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Sex Male
Age 21
Location United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Ticklr since Before October 2012

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I'm awesome and modest.

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hazahaxa 0 karma Yesterday
If I am playing mini golf and catch up to the people in front, I just go play some other random hole and then come back when they are done. This often results in playing the same hole more than once, which means extra mini golf! :D
hazahaxa 0 karma Yesterday
Well I haven't watched the new series of doctor who so I don't know how it goes but "an ongoing mystery that gets solved at the end of the series" sounds nothing like a deus ex machina.
AddedWell, unless it gets solved by something that comes completely out of nowhere, I guess.
hazahaxa +1 karma 2 days ago
Oh yes, negative comments and downvotes. A classic paradigm of social awkwardness!
hazahaxa 0 karma 3 days ago
mfw when I tried to click the play button on this picture
hazahaxa +4 karma 4 days ago
I remember this guy who went back in time to the 1955, and he got hit by a car and nursed back to health by his mum, who then got infatuated with him. don't worry though, he didn't fall in love with her, they just kissed one time.
hazahaxa +14 karma 2 weeks ago
They get the money instead.
hazahaxa +3 karma 2 weeks ago
Lightning and lightening have two different meanings.
hazahaxa 0 karma 2 weeks ago
I gifted you karma for that reply. You know why? BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
AddedAnd also becasue all the other commenters looked up and said "Save us!" and I whispered "No."
hazahaxa +1 karma 2 weeks ago
Orange is the New Black!
hazahaxa +4 karma 2 weeks ago
That.
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zombie_ninja50 +1 karmaMarch 2014
Thanks for the karma man, have a good day :D
hazahaxa 0 karmaMarch 2014
You're wel-diddly-elcome!
airsickwaffle +1 karmaMarch 2014You're Awesome
Thank you for the karma, good sir
hazahaxa 0 karmaMarch 2014
No problemo, neighbourino!
MelonsAndLemons 0 karmaFebruary 2014
Thank you for gifting me 10 Karma. :') No one has ever done that, and now I don't feel as bad about the rectangular bread haters^^ x
MelikaJ +1 karmaFebruary 2014Right? (Hades)
If you gifted all of your karma to me, I'd be on the Wall of Fame! You should totally do that!
hazahaxa +2 karmaFebruary 2014
It would be quicker if you gifted all your karma to me and got ME on the WoF!
MelikaJ +1 karmaFebruary 2014
True, but I'm more selfish.
hazahaxa 0 karmaFebruary 2014
Don't I know it!
MelikaJ +1 karmaFebruary 2014
Haha, better than most! ;)
deleted_user 0 karmaFebruary 2014
Thanks for the Karma . I actually just did a Brawndo post to funny as well ;)
Normal_person [m] +1 karmaNovember 2013
What was it like back in the days when getting 1000 karma was a big deal? When you were second on the wall of fame?
hazahaxa +1 karmaNovember 2013
I was actually first place with about 1000 karma! And, at the risk of sounding like a hipster, Tickld was a lot better before it got popular. Before the general masses came they were hardly any reposts or trolls, and all the most frequent commenters really got to know each other, so it was just such a tight-knit community. I don't know when you joined, but there was also a short period after gifting karma was introduced where there was no limit on how much you could gift, and the Wall of Fame just completely went to shit, with some users gifting all their karma away within hours. My first ever post also has 526 upvotes, which was actually very impressive at the time. Now it might not even get you on the hotpage.
deleted_user 0 karmaDecember 2013
I remember that.
MelikaJ +1 karmaSeptember 2013
You're officially my only 'Favourite user'... Feel special :P
hazahaxa +1 karmaSeptember 2013
Oh, I didn't get a notification for this post. But yay! You are now officially MY only favourite user. Now we're both special! :D
butter_envelopes 0 karmaSeptember 2013
what if i favorite you too? now none of you are special... or maybe were all special... stay tuned.
hazahaxa 0 karmaSeptember 2013
Ah, see, now we are still special because Melika and I are still each other's only favourites, but now I'll feel bad if I don't favourite you back, because lets face it, your pretty awesome. Of course, if I DO favourite you back, it will ruin me and Melika's special agenda, so I'm in a bit of a quandary. I SHALL DECIDED WHAT TO DO ON THE MORROW.
MelikaJ 0 karmaSeptember 2013I Don't Know What To Do
DON'T DO IT, TRAITOR!!! I'm special, I'm special!!! Pick meeeee *goes insane*
butter_envelopes 0 karmaSeptember 2013Boobies
lol
hazahaxa 0 karmaSeptember 2013
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hazahaxa 0 karmaSeptember 2013
I mean, er, I will finish this tomorrow. Now I need to sleep.
