Have you ever experienced a surprise sing-along during sex? Dirty talk gone wrong? A borderline sociopathic comment?
These people have. Whether it was something they heard or something they said themselves, these things take sex to a whole new level of thrilling.
1."Oh my God, that feels like Josh." Guess who Josh is? NOT THIS GUY.
2. She leans in real close and whispers in my ear, extremely sensually:"Mmm...tacos."
3. "I want to see your bones drying in the desert sun". Wish I was kidding.
4. "Don't worry. It's been over a week since my last outbreak."
5. I like dirty talk and one particular frisky encounter resulted in him calling me "a fucking slug".
7. She whispered in my ear: "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
8. "Sorry" and "thank you" the moment he came.
9. As he was cumming he yelled "Zetus Lapetus" which I found out was an expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999).
10. "SURPRISE FUCKER". Was loosing my V card and my roommate and a friend dropkick the door open.
11. "Punch me in the face"... that was so awkward.
12. A friend of mine cried out at the point of climax: "TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!" This did not go down well.
13. "Have you thought about getting that vasectomy?"
14. "You're an 8 in the dark!"
15. My boyfriend said "peepee sad" after a series of giggle fits during sex. He then got up and hit me in the eye with his dick.
16. He just decided to start singing, and he's getting louder and louder until he's really belting it out - "BYYYYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE, DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY!"
17. "Did the dog just shit in the kitchen?" Yes, he did, he fucking did.
18. "I just realized I'm a lesbian."
19. One time I started singing, in rhythm with his thrusts, "Don't stop believing" really obnoxiously.
20. Making out hard and heavy. She says "I wanna tongue your dumper".