9. Bruins Tickets
He spent a ton of money on Bruins tickets this year. Whenever he gets tickets to a match, he claims that he got them for free through work, but I know he's paid for them. I don't really mind since he can spend his money how he wants, but I just think that it's funny how he actually thought that I wouldn't find out that he's spending a few hundred bucks every time he goes to a game.
She had sex with my boss before we knew each other (before I had been hired into the company). I'm not mad about it or anything, everyone has a past. But she carefully dances around ever coming into my work now, and I'm careful not to bring him up.
11. Facebook Pictures
He masturbates to pictures on Facebook of girls that we know.
12. Pet Parrot
This was in the past. I ended up finding out that my now ex-girlfriend was cheating on me after hearing one of my parrots pick up, "Oh, God... Yes, Jim!" in a rather scratchy, sensual voice.
Turns out, they had been having sex where I kept him while I was at work. I dumped her the next time we met.