MelikaJ 0 karmaSeptember 2013
If you favourite her tomorrow, then this will be the last sleep you ever have... (Overly attached Tickld user)
deleted_user +3 karmaJanuary 2014Overly Attached
MelikaJ 0 karmaJanuary 2014And I Love You Random Citizen
Says the guy who's blatantly stalking me :P
deleted_user +2 karmaJanuary 2014Well this is getting awkward
Oh, it was actually hazahaxa, but I guess you can be part of it too.
hazahaxa +3 karmaJanuary 2014Nooooooooo
Oh no, now she's gonna get stalker envy!
deleted_user +2 karmaJanuary 2014Nope (Fly Away)
Run!!!
hazahaxa +6 karma5 gift!January 2014Escape Fail
I'm outta he- DAMMIT!
MelikaJ +1 karmaJanuary 2014Let Me Love You
hazahaxa +3 karmaJanuary 2014No! God no!
butter_envelopes 0 karmaSeptember 2013
Its all about how you look at the situation. You can think, "our special agenda will be ruined" ORRRRR you can look at it as two girls and one guy. Seems pretty legit to me. Will Hazahaxa favorite Butter Envelopes?! Will Melika be upset?! will the special agenda be ruined?! Well see what happens next on tomorrows episode of THE TICKLD LOVE TRIANGLE.
MelikaJ 0 karmaSeptember 2013Applause (Despicable Me)
Yay, I'm special! :D (And I realise that I overuse that gif, but I love it too much)
pixelsheik 0 karmaAugust 2013
http://stpa.stisd.net/ my proof for http://stpa.stisd.net/ I just didn't want it so out in the open and there's no tickld messaging.
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
I know, and you deleted your reply for some reason. I also stick by my response which is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7aTzCdrOos
pixelsheik 0 karmaAugust 2013
Also, just for clarification, that was my old school; I'm not some junior high swagfag.
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
Yes, you also said that in the comment you inexplicably deleted. I feel like you're taking offence to this for some reason! I just wanted the link to the website, I didn't mean to make anything of it!
pixelsheik 0 karmaAugust 2013
It was just in case you didn't get to it; at first I was going to keep it on there but then decided just to not make it so public
MelikaJ +1 karmaAugust 2013Applause (Despicable Me)
I'm gonna be on TV tomorrow, 5:15, BBC 1. I'm on Pointless :D Watch it!
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
No way, I was on Pointless a few months ago! I mean, I was just in the audience, but they showed me on screen for about 2 seconds lol. They tell you to pretend like every slightly humorous thing they say is really funny, so I went way OTT and they decided that it was screen worthy haha. I assume you mean your going to be a contest though, right? That's awesome. Unfortunately I actually won't be home to watch it then D: but I'll put it on record and make sure I watch it when I get home! I'll be rooting for you to win!!!
MelikaJ +1 karmaAugust 2013
Find me the Youtube clip of you on it, I wanna know what you look like, haha.
hazahaxa +1 karmaAugust 2013
Unfortunately I wouldn't know which episode it was. I'm not even sure what series it was haha. You can just watch every single episode, and then you can live happy knowing you saw me, even though you'll still have no idea what I look like :P
MelikaJ +1 karmaAugust 2013
Haha! What did you think of my episode? I expect you did far better than me, I didn't do very well ;)
MelikaJ 0 karmaAugust 2013
Yeah, haha, a contestant :P It's technically a repeat from last year, but still, watch it! ;)
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
I'll see if I can get a lower score than you on everything you answer. :p I'm probably going to get a pointless one as well now, and then you won't believe me!
MelikaJ 0 karmaAugust 2013
Did you get a pointless answer?
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
Alas, I did not! I didn't do very well at all actually haha. Although on the Matt Damon question, I was thinking "Well Good Will Hunting is the obvious one here," and then those other people said it, and then you were all "No way dumbasses, that's clearly Dogma!" And was like "NOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" You did way better than me anyway, those weren't really my sort of questions lol. Where's your friend Melissa from by the way? She seemed to have a rather unique accent and was just a bit curious!
MelikaJ +1 karmaAugust 2013
Haha, well, I'd never seen either movie, the only one I knew was Bourne Identity which I'd expected to be much higher, and Melissa suggested that we should go with that, so I hoped for the best. The worst bit was that in the Dickens round, she was actually studying one of the books in her English lessons! And she's part Italian, but she's lived in England most of her life, so it's pretty difficult for most people to place her accent :P
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
Aw, so it's all Melissa's fault! Bet you wish you had gone on with someone else now eh? I've always wondered whether people have ever fallen out as a result of being on that show, when one of the team members have obviously let the side down haha. Could almost be as bad as the aftermath of a Monopoly game!
