redbarrage's PROFILE

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Sex Male
Age 23
Location United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Ticklr since Before October 2012

About Me

I'm the best at what I do and what I do is the best.

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redbarrage 0 karma 2 hours ago
The papers wouldn't know that though, they'd hardly associate a random tickld account with me.
redbarrage +1 karma 6 hours ago
Not with that attitude
redbarrage +1 karma 8 hours ago
You mean like what the Nazis used all that leftover Jewflesh for? That could work, the patterns in the skin look pretty awesome with light blasting through.
redbarrage +1 karma 8 hours ago
Hollow out my head and use it as a Halloween decoration? I wouldn't have it any other way.
redbarrage +1 karma 8 hours ago
You are right of course, I forgot the actual cause of death! How silly of me. Decapitation. Got to finish with a classic.
redbarrage 0 karma 8 hours ago
Shame, that would make a wondrous password.
redbarrage +1 karma 8 hours ago
Well, I mean, for starters you have to at least tie me to a wire-frame mattress, that's just standard stuff amirightoramirgiht? Probably have to carve some cultist symbols into my body whilst I'm still alive, I'd actually prefer it if you used symbols from all religions, this ain't a hate crime here. Definitely have to cut off my dick and force me to eat it, I'd recommend shaving off all the hair on my body too just for banter. Pull out my teeth (after the dick-eating, c'mon you're not cruel), lop off the fingers, probably stick one up my bum? Hmmm, I'm thinking maybe bring one of my loved ones in to witness the entire thing, perhaps my girlfriend, proper screw with her head y'know.
Yeah, that all seems like a good place to start.
redbarrage +1 karma 8 hours ago
Brutal enough to make national news.
redbarrage 0 karma 8 hours ago
I always leave a tip (usually just the change from the nearest £10) unless they continually fuck up my order. To get a good tip where I actually go into my wallet and add more than just the change the server has to provide me with decent banter, a little bit of a joke, make me feel like a human and not just another customer.
Also, as shallow as it is, I admit I generally tip attractive girls more. I don't know, part of my primitive man-brain wants to believe they'll immediately fall in love with me if I leave 'em an extra couple of quid.
redbarrage +1 karma 8 hours ago
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lolicon 0 karmaYesterday
http://imgur.com/TDRuHym you're welcome
redbarrage 0 karma23 hours ago
My hated for it burns with the heat of a thousand candles.
lolicon 0 karma16 hours ago
Ill never love again
redbarrage 0 karma12 hours ago
You will. You're a catch.
lolicon 0 karma12 hours ago
I don't think you understand. I made that avatar for you. How could you reject it in heart broken im gnna kill u
redbarrage 0 karma11 hours ago
I'm sorry man, I just can't accept it. It's against my religion to wear black.
lolicon 0 karma11 hours ago
REDBARRAGE I GIVE YOU MY HOUSE I GOVE YOU MY CHILDREN YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE I KNOW YOU SINCE YOU ARE LITTLE BOY. LITLE BOY REDBARRAGE LITTLE BOY!!!! WHY YOU NOT BELIEVE IN ME???
hentai 0 karma4 days ago
Can you get a better avatar you cock observer?
redbarrage 0 karma4 days ago
I'll find a better one just for yew
hentai 0 karma4 days ago
Ill make one flr you
AddedWhat would you like?
AddedDo you like mine?
redbarrage 0 karma4 days ago
Yours makes me happy in my knees
hentai 0 karma4 days ago
Ill make one for you soon
redbarrage 0 karma4 days ago
Get to it skank.
hentai 0 karma4 days ago
Might take a day or two. Don't have my laptop atm
redbarrage 0 karma4 days ago
Excuses excuses, you're worse than my ex girlfriend.
hentai 0 karma4 days ago
How old was she?
redbarrage 0 karma4 days ago
Old enough.
hentai 0 karma4 days ago
To walk?
redbarrage 0 karma4 days ago
And talk.
AddedWell, she knew a few words anyway
hentai 0 karma4 days ago
I like you favorite me
redbarrage 0 karma4 days ago
I'm not ready for that kind of commitment
hentai 0 karma4 days ago
Bitch do it efire i fucking slap you. I don't wanna forget who you are when i wake up
redbarrage 0 karma4 days ago
You have to favourite me so I know you're serious about our relationshit.
