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Sex Male
Age 19
Location Antarctica
Ticklr since January 2013

About Me

Snivel. Sniff. Plop.

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  • Total Up Votes 163
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  • Reincarnation
  • Get clean by getting dirty
  • This is actually really nice
  • So two scottish nuns...
  • The tumblrina is strong with this one.
  • 10/10 would keep in a jar and spank for fairy dust
  • I'm 14 and this is funny.
  • The Doctor is apparently an expert player
  • Oh tinder
  • Some solid jokes (some may be offended)
  • Another gem from my dad

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napoleon 0 karma 20 hours ago
get a free doughnut wit ma coffee, same thing i do everyday :)
napoleon +1 karma 4 days ago
So its the US that remain stubborn and alone on the most part?
napoleon 0 karma 1 weeks ago
oh god, so happy this was posted today. Earlier on i took what seemed like a fairly average dump and almost didnt look but im glad i did, for amongst the normal sized floating poo's was a big black elephants penis sized turd lying along the basin coming well out of the water. Needles to say it took me almost an hour of flushing before that footlong monster slinked away down the drains and my questions was, "How am i not bleeding?"
napoleon 0 karma 2 weeks ago
these books pretty much made my childhood!
napoleon 0 karma 2 weeks ago
his dark materials triology i such a great read for imagination. Dead Kid Songs if you want something very fucked up and my all time favourite is the book thief.
napoleon 0 karma last month
what season is this?
napoleon +3 karma August 2014
That moment when you don't have a touch screen and you still try to upvote with your finger.
napoleon 0 karma August 2014
No my friend, hooking the porn up to the big TV in your living room is true freedom.
napoleon +1 karma August 2014
British females seem to do this so effortlessly.
napoleon +1 karma August 2014
dayumm i had created a whole dream world where i would fight heroic battles against big scary monsters and travel in underground tunnels with comically designed carts. My Dad controlled the above ground pathways leading all the way to the giant alien spaceship and hed help me out sometimes, i had 7 swords and was an absolute badass! my only flaw was that for some reason holes kept appearing randomly throughout the dreams and I'd fall in die and go to the next dream. i also had a recurring night terror where i was chased by knights and dogs in reallly spiky armour across a lake of boiling lava! and then just instalments of like a soap opera based on my every day life every week or so :)
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Jess_the_Werefox 0 karmaAugust 2014
ziggy piggy, Ziggy Piggy, ZIGGY PIGGY!
napoleon +1 karmaAugust 2014
wait, i remember this from somewhere! in a book?
napoleon 0 karmaApril 2013
Oh goddamn you're awesome!
napoleon 0 karmaAugust 2013Self Five
Shame no one is going to look at this, huh?
deleted_user 0 karmaSeptember 2013
Sure is
napoleon +1 karmaSeptember 2013Let Me Love You
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napoleon 0 karmaOctober 2013Bubbles

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