MelikaJ +1 karmaAugust 2013
Haha, nah, it was as much my fault as hers, we should have just gone with Bourne Identity. I take responsibility there, but I still give her a hard time over Hard Times (ahahahahahah). I expect some couples have fallen out though, sometimes you can see one person legitimately angry at the other :P
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
Christ, I can't believe it's been four days since you posted that! This is what happens when you spend the entire weekend drunk. :S Anyway, I didn't really imagine you would get particularly upset really! You didn't seem particularly bothered when you lost haha. I suppose it was just fun being on the show! And seeing as the people who beat you won the money, I think it's fair to say they were pretty damn good at it!
MelikaJ +1 karmaAugust 2013
Yeah, they were nice people, I'm glad the Americans went out, the woman accused me of looking 30! And yeah, you need to get your act together, waiting 4 whole days to reply, I thought you'd forgotten me :'(
hazahaxa +1 karmaAugust 2013
How rude! You should have told her she looks good for a 70 year old or something haha. Aw don't cry. I could never forget about my Tickld buddy! :D
MelikaJ +1 karmaAugust 2013
Yay! You're my favourite tickld friend, although I worry that our daily conversations are getting me far too addicted to the site, I need to find a way to manage without it, or I'll fail my next year of uni as well :P
hazahaxa +1 karmaAugust 2013
Noooooooo. Tickld is FAR more important than some poxy university education! You should just leave on here and talk to me all the time. There can't be anything else you want out of life, surely?!
MelikaJ 0 karmaAugust 2013
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hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
I added you, but if you're as paranoid as me you might want to delete that comment now lol. I barely use Facebook any more really, but I'll try and go on more often so we can talk! Also, you look pretty damn awesome with your pirate's hat and supersoaker :p
MelikaJ 0 karmaAugust 2013
Haha, yup, I always intended to delete it straight after :P And thanks! It's actually a Nerf gun, for the Humans Vs Zombies game that I play on campus. Yes, I really am that cool :P
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
Aw man, that sounds awesome! I never did anything like that at uni. We just got drunk and went to bars or got drunk and play cards or got drunk and played board games or got drunk and played video games or got drunk and watched TV. We got drunk a lot at uni.
MelikaJ 0 karmaAugust 2013
Haha, yeah, I have to do the uni thing without getting drunk :P
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
Ah is that a religious thing then? Because I thought they was something about Muslims and alcohol, but there's this Muslim girl I work with - she wears the Hijab and does the Muslim holidays and such - but she always comes out drinking with us so I thought maybe I had just made it up haha. Perhaps she's just ignoring that part of the religion then!
MelikaJ 0 karmaAugust 2013
Yeah, we're not allowed to drink. Next time, take a photo of her and make a meme: Islam - You're doing it wrong :P
MelikaJ 0 karmaAugust 2013
(Don't actually do that)
hazahaxa +1 karmaAugust 2013
Aw man, I read your first reply without bothering to read your second reply and now I'm all ready to upload the picture! Darn, good job I checked back here before posting it, eh?
MelikaJ 0 karmaAugust 2013
Haha! Yes, poor girl, don't want to publicly shame her. I'd feel bad about it, although it probably would have made the hot page...
GroBroPros 0 karmaAugust 2013
So I have a question... living in America, I find myself wishing I had grown up in London or with my family in Edinburgh Scotland. It just appeals to me over having grown up here. Does anyone in the UK ever wish they had spent time or grown up in America...ever?
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
Oh, most definitely! Loads of people think it would have been better to grow up in loads of different places. If you'd grown up here you'd probably thought you'd have preferred growing up in America! The grass is always greener, as they say. I wish I had grown up somewhere different, mainly because I love food so damn much, but English food is the worst haha.
GroBroPros 0 karmaAugust 2013
The grass is always greener, this is true. Maybe one day I can buy a place in London and hop between USA and England! That'd be great!
hazahaxa 0 karmaAugust 2013
That sounds like an excellent plan! I'd probably do something like that too if I could afford it! I wouldn't live in London though, if I were you. It would be great to visit, because it's so touristy, but you would run out of interesting things fairly quickly I think!
GroBroPros 0 karmaAugust 2013
As with most big cities, the thrill wears off pretty quick! Maybe one day if I get out to England you can give GroBroPros a tour! Show us a good pub
hazahaxa -1 karmaAugust 2013
Haha, well if you ever come by Milton Keynes be sure to let me know! I'll show you all the best places to go! :p
GroBroPros 0 karmaAugust 2013
As with most big cities, the thrill wears off pretty quick! Maybe one day if I get out to England you can give GroBroPros a tour! Show us a good pub
SarahxOxRawr [m] +1 karmaJuly 2013
Thank you!
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
No, thank you, for doing your best to stop the robot apocalypse!
MelikaJ +26 karma25 gift!June 2013
Aloha :)
hazahaxa +2 karmaJune 2013
Aloha yourself! Don't really see you around much these days! ): How have you been?
