3. Happy birthday to GREG! Happy birthday to GREG! Happy birthday dear, Susan... Happy birthday to GREG.4. WAKE GREG UP
(Wake Greg up inside)
GREG CAN'T WAKE UP
(Wake Greg up inside)
SAVE GREG5. They call Greg 'Bell' They call Greg 'Stacey' They call Greg 'her' They call Greg 'Jane' That's not Greg's name That's not Greg's name That's not Greg's name That's not Greg's name!
6. BABY COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL
ON GREG7. Hello!
Is it Greg you're looking for?8. PUSH GREG, AND THEN JUST TOUCH GREG, TIL YOU CAN GET GREG'S... SATISFACTION.
9. CRAAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLIIINNNNG IN GREG'S SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!
10. A B C D E F G H GREG J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
11. At first Greg was afraid,
Greg was petrified.
Kept thinking Greg could never live
without you by Greg's side.
But then Greg spent so many nights
thinking how you did Greg wrong,
And Greg grew strong
And Greg learned how to get along12. Greg always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
Greg's, Greg's, Greg's, aye-aye, whoa!
G-g-g-Greg's Sharona13. Yeah Greg wants to dance with somebody,
Greg wants to feel the heat with somebody.
Yeaaah Greg wants to dance with somebody,
With somebody who loves Greg.14. But Greg's a creep,
Greg's a weirdo.
What the hell is Greg doing here?
Greg Don't Belong here.15. Greg's a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush Greg's hair, undress Greg everywhere.16. You are... Greg's fiiirrre. The one deeesiiiiire. Believe...when Greg says.
Greg wants it that way.
Tell Greg why! (ain’t nuthin’ but a Greg-ache)
And I never wanna hear Greg say,
Greg want it that way.
17. Greg walks a lonely road, the only road that Greg has ever known.
Don't know where it goes, but it's home to Greg and Greg walks alone.
18. But she caught Greg on the counter (It wasn't Greg)
Saw Greg bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't Greg)
Greg even had her in the shower (It wasn't Greg)
She even caught Greg on camera (It wasn't Greg)
She saw the marks on Greg's shoulder (It wasn't Greg)
Heard the words that Greg told her (It wasn't Greg)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't Greg)
19. Sooooo tell Greg what you want, what you really really want
Greg'll tell you what Greg wants, what Greg really really wants
Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh Greg wanna huh
Greg wanna really really really really ziga ziga!20. Never gonna give Greg up. Never gonna let Greg down Never gonna run around and desert Greg. Never gonna make Greg cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt Greg.