But the definition won't show through the fat. And you'll still have a belly.
6. Computers 101.
The monitor is not the computer, turning off the monitor will do literally nothing to the computer.
7. The common cold won't fall for that.
That antibiotics treat bacterial infections, not viral ones. No, antibiotics won't help your cold.
8. Getting older.
Hair does not grow longer and thicker because you have shaved it. It grows longer and thicker because you are no longer 11 years old.
9. Chemicals. EVERYWHERE!!!
Everything is a chemical. Food is made of chemicals. You are made of chemicals.
10. Innocent until proven guilty.
I constantly get asked how I feel about defending guilty people or that i'm a monster for doing so. Just so everyone understands,THEY ARE NOT GUILTY TILL 12 OF THEIR PEERS SAY THEY ARE.It's so frustrating when I have a (more public) case and everyone,(the news,my friends, my family,) say that somebody totally did it and guess what? The evidence is poor, the witnesses are contradictory, my client's alibi is solid, and he gets off (because even the jury realized that the guy didn't do it). Then the news comes on and suddenly i'm the asshole for doing my job correctly.
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