeks ago
Sweet deal. I'm not musically inclined, though I'd love to learn to play anything
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
I can drum as well, but I haven't had a set in years, so I feel like I may suck at it. I sing/scream all the time in the car though, so there's that.
shesparkles +1 karma3 weeks ago
At worst it would take you a tiny bit to get back into it again.
Screaming in the car hmm?
....that's always good.
Lol, I'm sure your funny to end up beside in traffic
Added*you're
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
Haha. Oh I usually blast my music, so they'd hear it too.
shesparkles +1 karma3 weeks ago
Nice. Who's your screamo pick
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
Killswitch Engage and Protest the Hero are my top two favorite bands.
shesparkles +1 karma3 weeks ago
Nice. Rise Against will always be my favorite I think. Drowning Pool puts on a good show even if he's crazy, Alexis on Fire is the most show I've had in the pits ever.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
Oh, that would be Korn for me. I've seen them over 10 times.
Vercingetorx +1 karma4 weeks ago
What part of Ohio are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
Cleveland! And you?
Searley_Bear +1 karma3 weeks agoLol, GTFO
LOL bs. We all know Cleveland isn't a real place.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma3 weeks ago
SHHHH. They don't know that. YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING FOR ME.
Searley_Bear 0 karma3 weeks ago
Uhhh. I was totes kidding that first comment. Everyone knows it's a real place. A bit. Sometimes.

*uneasy laughter*
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Oh... I wasn't. Cleveland is a little like imagination land. Only, you don't need to sing in order to get there. Just don't go on the east side. You probably won't make it back.
Darklordofallbacon [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
I was wondering, did you happen to see snow yesterday? I swear I saw some driving home.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
Well, I slept through most of the day yesterday, so I didn't. Like today, I didn't roll out of bed until 4:45. Damn third shift made me miss the browns AND dallas win.
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Wallyballjacker [m] -1 karmalast month
Sorry to hear about your dick size man.
Detectivecody [m] 0 karmalast month
Whoa why are you metallica guy?
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
I've been told several times before that I look like him. So, that's probably why he called me James.
PokingKittens 0 karmalast month
Darude - Sandstorm.
my post sucks
cool band
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Darklordofallbacon [m] +1 karmalast monthI Like It
Just looked up Forever in Terror
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
Glad to hear! Their newest S/T album is pretty sick too. Also, if you want more local bands i'm buddies with, to listen to: Erasing Never (Tour with Mushroomhead a lot), This is a lifetime, and, Ruled by Reason.
Darklordofallbacon [m] +1 karmalast monthHere's To You
Thanks for the karma.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
Any time, fellow NEOian.
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thienv [m] 0 karmalast month
thank you for the k's
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Special K....
AddedAlso, you're welcome. Thanks for the laughs.
Hi_Im_Tina +1 karmalast month
Thought i'd transition the conversation to your page haha. I've always thought forensics work was interesting, I'm not sure I have the stomach for it all. I think forensic anthropology was my favourite class in undergrad though. But I'd like to do some sort of federal law enforcement or investigations work. Who knows, I'd just like to get a job at this point haha.
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
I have a strong stomach, so most of that I'd be okay with. (Smells may be a different story, however...) I'd LOVE to take a forensic anthropology class though. That just sounds awesome. Never would want to go to school more than on that class day. lol. I think the investigations work would be pretty sweet too. Not so sure about federal though... I can't help but picture all those stereotypical scenarios where you look at your spouse in the eyes and go "I can't tell you where I'm going to be for the next three days." And then a huge fight breaks out, and you feel like your relationship falls apart, etc. etc. I'm sure most of that is movie drama, but It's the first thing that pops in my head.

And I know what you mean about wanting to have a job. I'm having such a hard time trying to find an x-ray job. I'm unfortunately thinking about starting to look out of state... I love Ohio for sure, but I might have to cut the cord at some point soon.
Hi_Im_Tina 0 karmalast month
haha yeah, for two of my classes we were able to see an autopsy, but I knew I wouldn't be able to handle it...which is sad cause that'd be something really interesting to experience. It was a difficult class for me to take, but I don't think I had ever learned more in a class. I think I'll have to read through my notes again for a refresher (which they're pretty detailed if you ever want a nice forensic anthro lesson!). I'm sure that scenario is entirely possible actually haha, but we'll see where it goes. I don't blame you, I'm not sure I want to stay in Ohio long after I return home. Hopefully just long enough to get a job elsewhere
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
So, you were able to see them, but you chose not to? Aww, you're missing out. It's a hell of an experience. There's a point where they can essentially pull all of your organs out in one piece. I think my jaw almost hit the floor when I saw that. I know that's a weird thing to say to somebody, that they're missing out on an autopsy... lol. But it's definitely an experience. Especially if it interests you even in the slightest. I don't think it's as bad as you think it would be. But, then again, I have a pretty strong stomach for that kind of stuff. *shrug*

That would be awesome to read though some of your notes. All that stuff is so interesting to me. I don't blame you for wanting to jet out of Ohio when you come back. Especially since you'll be coming back in December. It's way too cold. I don't know how it was for you over in Europe, but there were weeks at a time where it wasn't above 10 degrees last year. Sooo bad. But, on the bright side, you'll be back for my birthday and Christmas!
Hi_Im_Tina 0 karmalast month
Unfortunately, yes I chose not to. I can't even watch surgery shows without feeling nauseous, so I knew I just physically wouldn't be able to handle it haha. If you ever want to take a look at them, I could easily email them to you.

Yeah I heard how bad winter was there haha, didn't see any snow over here, even in Germany when I was there. Made me miss home for sure! This past year was the first Christmas I spent away from my family, so I'm definitely excited to be back for it :)
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
Haha. Awww. Well, it's probably good you didn't if surgery shows make you feel nauseous. And yes I would! I'll PM you my info.

Seriously, this was the worst winter I can remember going through. You may have missed your friends and family, but seriously be glad you didn't have to deal with any of that bullshit. -50f is really enough to make your car not want to start. (In case you were wondering. lol) But, I hear this year is supposed to be just as bad, so you won't be so lucky this year. I look forward to you telling me how much it sucks. haha.
fartmcdickshit +1 karmaAugust 2014
Thanks for the chicken tikka masala
Searley_Bear +1 karmaAugust 2014
Thanks for the karma gift, but you broke my tickld. I've no idea what you gifted.
AddedAs in which comment.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaAugust 2014
I thrusted my karma dick at you so hard that it broke the internet for you? That's awesome.
In any case: http://www.tickld.com/thread/7680554
Searley_Bear +1 karmaAugust 2014Ugh (Steve)
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