Thunderbolt37 [m] +1 karmaSeptember 2014
Thanks for the karma!
redbarrage +1 karmaSeptember 2014
No problem, the whole introvert/extrovert thing that people are obsessed with these days gets on my nerves, you pretty much wrote what I was thinking.
fartmcdickshit +1 karmaJuly 2014
Just change your avatar all willy nilly, why don't you
redbarrage +1 karmaJuly 2014
I play by my own rules, I'm a rebel like that.
fartmcdickshit +1 karmaJuly 2014Shut Up Baby I Know It
redbarrage +1 karmaJuly 2014Eyebrows Zoom
Exactly.
ArcticMonks [m] +1 karmaJuly 2014Bro Hug
Thanks for the karma!
redbarrage +1 karmaJuly 2014
No problem friend, the whole conversation amused me.
UnnecessaryCheese +1 karmaJune 2014
idk if you are aware... http://www.tickld.com/art/t/885806
redbarrage +1 karmaJuly 2014
Well this is just beautiful. I need to acquire one and name it minibarrage or something.
thienv [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Alright alright, I know you said buff red gyrados, but I thought this was fucking awesome - http://imgur.com/ULhzWdh - let me know otherwise
redbarrage +1 karmaJune 2014
It's beautiful, I love it.
AddedDoes it look good on me?
thienv [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Oh yes, I love it. Thanks xoxoxo
am_i_doing_this_rite +1 karmaJune 2014
Nice avatar, but I feel like his crotch needs more of a bulge.
redbarrage +1 karmaJune 2014
It's actually hanging down between his legs dragging on the floor, I kept that hidden to protect the delicate children of Pic.
am_i_doing_this_rite +1 karmaJune 2014
imho it should be erect. Stand tall and proud, just like yourself.
thienv [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Dat new avuterd though, can I make you a new custom space aviterd?
redbarrage +1 karmaJune 2014
I can be part of the avtah club? I want to be part of the avery club
thienv [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
It'z no club, I'm jus makeng evry1 kool. You have my skype, send me pix of what you want on it.
redbarrage +1 karmaJune 2014
I can be kool! As long as super buff making gains gyarados is on it I'll be happy, surprise me.
thienv [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
Ugh. Fine.
redbarrage +1 karmaJune 2014Sorry (Cone of shame)
Yay! Also I have no clue how to actually use skype, don't hate me
thienv [m] +1 karmaJune 2014
hatehatehatehate
redbarrage 0 karmaJune 2014
I knew this day would come, I'll go drown myself now.
redbarrage 0 karmaJune 2014
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Icker +1 karmaJune 2014Thumb Up (Sylvester)
Thanks for the karma!
redbarrage +1 karmaJune 2014
My pleasure, you raised a good point about Potter fans worshipping Rowling as some kind of literary-God when she's actually very average.
roostangarar +1 karmaJune 2014
Cheers for the karma kupo, and nice avatar :D
redbarrage +1 karmaJune 2014
No problem, I was thinking the same thing about Bungie and their love of 7 when I read that post.
thienv [m] +1 karmaMay 2014
I think I like your new avatar.
redbarrage +1 karmaMay 2014
Why thank you, I was just strolling a long earlier today thinking "what would a red barrage actually look like" and it came to me, red gyarados of course! Also, I'm glad you've went back to Mr. Krabs, it suits you.
thienv [m] +1 karmaMay 2014
I think it's pretty fitting. And yeah, I've been meaning to go back to Krabs for some time, I always do end up missing this guy.
redbarrage +1 karmaMay 2014
He does have a beautiful smile, it makes me feel feelings every time I see it.
thienv [m] +1 karmaMay 2014
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topless_warrior +1 karmaApril 2014
Cheers mate, aes sedai or ashaman? Which is better?
redbarrage +1 karmaApril 2014
Ashaman, they're okay with blowing your enemies into a billion pieces, what's not to love?
topless_warrior +1 karmaApril 2014
But now they've realised they're not just weapons they don't always like doing that. What element would you want to be strong in?
redbarrage +1 karmaApril 2014
Haha, does it even need asking? Fire all the way. What's your favourite weave? I'd quite like to use balefire, I always liked the way it was described in the books.