MelikaJ +1 karmaJune 2013
I've been pretty good, kinda fallen off the wall due to stupid uni taking up time, but I'm coming on here daily now, so trying to slowly work my way back up there... How about you?
hazahaxa +2 karmaJune 2013
I'm good too! Pretty hungover at present though, went on my first work outing last night. I planned not to spend more than £20 but ended up spending almost £60! Gonna be a little late on the rent this week haha. What were you doing at uni?
MelikaJ +1 karmaJune 2013
Psychology supposedly, although I ended up spending 90% of my time watching TV on my laptop, haha, I'm terrrrible at studying. I find my results out on 9th July, really nervous because I literally didn't revise, unless you count cramming for 2 hours the night before/ 1 hour the morning of the exams. Where is it that you work?
hazahaxa +2 karmaJune 2013
Actually I think I remember you telling me that before now! I'm sure you'll do fine, though. Try not to worry about it! :) I work at Santander doing internal tech support. It's mostly pretty good, you just get some complete idiots call up sometimes lol. What university do you go to?
MelikaJ +1 karmaJune 2013
Royal Holloway uni (Google it, it's beautiful). Oh, I imagine you get some hilarious calls sometimes, I've read a few funny things with conversations, and wonder how some people can genuinely be that stupid. Also, have you ever had the chance to meet Lewis Hamilton? Because if you haven't, then their adverts are very misleading.
hazahaxa +2 karmaJune 2013
Unfortunately, I have not had the chance to meet Lewis Hamilton. Maybe it's because I'm just a contractor! I think the dumbest call I've had is someone woman who just could not, for the life of her, understand that your monitor just displays a picture. She was having issues with it and I was trying to get her to unplug it but she wouldn't because she was in the middle of copying this massive folder and didn't want to lose progress. In the end I told her to wait for it to finish copying and call us back uuggghhh. Some people. Your uni looks like such a posh place! Must have been around for a long time. It is very beautiful. Do you live on the campus or do you have own place nearby?
MelikaJ +1 karmaJune 2013
I lived on campus last year, but this year I'm moving into a house around 15 minutes from the uni, with 4 other girls. I left it pretty much till last minute, then an acquaintance of mine mentioned that she needed an extra housemate so I jumped at the chance. I paid for the house before I'd even seen it, and I still haven't properly met one of the girls that I'm living with :P And that woman sounds even worse than my Mum is at computers!
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Oh really? Well if 80's and 90's American college movies are to believed, I guess you'll be doing a lot of pillow fighting in your underwear, and the like! I'll have to come down and peek in sometime hehe. I'd be a bit apprehensive about agreeing to live with someone I'd never met before though! What if they turn out to be horrific to live with? I guess if your other friends like her though she can't be too bad eh?
MelikaJ +26 karma25 gift!July 2013
Ha, you wish! Hate to burst your bubble, but girls sleepovers are basically just big bags of popcorn and crappy movies :P Also, I'm a Muslim, so I cover up all the time anyway, haha. And I was apprehensive, until I saw the price was like £80 a month cheaper than most of the other houses, so I just went for it!
hazahaxa +1 karmaJuly 2013
No pillow fights? You have just shattered my entire world view. ): Oh dear, well you've never seen the house so it could be £80 per month cheaper because it's a load of rubbish! They probably all just tricked you so they would have smaller shares to pay. You'll probably get stuck in cupboards under the stairs or something!
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
I'll be the girl who lived! Housing - Harry Potter style. But I've seen it once, after I paid for it :P It's actually pretty decent, and it has a bath, which is great because I didn't have one last year and I missed it, the shower made me so claustrophobic.
hazahaxa +1 karmaJuly 2013
The shower made you claustrophobic, but you wouldn't mind sleeping under the stairs? Haha, I think there's something a bit off with you logic there!
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
WOW. You lost A LOT of karma on the vegan thread.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Haha, yeah I know. I made up for it in an atheist thread though where I got gifted 52 karma! This always happens when I most about touchy subjects, I either get a buttload or lose a butload!
MelikaJ 0 karmaJuly 2013
I try to avoid controversial topics where I can, unless I know that my opinion is one shared by the majority. I'm a coward like that ;)
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
I used to do that, but I'm just not that bothered about karma these days, I've probably gifted at least a thousand away since it became a thing! Although I kept gifting mpo3736 loads and he just kept on gifting it back!
MelikaJ +50 karma50 gift!July 2013
Kitya gave me like 100 of hers, which was awesome :D But I'm determined to get back on the wall of fame, so I have to be careful!
hazahaxa +1 karmaJuly 2013
Well here you go, that should help you on your way!
