20 People Shared the Worst Thing Someone Said To Them During Sex.

20 People Shared the Worst Thing Someone Said To Them During Sex.


Have you ever experienced a surprise sing-along during sex? Dirty talk gone wrong? A borderline sociopathic comment?

These people have. Whether it was something they heard or something they said themselves, these things take sex to a whole new level of thrilling.

1."Oh my God, that feels like Josh." Guess who Josh is? NOT THIS GUY.

- mrdominoe

2. She leans in real close and whispers in my ear, extremely sensually:"Mmm...tacos."

- Thisismyworkday

3. "I want to see your bones drying in the desert sun". Wish I was kidding.

- 1dzMonkeys

4. "Don't worry. It's been over a week since my last outbreak."

- probably_has_herpes

5. I like dirty talk and one particular frisky encounter resulted in him calling me "a fucking slug".

- keekee1983



7. She whispered in my ear: "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

- ReferencesCartoons

8. "Sorry" and "thank you" the moment he came.

- R_B_Kazenzakis

9. As he was cumming he yelled "Zetus Lapetus" which I found out was an expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999).

- Blitzbabe2

10. "SURPRISE FUCKER". Was loosing my V card and my roommate and a friend dropkick the door open.

- Qwist

11. "Punch me in the face"... that was so awkward.

- 23skeedoo

12. A friend of mine cried out at the point of climax: "TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!" This did not go down well.

- tin_man_

13. "Have you thought about getting that vasectomy?"

- Famousoriginalme

14. "You're an 8 in the dark!"

- antiquepaint

15. My boyfriend said "peepee sad" after a series of giggle fits during sex. He then got up and hit me in the eye with his dick.

- N/A

16. He just decided to start singing, and he's getting louder and louder until he's really belting it out - "BYYYYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE, DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY!"

- N/A

17. "Did the dog just shit in the kitchen?" Yes, he did, he fucking did.

- Didsota

18. "I just realized I'm a lesbian."

- _vargas_

19. One time I started singing, in rhythm with his thrusts, "Don't stop believing" really obnoxiously.

- Rallie2

20. Making out hard and heavy. She says "I wanna tongue your dumper".

- Kilojewl


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