redbarrage [8,439]

KARMA 8,439
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ABOUT ME I'm the best at what I do and what I do is the best.
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redbarrage 0 karma 7 hours ago
I don't really use pick up lines. I suppose one weird way I got laid was on a night out with my friend, his girlfriend and her cousin. I'd only really said one or two words to the cousin so far and then my mate and his girlfriend hit the dance floor, I turned to the cousin and said something like "I'd ask you to dance but my dance moves basically involve tossing off the air", she laughed, said I had to show her and the rest is history, as they say.
redbarrage 0 karma 7 hours ago
I try, I really do.
redbarrage +1 karma 7 hours ago
You are not the man I am seeking.
AddedBut thanks for trying.
redbarrage +2 karma 8 hours ago
And with those magnificent eyes, the broom sees you.
redbarrage +6 karma 9 hours ago
I thought it was a broom
redbarrage +1 karma 10 hours ago
I would argue that England is at least as wet and cold as Wales.
redbarrage +2 karma 10 hours ago
I upvote every comment on my asks that is an answer to the question.
redbarrage +1 karma 10 hours ago
The job got too hard for him.
redbarrage +1 karma 10 hours ago
Masturbate furiously to relieve the stress.
AddedWasn't there a guy who used to answer "furious masturbation" on every ask?
redbarrage +1 karma 10 hours ago
I was just going to make car noises. Vroom vroom vrrrr vrrrrrrrrr va voom.
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Illuminachotchkie 0 karma3 days ago
you little shit
redbarrage 0 karma3 days ago
Don't you fucking speak to me like that
Illuminachotchkie 0 karma3 days ago
ill speak to you however i want. so this si your new account? what happened to your old account @bluebarrage?
redbarrage 0 karma3 days ago
It got banned by mods, I didn't even do anything. They never reply to my emails sad face
Illuminachotchkie 0 karma2 days ago
r u a troll?
redbarrage 0 karma2 days ago
No I'm just misunderstood
Illuminachotchkie 0 karma2 days ago
a misunderstood troll who has a brain too big and cries and ppl think he cries bcuz hes a fagot but he cries bcuz his brain is to big?
Addedfagot
redbarrage 0 karma2 days ago
You know me so well <3 never leave me again
Illuminachotchkie 0 karmaYesterday
bye
Illuminachotchkie 0 karma2 weeks ago
You barrages shall fall very soon.
AddedVery very soon.
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
The time of the barrage is never ending
Illuminachotchkie 0 karma2 weeks ago
BlueBarrage is dead. You're next.
qacermacer +1 karma2 weeks ago
Ice barrage
redbarrage +1 karma2 weeks ago
Fire barrage is the way forward
corinholloway 0 karma2 weeks ago
please become a full time barrage
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
No, he's your problem now
corinholloway 0 karma2 weeks ago
no. Bluecorinholloway doesn't even make any sense.
corrinholloway would work much better
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
There is no sense, only madness.
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
hey i may have kind of tarnished your name and everyone kinda hates you now thats cool right? ok got it great see you later *deletes account*
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Nobody knew who I was anyway, carry on with the tarnish
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
I'll tarnish your cunt too
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Tarnish me real good, I've been naughty
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Im gonna actually get you banned for fun
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Hah go for it, there's plenty more colours out there
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
What happenes when colors finish
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
They never end
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
to the ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd with lsd and my mooooooooooooooooooooooom and friendssss and dont forget redbarragggeeeeeeeeeeeee
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
where is my full time barrage? this si bullshit
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
I'm right here waiting for you
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
You log in once every 20 hours this is unacceptable
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Don't tell me what to do
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
I need you on once every 1-2 hours understood?
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
I don't have that kind of time to give but I'll try, just for you
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
15 hours late
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
You get what you get and be happy bout it
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
no ill delete my account and make a bluecorinholloway @corinholloway if you dont become a full tiem barrage soon
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Do whatever makes you happy, I'll always treasure our time together <3
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
2 MINUTES OMG THATS A RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Don't get cheeky with me boy
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
but my butt cheeks are all asking to get banged and spanked
BlueBarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
wake up cunt
redbarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
Rudeness. I would never swear at or insult you you ugly fuck.
BlueBarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
can you stop being a biology? you promised
redbarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
I have stopped, I took off my coat and everything.
BlueBarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
but ur still not a full time barrage you start on monday or im firing you
corinholloway 0 karma3 weeks ago
thanks, bro. You don't have a small penis
BlueBarrage +1 karma3 weeks ago
she does tho
redbarrage +1 karma3 weeks agoYou're God Damn Right
BlueBarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
i hope you don't die anytime soon becuase with out you this account is nothing keep me alive babe
redbarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
I didn't think you'd keep going for this long, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me
BlueBarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
Well my other account @redbarrage got banned so im using this now. Lets keep eachother up k biologist?
redbarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
I'm going to quit being a biologist and become a full time barrage.
BlueBarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
yes please
thingg 0 karma3 weeks ago
where have you been
i spend the nights looking at the sky waiting for you
patiently staring at the sky
hoping you'd come to my rescue
where have you been
redbarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
I always mean to reply to you I just sort of forget. It's not that you don't mean the world to me, I just have the memory of a Western pygmy shrew
BlueBarrage 0 karma4 weeks ago
Whats up ex friend?