MelikaJ 0 karmaJuly 2013Two Thumbs Up (NPH)
You, sir, are awesome :D
hazahaxa +1 karmaJuly 2013
Shut up, baby. I know it. I'd honestly gift you more but they've put a limit of 50 every 24 hours. I get why they did, considering the mess that's been made of the WoF, but it's still kind of annoying! D:
MelikaJ +26 karma25 gift!July 2013
Feel free to gift me karma whenever you like, Bender :P
hazahaxa +1 karmaJuly 2013
Ok, I just have to wait another 13 hours. I'll probably be asleep then though!
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
Ah, sleep, like death, but without the commitment :)
hazahaxa +1 karmaJuly 2013
I wholeheartedly disagree. When I'm asleep I almost always have really vivid dreams, which are usually pretty bitchin'. When I die I won't dream, because my consciousness won't exist! Sorry to get all philosophical on ya. I'll give you that karma tomorrow. :p
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
Haha, oh yeah, dreaming is the best, it's why I prefer dreaming to real life, in real life I don't get a tour of Casterly Rock from Jaime Lannister. (I'm a bit Game of Thrones obsessed).
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
You and everyone else on the internet. I'm about 60 pages into the third book, so don't go spoiling it for me! I would rather dream about someone else from GoT. I would say Daenarys because I know the actress is hot, but in the book she's 14 so that might be a bit weird... I'll go with how I picture Shae in my head instead. I don't know what she looks like on the show!
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
I just started the first book today, so all of my knowledge is from the series. And Jaime Lannister is wonderful! I'm seriously in love with him, he's such a complex, misunderstood character and completely redeems himself in the 3rd season. I love him to pieces.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013Nooooooooo
Boooo. Jaime's still a total ass as far as I'm concerned. You're not supposed to tell me stuff I haven't got to yet, I literally just told you! GGGAAAAHAHHAHAAHWFAHAGSHGSAHGRSAHRUIRHAGRLNFNLKDNFLKFDNLKFD
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
I didn't tell you anything, only that he redeems himself in my eyes in the third season. I forgive him really easily! I haven't spoiled anything. Tbh, as soon as I fully understood why he pushed Bran out the window, I had no issue with him. And you said you're halfway through the 3rd book, which is the part of the show I'm referring to. As long as you've met Brienne, which I'm 99% sure that you have, then I like him based on their interactions. He's a wonderful, funny, handsome man, and I won't hear a word against him!
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
I said I'm 60 pages into the third book. That's about a 10th of the way, not halfway! On top of that, chronologically speaking, the beginning of the third book comes before the end of the second book, so it's probably not even in the same order as the TV show because I'm betting they did it all with a linear timeline. Anyway, so far I've only had one "Jaime" chapter, in which he's on the boat with Brienne, and he's pretty dickish. Even his cousin who is with them tells him to tone it down. There was a moment where he had the opportunity to kill her, and he didn't take it, but NOT killing someone isn't much of a redemption in my eyes! If he honours his agreement with Catelyn and releases Sansa when they get back then maybe, for the first time, I'll have some respect for him. I'll just have to wait and see. And how can you defend him kicking Bran out the window?! He was fucking his sister, and didn't want to be found out. Even Cersei thought what he did was harsh, and she doesn't give a shit about anyone! I bet if he looked like The Hound or as ugly as Tyrion is described in the books - especially now his face has been maimed - then you wouldn't defend him so much! You're just all lovestruck! :p
hazahaxa +1 karmaJuly 2013
Probably should have proof-read that first before submitting haha. I'm sure you get my point(s) though.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Also, don't you DARE tell me anything he does past that, or I swear I will hunt you down and destroy you!!!! I already had it spoiled that Ned Stark was going to die, and that Catelyn released Jaime, and that Tyrion got horrendously maimed somewhat. AND, which I haven't got to yet, something terrible happens at Joffrey's wedding. I don't know what it is. I don't want to know. The fact that I know something happens though, is annoying enough! GAAAAGAHGAHGAHGAH
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Sorry, I may have got a bit crazed there. I just really hate spoilers. :S
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
I had the red wedding spoiled for me, and I won't ruin it for you, but that was the worst spoiler I ever suffered :'( And if Jaime didn't push Bran out the window he'd have told someone, and then Cersei, Jaime, Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella would have been killed by Robert Baratheon. Yes, the concept of killing a 10 year old boy is detestable, but if he didn't then 5 others would've died. And I wouldn't like Jaime AS much if he wasn't so good-looking, but I'd still like him. It doesn't hurt that he's played by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau though ;)
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Maybe he would have killed them, but I'm pretty sure that is still better than what happened as a result of Jaime kicking Bran out the window. What would have happened, if everyone had found at about Cersei & Jaime, is that the fact that Joffrey was not the real heir would have surfaced, everyone would have seen the Lannisters for the scumbags there are (most of them anyway) and everyone would have united in hatred for the Lannisters, meaning the war would have never even started, which means literally tens of thousands of lives would have been saved. If Bran had told people what he had seen, everyone who deserved to live happy would be living happy. And then they'd all just united against those folk above the wall so they wouldn't even be a threat. Jaime single-handedly caused the civil war of Westeros! Scumbag Jaime.
