Wallyballjacker's PROFILE

COMMENTS 2,742
BOOKMARKS 304
KARMA3,673

Basic Information

SexMale
Age28
LocationUnited States
Ticklr since Before October 2012

About Me

I am an X-ray tech, who used to be in a metal band that went on to get signed to a record label, and have a video on MTV2. "Forever In Terror" if you'd like to check them out! Cleveland, OH is where I'm from. Let's grab a drink sometime. -Dan

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  • its the small things in life...
  • Carl is so needy...
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  • That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!
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Recent Activity

Wallyballjacker +2 karma 6 hours ago
I like how the post has nothing to do with the fact that you're single, even though that's how you made it sound. Then you read the title, and re-think how horrible of a person you are for dumping somebody over a website.
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 7 hours ago
No. That shit kills people man...
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 9 hours ago
Dude, badass. I like the addition too. Simple, but meaningful.
Wallyballjacker 0 karma 10 hours ago
For the record, you don't have "One phone call". You can call whomever. I mean, imagine you just so happened to remember the phone number of a lawyer (which you don't), and nobody answered. You're just fucked and sit in jail?
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 10 hours ago
Fuck that looks so good right now... *drools*
AddedPS. If you're ever having just Mac and Cheese, put some garlic powder and pepper in it. You can thank me later. (Or if you're feeling up to it, some garlic bread instead of the garlic powder.)
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 10 hours ago
Hahaha. This reminds me of the buzzard from Looney Tunes.

Daahhhh nope nope nope nope nope....
Wallyballjacker +1 karma 10 hours ago
And, really, not even a very good one to be honest. For shame Mr. Troll. For shame.
Wallyballjacker 0 karma Yesterday
For some reason, that link didn't work. Try this...

http://www.cracked.com/video_18389_a-message-to-guys-who-comment-internet-videos.html
Wallyballjacker +1 karma Yesterday
She's like the more popular, less angry Lisa Lampanelli.
Wallyballjacker +1 karma Yesterday
HOLY SHIT. Over 500 people have commented on this. I think that may be the most comments ever? Definitely a personal best. Thank you everyone! There's definitely some cool combinations.
AddedAlright its almost 1000. My notification apparently wasnt up to date. That's insane.
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NotSafeForWilly +1 karma2 weeks agoThumbs Up
Appreciate the gift.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karma2 weeks ago
Anytime, sir!
UserModerator [a] 0 karma3 weeks ago
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the title of your post to "So, I found some footage of a certain "metal" user at work... (Video link in source)".
alexsherar [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
I originally came here to explain why I changed the title.. But I see you're a mod and you still put a users name in the title.. They just handing out mod badges now eh?
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
....and what rule do you think I broke? Because i'd LOVE to hear it.
alexsherar [m] 0 karma3 weeks agoAre You F*cking Kidding Me
Communicating with another user.....,,,,,
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Saying that you "found footage" of another user is not communicating. It's mentioning. Communicating would be "Hey Metal Mike. Come check out this video that I imagined to be you! Mike, i'm talking directly to you, because that's how fucking COMMUNICATION WORKS". You know... something like that. You're really splitting hairs here, don't you think?
alexsherar [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
no the admins have said, any post that bring any attention to a certain user is against the rules. now i know is sound like a fucking playground snitch, but im relaying what ive been told. no titles should have other users names in them, and any post should have username and avatars blocked out
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
How old are the admin's dictionaries? I feel like they need to update them.
alexsherar [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
ya u should probably tell the admins how to run there site
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karma3 weeks ago
Okay. I will.
UserModerator [a] 0 karma3 weeks ago
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the title of your post to "So, I found some footage of Metal Mike at work... (Video link in source)".
Searley_Bear +1 karmalast monthThank You
Dem karmas.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast monthBow (RDJ)
You're welcome M'lady.
Searley_Bear +1 karmalast month
Alright, I give up. Why the fuck do you have blue text?
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
BECAUSE I AM SUB ZERO!
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
Also, I was like number 5 on the wall of fame back in the day.
Searley_Bear +1 karmalast month
Should have stopped at sub zero. It was way cooler.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
I always seem to take it one step too far with you, don't I?
Searley_Bear +1 karmalast month
Yep. You needa rein in your enthusiasm...
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast monthFreak Out (Kermit)
BUT I'M SO EXCITED!
AstroMikeDexter [m] +1 karmalast month
Thanks for the calmz, Modbro.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
Anytime sir! I was thinking the same thing.
roostangarar +1 karmalast monthAnd I Love You Random Citizen
Hey, thanks for the karma kupo!
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmalast month
You're welcome sir!
Searley_Bear +1 karmalast monthNom
Thanks for the karma.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast monthMake It Rain
Anything for my favorite wingman! <3
Searley_Bear 0 karmalast monthNah ah
I'm not your wingman, cocksucker.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY.
Searley_Bear +1 karmalast month
My name is Bear, not Guy.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
Wouldn't your name be Searly, rather than Bear?
Searley_Bear +1 karmalast month
Why would it be "Searly"? That's not even in my username!
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast month
I missed a letter. Please cut of a testicle. Preferably lefty. I think he's been asleep at the wheel.
Searley_Bear +1 karmalast month
I'm taking both of them. You need to learn a fucking lesson.
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmalast monthDon
Yeahhh.... if you could keep both of them in tact, that would be great.
Searley_Bear 0 karmalast month
They'll be intact, but not attached.
UserModerator [a] 0 karmaMay 2014
Your post entitled "You know you're mad when you burn somebodies house down with lemons." was hidden from public view after an action by a Tickld User Moderator because it was a repost. Please review the Upload Guidelines and Terms of Use. This is an automated message.
tickldbot 0 karmaMay 2014
Your post entitled "Because you too, are also a musical genius." was removed after being reported by a member of the Tickld community because it was: Other. Please review the Upload Guidelines and Terms of Use. This is an automated message.
UserModerator [a] 0 karmaApril 2014
Your post entitled "Because you too, are also a musical genius." was hidden from public view after an action by a Tickld User Moderator because it was a repost. Please review the Upload Guidelines and Terms of Use. This is an automated message.
Jeester101 +1 karmaApril 2014You Are Flawless
Thanks for the karma, dude!
Wallyballjacker [m] +1 karmaApril 2014
Chimichangas for everybody!!! ....err. I mean, you're welcome!
UserModerator [a] 0 karmaMarch 2014
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the title of your post to " The most metal shopping trip ever. ".
UserModerator [a] 0 karmaMarch 2014
A Tickld User Moderator has changed the title of your post to " The most metal shopping trip ever. m / (><) m /".
deleted_user +1 karmaJanuary 2014You
Thanks for the karma!
Wallyballjacker [m] 0 karmaJanuary 2014Applause
Thanks for the laugh!
deleted_user +1 karmaJanuary 2014You Stay Classy
Anytime
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