Wallyballjacker's PROFILE

COMMENTS 3,004
BOOKMARKS 342
KARMA3,974

Basic Information

Sex Male
Age 28
Location United States
Ticklr since Before October 2012

About Me

I am an X-ray tech, who used to be in a metal band that went on to get signed to a record label, and have a video on MTV2. "Forever In Terror" if you'd like to check them out! Cleveland, OH is where I'm from. Let's grab a drink sometime. -Dan

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  • An arrangement made after they attend a mutual "friend's" funeral.
  • Be careful who you text...
  • Those pesky Ninjas...
  • the gripping conclusion

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Wallyballjacker 0 karma 18 hours ago
Yay! Does that mean you're graduating? Or are you just done with your stay over there?
Wallyballjacker 0 karma Yesterday
Are you going to become a transplant? Or you think you'll miss home too much?
Wallyballjacker 0 karma Yesterday
Ahh that's cool. I haven't been there very frequently. I live in Lakewood, so that's well over an hour drive for me. But that's cool. I'm jealous you're in Britain! It seems like a nice place to visit.
Wallyballjacker +1 karma Yesterday
Thanks for the karmas!
Wallyballjacker 0 karma Yesterday
Yay!! Where are you from?
Wallyballjacker +1 karma Yesterday
I'm not saying the invasion of privacy is correct or justified. I'm rationalizing that normal people are masturbated over all the time, and nobody realizes it.
Wallyballjacker +5 karma Yesterday
I have some news for you... People have probably masturbated to some of your friends and family before. Whether they were looking at pictures, or just thinking about them. Because normal people do that when they're thinking of somebody attractive while they masturbate.
Wallyballjacker +1 karma Yesterday
It's like lube essentially. Go ahead and shave without it once, and see if you ever do it again.
Wallyballjacker 0 karma Yesterday
I fear you may be like me... You're colorblind.
Wallyballjacker 0 karma Yesterday
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fartmcdickshit +1 karma1 weeks ago
Thanks for the chicken tikka masala
Searley_Bear +1 karma1 weeks ago
Thanks for the karma gift, but you broke my tickld. I've no idea what you gifted.
AddedAs in which comment.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma1 weeks ago
I thrusted my karma dick at you so hard that it broke the internet for you? That's awesome.
In any case: http://www.tickld.com/thread/7680554
Searley_Bear +1 karma1 weeks agoUgh (Steve)
UserModerator [a] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Your post entitled "I found this gem in a 70 year old man's computer at work." was marked as NSFW by a Tickld User Moderator.
Whysosrsly 0 karmalast monthThank You
Thank you for the karmas
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
You're welcome! Thanks for being funny!
UserModerator [a] 0 karmalast month
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the section of your post to "SMSG".
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
Ahh, yeah, my bad. I didn't even think about it.
aluriilol 0 karmalast month
thanks for the karmas :3
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
You're welcome! Thanks for being funny!
NotSafeForWilly +1 karmalast monthThumbs Up
Appreciate the gift.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
Anytime, sir!
UserModerator [a] 0 karmaJuly 2014
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the title of your post to "So, I found some footage of a certain "metal" user at work... (Video link in source)".
alexsherar [m] +1 karmaJuly 2014
I originally came here to explain why I changed the title.. But I see you're a mod and you still put a users name in the title.. They just handing out mod badges now eh?
Wallyballjacker [m] -1 karmaJuly 2014
....and what rule do you think I broke? Because i'd LOVE to hear it.
alexsherar [m] +1 karmaJuly 2014Are You F*cking Kidding Me
Communicating with another user.....,,,,,
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmaJuly 2014
Saying that you "found footage" of another user is not communicating. It's mentioning. Communicating would be "Hey Metal Mike. Come check out this video that I imagined to be you! Mike, i'm talking directly to you, because that's how fucking COMMUNICATION WORKS". You know... something like that. You're really splitting hairs here, don't you think?
alexsherar [m] 0 karmaJuly 2014
no the admins have said, any post that bring any attention to a certain user is against the rules. now i know is sound like a fucking playground snitch, but im relaying what ive been told. no titles should have other users names in them, and any post should have username and avatars blocked out
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmaJuly 2014
How old are the admin's dictionaries? I feel like they need to update them.
alexsherar [m] 0 karmaJuly 2014
ya u should probably tell the admins how to run there site
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmaJuly 2014
Okay. I will.
UserModerator [a] 0 karmaJuly 2014
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the title of your post to "So, I found some footage of Metal Mike at work... (Video link in source)".
Searley_Bear +1 karmaJune 2014Thank You
Dem karmas.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014Bow (RDJ)
You're welcome M'lady.
Searley_Bear +1 karmaJune 2014
Alright, I give up. Why the fuck do you have blue text?
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
BECAUSE I AM SUB ZERO!
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Also, I was like number 5 on the wall of fame back in the day.
Searley_Bear +1 karmaJune 2014
Should have stopped at sub zero. It was way cooler.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
I always seem to take it one step too far with you, don't I?
Searley_Bear +1 karmaJune 2014
Yep. You needa rein in your enthusiasm...
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014Freak Out (Kermit)
BUT I'M SO EXCITED!
AstroMikeDexter [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Thanks for the calmz, Modbro.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Anytime sir! I was thinking the same thing.
roostangarar +1 karmaMay 2014And I Love You Random Citizen
Hey, thanks for the karma kupo!
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmaMay 2014
You're welcome sir!
Searley_Bear +1 karmaMay 2014Nom
Thanks for the karma.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014Make It Rain
Anything for my favorite wingman! <3
Searley_Bear 0 karmaMay 2014Nah ah
I'm not your wingman, cocksucker.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY.
Searley_Bear +1 karmaMay 2014
My name is Bear, not Guy.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014
Wouldn't your name be Searly, rather than Bear?
Searley_Bear +1 karmaMay 2014
Why would it be "Searly"? That's not even in my username!
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014
I missed a letter. Please cut of a testicle. Preferably lefty. I think he's been asleep at the wheel.
Searley_Bear +1 karmaMay 2014
I'm taking both of them. You need to learn a fucking lesson.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014Don't
Yeahhh.... if you could keep both of them in tact, that would be great.
Searley_Bear 0 karmaMay 2014
They'll be intact, but not attached.
UserModerator [a] 0 karmaMay 2014
Your post entitled "You know you're mad when you burn somebodies house down with lemons." was hidden from public view after an action by a Tickld User Moderator because it was a repost. Please review the Upload Guidelines and Terms of Use. This is an automated message.
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