MelikaJ 0 karmaJuly 2013
I literally had this argument with my friend the other day, and that is so innacurate! The Starks are to blame for 90% of what happened. While I don't deny that Joffrey was a terrible king, there would still be a war for the throne as soon as Robert died (which would have been soon, due to his unhealthy lifestyle), and without the Lannisters to fund a winning side, even more people would die. Not to mention the fact that the Starks put honour above practicality, and would make many more foolish mistakes. Westeros is a messed up place, and Jaime Lannister is one of the few people who can see true sense, even if he does have the unfortunate habit of sleeping with his sister...
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Nooooo, they are not. If everyone had known that Joffrey was not the true heir, then the throne would have gone to Stannis once Robert had died. The only reason there is a war is because Stannis and Joffrey both believe they have rightful claim. And then because this war was happening Renly and Robb just decided to get in on the action. If the Lannisters hadn't started everything though, it would have been a non-issue. Most of the Starks are much more level headed than the Lannisters, because the Lannisters are all just in it for themselves. They don't even give a shit about the other people in their family! Admittedly Catelyn made a few stupid decisions, but she did it to try and protect her children. All the stupid decisions Cersei and Jaime have made have been attempts to cover up all their wrong doings. The Starks may put honour above practicality, but the Lannisters but greed above all else. They're the worst. When Jaime attacked Ned and his men, they claimed it was in retaliation for Catelyn's capture of Tryion, but they later proved they don't give two shits about Tyrion - they'd rather have him out of the way, in fact - so they were just using it as an excuse to start an uprising. You can't honestly believe Joffrey is a better king than Stannis would have been, or even Robert was.
MelikaJ 0 karmaJuly 2013
And the other Lannisters don't care much about Tyrion, but Jaime has always accepted his brother for who he is, and genuinely loves him. That is the real reason he attacked Ned Stark, he just wanted his brother back.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
But it's NOT for the right reasons. By saying Jaime's actions are justified and Catelyn's actions are foolish, your basically saying incestual relations are better than loving your children. Anyway, the Lannisters aren't all that cleverer than the Starks. What about the battle of the Godswood, where the Starks trick the Lannisters into attacking their smaller force, and then they flank them and kill pretty much everyone else in the battle and take Jaime captive. If the Lannisters are so smart, why did they let THAT happen, huh? And Arya has fucking bossed her way through everything. She'd certainly be dead by now if she was stupid. Instead she's evaded capture like 3 times. That's 3 more than Jaime managed.
MelikaJ 0 karmaJuly 2013
Arya is pretty badass, I'll admit. But Jaime didn't have a choice when it came to pushing Bran, what Catelyn did in capturing Tyrion was reckless and impulsive. And can I point out that Bran would've fallen even if Jaime hadn't pushed him, because Jaime had to catch him and pull him in first.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
I don't know about the TV show, but in the book both Cersei and Jaime both actively state that there were better ways of dealing with Bran, such as scaring him into silence or buying him off. I've watched most of season 1, and I think the issue is that in the book you get each characters thought process for every action before they make it, where as in the TV show you just get the actions and can't tell what they're thinking unless they state it. The Lannisters, other than perhaps Tyrion, have pretty shitty and self-centered thoughts. You don't get that insight on the show. The Hound seems alright too, despite most of his actions. He's not a POV character though so it's hard to tell. Joffrey is the scum of Westeros, and Cersei isn't far behind. Admittedly Tywin and Jaime are better, but they're certainly not good. I'm going to admit you're correct on that last point though, Bran was indeed going to fall. He might have caught himself though, as it's repeatedly iterated by multiple people that he's THE BEST climber. Jaime pushed him away from the wall though, so he had no chance. I'll be willing to admit, however, very few characters can honestly be called righteous. Mostly just soldiers at the wall, like Jon and Samwell, but even a lot of them are not all that great. I forget his name, but the Eunuch, in his own weird way, is doing what's best for everyone, so I guess he's cool. Bran, Rickon, Arya and Sansa are obviously pretty young, so they're off the hook for the odd incident. Dany, for a 14 year old, is fucking amazing though lol. Considering the information she gets and the beliefs she's been brought up with, everything she's done so far has been pretty fair. Of all the POV characters, she is the most righteous.