BlueBarrage 0 karma5 weeks ago
All heil blue, red go to hell
redbarrage 0 karma5 weeks ago
My balls are blue without you.
BlueBarrage 0 karma5 weeks ago
My balls are blue with or with out you babe
thingg 0 karmalast month
Ur very lonely person are't you?
redbarrage 0 karmalast month
Yes, I have no friends or loves at all.
thingg 0 karmalast month
Who are the last three fagots who talked to you here? Seems like you have a lot of three friends.
redbarrage 0 karmalast month
I don't know but I hate them all, probably filthy Jews
thingg 0 karmalast month
Lol such fegits. You'll never leave me right? You won't go off talking to anther account and stop talking to me rightb you did it to the other three but im special right babe?
redbarrage 0 karmalast month
Bae you're the one that I want.
thingg 0 karmalast month
And im saying goodbye
redbarrage 0 karmalast month
Don't be like that, we belong together.
thingg 0 karmalast month
Say something im giving up on you
redbarrage 0 karmalast month
But what about all those memories we share? Don't you remember that time we played golf and hated on Jews? I'll always treasure those days.
Added<3
thingg 0 karmalast month
I miss my ex dude. And you said a lyric from our song and now ive been crying since you said it
redbarrage 0 karmalast monthHa! Gaaayyyy!
How could this happen to me, I made my mistakes and I've got no where to run. The night goes on as I'm fading away.
thingg 0 karma5 weeks ago
Say something im giving up on you
BlueBarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
who the fuck is this pink bitch you've been talking to???? ar eyou cheating on me????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
redbarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
Nah that's just some skank I used to date, don't even worry. You're my forever girl
BlueBarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
well whos elif? whos that bitch huh?????????????????????????????
redbarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
That's the girl from the shop who packs my groceries, nothing to worry about there. You're my forever girl
BlueBarrage 0 karma3 weeks ago
and yaio?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????// wtf you talk to so many bitches other than me ill fuckign kill you if i find out ur cheating on me
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Nao that one was the chinky girl who delivered my dog meat
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
And lolicon?
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
I bought that one at a slave market, she changes my socks
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
and what my job????
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
You're my forever girl
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Until i die?
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Even after that
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
ofc ill be reborn but im thinking of leaving you soon
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
Slut
BlueBarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
cunt you neevre spend time with me
Addedgo disect frog s you shit
redbarrage 0 karma2 weeks ago
I give you more time than anyone else on here. Be grateful you spoilt little bell end
sourjillion4 +1 karma2 weeks ago
Holy crap your profile is so entertaining
redbarrage +1 karma2 weeks ago
I'd say thankyou but it's mostly bluebarrage's doing I'm sure
sourjillion4 +1 karma2 weeks ago
Nah your responses are great. I've always loved you.
redbarrage +1 karma2 weeks agoYou're making me blush
Oh stop it you.
sourjillion4 0 karma2 weeks ago
qacermacer +1 karma2 weeks ago
K
sourjillion4 +1 karma2 weeks ago
Slut
redbarrage +1 karma2 weeks ago
Tits en route
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
do you play runescape?
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
Not since I was a wee tiny teen
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
make an account lets play together ill give you 100k as starters bonus
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
You can't buy me, I won't be your whore. Keep your filthy drug money.
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
please make an account and lets play together
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
Never! You will never have me like that. Up your game babes
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
lol fucking noob i bet you cant fight me on runescape you suck so bad lol do you even xp points bruh? lol noob
Addedfight me if you're a man u noob ill beat ur ass pvp
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
Mate I'll 1v1 u right now. Wanna 1v1 me? You can't handle this I know how to craft rune 1v1 me faggot chump
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
whats your user name cunt?
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
7inchnukedjapcock1337. 1v1 me
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
world43 meet me at ge u cunt
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
I'm there, where you at tit stain?
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
Oh i just closed my laptop going to sleep will be on tomorrow tho gnmw exactly 9 hours
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
I'll be waiting <3
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
Hey cunterson you ready?
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
Dick is hard and oiled. Bring it
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
which world?
yaio +1 karmaNovember 2014
also go watch my tutorial https://vid.me/iBVA
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
I am crippled and this video did not help me, how do I get my jeans past the wheelchair?
yaio 0 karmaNovember 2014
im doing a jean tutorial tomorrow stay tuned
lolicon 0 karmaNovember 2014
http://imgur.com/TDRuHym you're welcome
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
My hated for it burns with the heat of a thousand candles.
lolicon 0 karmaNovember 2014
Ill never love again
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
You will. You're a catch.
lolicon 0 karmaNovember 2014
I don't think you understand. I made that avatar for you. How could you reject it in heart broken im gnna kill u
redbarrage 0 karmaNovember 2014
I'm sorry man, I just can't accept it. It's against my religion to wear black.
lolicon 0 karmaNovember 2014
REDBARRAGE I GIVE YOU MY HOUSE I GOVE YOU MY CHILDREN YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE I KNOW YOU SINCE YOU ARE LITTLE BOY. LITLE BOY REDBARRAGE LITTLE BOY!!!! WHY YOU NOT BELIEVE IN ME???
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