topless_warrior +1 karmaApril 2014
Haha true fire is damn amazing but I love the air weaves, apart from balefire its the most incredible and can affect weather. Mine would have to be the storm weave Rand created in the Stone. Favourite race of people?
redbarrage +1 karmaApril 2014
Air does have some amazing uses, got to love throwing people around I suppose. Got to be the Aiel definitely, I am quite partial to the Sea Folk too but they weren't really explored enough to top the Aiel. Have you finished the series? Don't want to be giving out spoilers or anything.
topless_warrior +1 karmaApril 2014
Haha hell yeah, plus the bridge thing where it looks like you're walking on nothing. The Aiel are very badass I'll admit. I like the Andorans specifically the Two Rivers, they seem like normal people just hard as nails. Yeah finished it a week after memory of light was released! Such a good series, have you finished them?
redbarrage +1 karmaApril 2014
Nobody can shoot a bow quite like a Two Rivers man that's for sure. I love how they all just forced Perrin into being a lord too. Yeah I finished it around this time last year I think, told myself I'd read it slowly so I'd have something to do, think I finished in 3 days or something. It was pretty nonstop wasn't it? Most of the book was just a battle, brilliant.
topless_warrior +1 karmaApril 2014
Definitely, especially with the one who killed an Asahman using it! That was amazing! Favourite of the three's weapons? I said the same about it not wanting to start before my exams. It was great non-stop, Mat's best work. Have you re-read the series since its finished?
redbarrage +1 karmaApril 2014
Probably the Aiel's weapons are my favourite, across the whole series though it has to be Mat's ashandarei, he's a killer with that thing. I've not re-read it no, I don't get the same enjoyment out of books on the second go through for some reason. I'd love to do it though, I think I started the series when I was 15 or something so I'm sure there's stuff I'd have forgotten or missed. How bout you?
topless_warrior +1 karmaApril 2014
I love his ashandarei! Its the same with me although Callandor was pretty cool especially the twist at the end. Give it a try mate, you know what's building up but the second time around the details go into greater depth. I've re-read them 4 times now last one finished a couple months ago, the detail its built up is insane! Its like I am the character now haha.
redbarrage +1 karmaApril 2014
Yeah the way he used it at the end was pretty awesome. What did you think of what happened to Rand at the end? You've re-read them from the beginning 4 times? Damn, that's a heck of a lot of reading. I think I could re-do the first few and the last couple but there's one or two in the middle where very little seems to happen, that would put me off going through again.
topless_warrior 0 karmaApril 2014
I thought something would happen but it was pretty epic when it did! I think the pattern does owe him a fair bit though. Yeah I'm a fast reader took me 5 months the last time with work and all. Yeah they slow down but when you re-read them you can build the detail and they reveal some awesome stuff for the last ones, like how they link in between the books is phenomenal! Did you nearly cry when some of them died?
Canis765 +1 karmaMarch 2014
Yeah, repost. The cunts. Nobody cares, as long as the vote page isn't spammed by something.
redbarrage 0 karmaMarch 2014
But Henry, Vote is spammed, it's spammed by terrible posts constantly.
redbarrage 0 karmaMarch 2014
Also, why have you suddenly been stalking my tickld profile? You filthy sex-pest you, you miss me and my brilliant drunk-banter don't you? I knew it.
Canis765 +1 karmaMarch 2014
Very true....so many bad badddddd post (some of which admittedly created by me). Meh, I have internet now and your various Ticld comments and banter amuses me. And filthy sex-pest? Yes. I do miss your banter....you set fire to Pia once, there is no real topping that!!
redbarrage 0 karmaMarch 2014
Oh my, I'd completely forgotten about that. In my defence I didn't actually set fire to her, I merely threw a lit match at her. Completely different.
Canis765 0 karmaMarch 2014
..That set fire to her hair...all be is only briefly...mores the pity.
redbarrage 0 karmaMarch 2014
I'd find it ironic if Pia avoided eating cooked meat her entire life and then ended up dying in a fire and becoming...cooked meat.
Canis765 0 karmaMarch 2014
Hahah, beautiful irony.....then finished with a light sprinkling of gluten
redbarrage 0 karmaMarch 2014
Throw bread at her. Loaves away!
Canis765 0 karmaMarch 2014
Get that bitch some loaves....bitches love loaves.
Canis765 0 karmaMarch 2014
*it
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