MelikaJ 0 karmaJuly 2013
I really like reading Dany's POV chapters because it's completely different to what you get on the show. For starters, she's so much younger, and we get to hear her inner thoughts, the bit about her childhood, and how she always assumed that she would marry Viserys is really interesting. And I'll admit that I haven't yet got to any bit where Jaime and Cersei are discussing other ways they could've dealt with the Bran situation. It's kind of a big book ;) But I dislike book Catelyn so much more, because I always thought that her issue with Jon was because Ned cheated on her, but I found out that she would've forgiven Ned for cheating, she's upset because he treats Jon like a son. She's a despicable woman, more so in my eyes because she sees herself as being in the right. At least Jaime realises that what he does is wrong.
hazahaxa +1 karmaJuly 2013
Cersei talking about better ways to deal with Bran doesn't happen until the second book, and for Jaime it's the third book, so try not to obsess, it'll be a while haha. They don't even admit it happened for A LONG time. Admittedly, Catelyn is a bitch to Jon and I hated her for that, but she is so worried about what's happening with her girls (I assume you haven't got that far in the book yet) I can't help but sympathise. Catelyn is the worst Stark, I agree, but she's still, by far, a better person than Joffrey and Cersei. And she's definitely no worse than Jaime. At least she thinks for herself, Jaime just does what Cersei wants. But yeah, Dany in the book and Dany in the show is really different, when you consider the age. Almost all the teenagers/children are younger in the book actually.
MelikaJ +51 karma50 gift!July 2013
Yeah, nearly all the characters are a lot younger in the books, it makes me a lot more lenient with them for their decisions. And agreed, even though I consider myself House Lannister (with Targaryen as my second), most of them are truly detestable. And I guess I've got a long wait, then! This book is taking forever to get through... Love it though :)
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Nah, House Stark are the shit. They definitely have the coolest kids, at least. The Lannister kids are either complete asshats - you know who I mean - or pretty unremarkable. The Starks have a legacy to leave behind. The Lannisters will just leave behind a bunch of genes.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Nah, House Stark are the shit. They definitely have the coolest kids, at least. The Lannister kids are either complete asshats - you know who I mean - or pretty unremarkable. The Starks have a legacy to leave behind. The Lannisters will just leave behind a bunch of genes.
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
Arya Stark is boss, and I love her, but she's also reckless and impulsive. Catelyn is evil. Sansa's a whiny, entitled little bitch. Robb is sweet, but a bit of an idiot, Bran is great in the first season, and then goes kinda downhill. I like him when he's weak and vulnerable. Rickon is forgettable. And Ned's stupidity earned his head a place on a spike in King's Landing. And the Lannisters? They're still standing strong. Say what you will, but they're smart, willful, and the best house.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Catelyn is NOT evil. Everything she does she does for her family. Admittedly that results in some stupid decisions, but it's for the right reasons. Why does Jaime do anything he does it for either himself, or sister. His spiteful, selfish sister who does everything for herself and no one else. Ned did what was right. He told the truth to everyone in the hopes for a better a future. When it become obvious that no one would EVER let him tell the truth, he took the route of survival that was promised to him, only to have it ripped away. Ned is nor responsible for his own death, Joffrey is responsible. Rickon is forgettable, yes, but not as forgettable as all the Lannister kids who aren't Joffrey - I can't even remember their names. Sansa USED to be a whiny entitled little bitch, but since she realised the Lannisters are the worst she, well, she's not much better lol, but she's not so selfish anymore. I think we might have a different definition of "better" here. What if the Hitlere had won WW2. Would that mean he's "better"? They racist, bigoted asshole, but that wouldn't matter because he won, right? The Lannister are cold and calculating, which means they make smarter decision, but the Starks, although they try to hide their emotions, they are honourable, self-effacing and loving of all their family. Even Tyion, the good Lannistter, won't shut up about how much money they have to throw around. The Starks barely mention it, not because they're poor, because they're modest. I wouldn't be surprised the Lannister ended up winning over all, but that doesn't make the better people.
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
The Starks have a very one-sided view of honour, who's to say that their view is the right one? As for Catelyn, your opinion of her may change a bit later in your book. But I think she's evil for the things she's said to Jon, and the way she excluded him from everything, it was cruel and uncalled for. And Jaime never does anything unprovoked, he always has a reason. Also, the 2 children are Tommen and Myrcella, and while Myrcella's not much better than Sansa, Tommen is a sweet, caring boy. However, the most evil character there is, in my opinion, is Ramsey Snow, who you're gonna meet pretty soon, and who makes Tywin Lannister look like an adorable little puppy.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
You mean there's a character worse than Joffrey?! Or the other Robert, who as I recall actually has a different name in the show which I can't remember. He was the kid who wanted to throw Tyrion off the mountain. He didn't have much screen time either. In the book I hated him with a burning passion within a couple of pages lol. Catelyn was mean to Jon, I've admitted before, but she's very loyal to her own blood. Still better than Cersei, who just uses EVERYONE. And sure, Jaime does stuff for a reason, which is that Cersei makes him think it's a good idea. Even when it's not. And what exactly is a one-sided view of honour? The Starks seem to believe honour is to do with doing what's best for your family. The Lannisters seem to think honour means doing what's best for each of themselves.
