Wallyballjacker's PROFILE

COMMENTS 2,917
BOOKMARKS 339
KARMA3,868

Basic Information

Sex Male
Age 28
Location United States
Ticklr since Before October 2012

About Me

I am an X-ray tech, who used to be in a metal band that went on to get signed to a record label, and have a video on MTV2. "Forever In Terror" if you'd like to check them out! Cleveland, OH is where I'm from. Let's grab a drink sometime. -Dan

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  • changing history one quote at a time
  • Stuff's in the comments.
  • Don't act like you dont know this is true.
  • This says more than any news report could
  • You can be this person too.
  • An arrangement made after they attend a mutual "friend's" funeral.
  • Be careful who you text...
  • Those pesky Ninjas...
  • the gripping conclusion
  • deer pressure has an agenda
  • a hard situation to get out of
  • Girlfriend: "Come over, I'm home alone". Me:

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Wallyballjacker 0 karma 38 minutes ago
I don't know what this is, exactly... but I like it.
Wallyballjacker +2 karma 46 minutes ago
I don't remember when I joined. But my first comment was in August of 2012. So pretty close to when the site started.
Wallyballjacker 0 karma 1 hour ago
Net worth does not equal cash in the bank, for the record. Also, how much have YOU donated?
Wallyballjacker 0 karma 2 hours ago
I feel like they jumped the shark at Lesbian sluts 32.
AddedBut i'll definitely check you out!
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 2 hours ago
Well, I used italics. That's supposed to be universally denoted as a sarcasm indicator.
Wallyballjacker +1 karma Yesterday
Oh yeah. I didn't shower for three days because I couldn't put any pressure on my leg without it feeling like it was going to give out. Pure hell, I wouldn't wish on anybody. That shower afterwards felt amazing though.
Wallyballjacker +1 karma Yesterday
This girl I liked and I worked together. As I was leaving for the night, she asked me what I was up to that night. Just as like a friendly gesture... and I said "I don't know, what would you like to go do?" That was the smoothest I have ever been in my entire life. We dated on and off for 5 years. Unfortunately it never ended up working out, but we had a lot of fun together.
Wallyballjacker -2 karma Yesterday
You're also picking and choosing to recognize that the mosaic law (and the rest of the old testament) doesn't apply anymore within the boundaries of Christianity.
Wallyballjacker 0 karma Yesterday
Dude, knee injuries are the worst. I've never torn anything (thankfully), but I have dislocated my knee/patella three times. And it's the most excruciating pain I have ever experienced. Plus, trying to take a shit with a full leg immobilizer on sucks donkey dick. Hope you get better soon!
Wallyballjacker -4 karma Yesterday
No... You're a hot lesbian and those only exist in porn. I don't believe you.
AddedAlright... nobody realized this was sarcasm.... wonderful.
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UserModerator [a] 0 karma5 days ago
Your post entitled "I found this gem in a 70 year old man's computer at work." was marked as NSFW by a Tickld User Moderator.
Whysosrsly 0 karma4 weeks agoThank You
Thank you for the karmas
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma4 weeks ago
You're welcome! Thanks for being funny!
UserModerator [a] 0 karma4 weeks ago
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the section of your post to "SMSG".
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
Ahh, yeah, my bad. I didn't even think about it.
aluriilol 0 karma4 weeks ago
thanks for the karmas :3
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma4 weeks ago
You're welcome! Thanks for being funny!
NotSafeForWilly +1 karmalast monthThumbs Up
Appreciate the gift.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
Anytime, sir!
UserModerator [a] 0 karmalast month
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the title of your post to "So, I found some footage of a certain "metal" user at work... (Video link in source)".
alexsherar [m] 0 karmalast month
I originally came here to explain why I changed the title.. But I see you're a mod and you still put a users name in the title.. They just handing out mod badges now eh?
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
....and what rule do you think I broke? Because i'd LOVE to hear it.
alexsherar [m] 0 karmalast monthAre You F*cking Kidding Me
Communicating with another user.....,,,,,
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
Saying that you "found footage" of another user is not communicating. It's mentioning. Communicating would be "Hey Metal Mike. Come check out this video that I imagined to be you! Mike, i'm talking directly to you, because that's how fucking COMMUNICATION WORKS". You know... something like that. You're really splitting hairs here, don't you think?
alexsherar [m] 0 karmalast month
no the admins have said, any post that bring any attention to a certain user is against the rules. now i know is sound like a fucking playground snitch, but im relaying what ive been told. no titles should have other users names in them, and any post should have username and avatars blocked out
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
How old are the admin's dictionaries? I feel like they need to update them.
alexsherar [m] 0 karmalast month
ya u should probably tell the admins how to run there site
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
Okay. I will.
UserModerator [a] 0 karmalast month
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the title of your post to "So, I found some footage of Metal Mike at work... (Video link in source)".
Searley_Bear +1 karmaJune 2014Thank You
Dem karmas.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014Bow (RDJ)
You're welcome M'lady.
Searley_Bear +1 karmaJune 2014
Alright, I give up. Why the fuck do you have blue text?
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
BECAUSE I AM SUB ZERO!
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Also, I was like number 5 on the wall of fame back in the day.
Searley_Bear +1 karmaJune 2014
Should have stopped at sub zero. It was way cooler.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
I always seem to take it one step too far with you, don't I?
Searley_Bear +1 karmaJune 2014
Yep. You needa rein in your enthusiasm...
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014Freak Out (Kermit)
BUT I'M SO EXCITED!
AstroMikeDexter [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Thanks for the calmz, Modbro.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Anytime sir! I was thinking the same thing.
roostangarar +1 karmaMay 2014And I Love You Random Citizen
Hey, thanks for the karma kupo!
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmaMay 2014
You're welcome sir!
Searley_Bear +1 karmaMay 2014Nom
Thanks for the karma.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014Make It Rain
Anything for my favorite wingman! <3
Searley_Bear 0 karmaMay 2014Nah ah
I'm not your wingman, cocksucker.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY.
Searley_Bear +1 karmaMay 2014
My name is Bear, not Guy.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014
Wouldn't your name be Searly, rather than Bear?
Searley_Bear +1 karmaMay 2014
Why would it be "Searly"? That's not even in my username!
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014
I missed a letter. Please cut of a testicle. Preferably lefty. I think he's been asleep at the wheel.
Searley_Bear +1 karmaMay 2014
I'm taking both of them. You need to learn a fucking lesson.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaMay 2014Don't
Yeahhh.... if you could keep both of them in tact, that would be great.
Searley_Bear 0 karmaMay 2014
They'll be intact, but not attached.
UserModerator [a] 0 karmaMay 2014
Your post entitled "You know you're mad when you burn somebodies house down with lemons." was hidden from public view after an action by a Tickld User Moderator because it was a repost. Please review the Upload Guidelines and Terms of Use. This is an automated message.
tickldbot 0 karmaMay 2014
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UserModerator [a] 0 karmaApril 2014
Your post entitled "Because you too, are also a musical genius." was hidden from public view after an action by a Tickld User Moderator because it was a repost. Please review the Upload Guidelines and Terms of Use. This is an automated message.
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