MelikaJ 0 karmaJuly 2013
Haha, just you wait till you meet Ramsey :P I hate Joffrey more than him, but Ramsey is definitely more evil. And yeah, Robert Arryn is awful, haven't got to him in the book yet, but in the show he creeped me out from the first second I saw him breastfeeding at like age 10 :P And Jaime puts the Stark honour thing very well in his speech with Catelyn just before she releases him. In Ned's mind, honour is very clear-cut, but Jaime thinks honour should be about what's right, and doesn't think slaying King Aerys makes him a dishonourable man (which it shouldn't, because Aerys needed to go). Also, Ned cheated on his wife, and sick as incest is, Jaime never cheated on Cersei.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Yeah, the breastfeeding was pretty fucked up. Catelyn's face when he does it though was like the icing on the cake though haha! And Ned's honour is very honest. Jaime's version of honour, is not necessarily what's right. He lives for battle, for the rush you get within it. I get the impression he'd do anything just to have a battle. Ned is very honest, even those who hate him say so. And he obviously regrets cheating on his wife. Not saying that he shouldn't have done it, but he hates does hate himself for it. You can't say trying to murder a 7 year old boy is worse than cheating on your wife once. Pshaw, I say!
MelikaJ 0 karmaJuly 2013
Ned also blames Jaime for killing Aerys Targaryen because it wasn't 'honourable', even thought it saved half the kingdom. Honour shouldn't get in the way of practicality, and the Lannisters see that. So many more people would have died in wars if the Lannisters didn't do dishonourable things to end the troubles before they began.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJuly 2013
Oh yeah, the Lannisters REALLY care about making sure wars don't happen, considering they started one! Sure, Robert wasn't the greatest king, but he certainly wasn't evil, or even bad. They murdered him to usurp the throne and have it for themselves. Sure, Jaime didn't know Joffrey wasn't Robert's son, but he didn't even TRY and convince Cersei, that maybe they should just let Robert die naturally, instead of killing him.
MelikaJ 0 karmaJuly 2013
Joffrey is a monster, and an awful king, but that's because Cersei is a terrible mother. She's a cold-hearted bitch, but Jaime does everything that he does for love, he may do bad things, but at least it's for the right reasons. And Catelyn is a fool. The Lannisters are undoubtedly the cleverest house, although the Tyrells are pretty smart too. The Starks don't think, they just act. Tywin may be evil, but he gets stuff done.
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
*TV show, not 'series', obviously...
MelikaJ +26 karma25 gift!July 2013
Feel free to gift me karma whenever you like, Bender :P
hazahaxa +1 karmaJuly 2013
Ok, I just have to wait another 13 hours. I'll probably be asleep then though!
MelikaJ +1 karmaJuly 2013
I never claimed to be logical ;) Besides, the cupboard under the stairs doesn't get all steamed up when you go in it.
aaaalicia [m] 0 karmaJune 2013Applause (Despicable Me)
yay I have a karma trophy! and all because of you! you're the best :)
hazahaxa +2 karmaJune 2013Swag Activated
To quote the ever eloquent Bender: "Shut up, baby. I know it."
mpo3736 +50 karma50 gift!June 2013
Ah, you bested me again
hazahaxa +1 karmaJune 2013
Well I remember a point when I checked the WoF and was literally one point ahead of you, so don't give up. Just take a bit of this 12th place position and don't let go!
mpo3736 +51 karma50 gift!June 2013
Pretty sure I'm entirely burnt our from posting right now. You earned that spot, sir, it's yours!
hazahaxa 0 karmaJune 2013
I have noticed samuke is closing in on you unfortunately. I'm sure he'll over take me as well in due course. I think our time as top Tickld commenters is starting to come to an end. I had a good run.
mpo3736 +50 karma50 gift!June 2013
I really can't argue that, as I'm now 15th. I think at one time that might have bugged me, but I think I'm cool with being off the wall now. I'll see you in the doldrums, mate.
hazahaxa 0 karmaJune 2013
Well now you're 14th. Deal with it.
mpo3736 0 karmaJune 2013
So it's a race off the Wall of Fame you want is it?
hazahaxa 0 karmaJune 2013
Haha, I wouldn't go that far. I'll probably end up gifting all my karma away over the next few weeks though!
boberto1256 [m] +1 karmaJune 2013
Just want to say i was creeping the top 20's profiles to see there "about me's" and i have to say yours was by far the funniest
hazahaxa +1 karmaJune 2013
Thanks, man. I just tell it how it is.
boberto1256 [m] +1 karmaJune 2013
This site definitely needs more people like that, who tell it like it is regardless of what it will do to there karma
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