5. Kids are the cutest
The one where my 2-year old child said "Damnit" a lot because I said it in front of him once. "Debit" was how it sounded when he did it. This lasted a good month.
6. ANYTHING YOU CAN SAY I CAN SAY LOUDER
My daughter is 3.5yo. For the past 2 years her very most favourite thing in the world to do is scream. Now, I'm not talking about a little scream here and there - I'm talking screaming banshee that makes you feel like your ears are going to explode all over the walls. I almost wish that removing her vocal cords was legal...
7. We can all look forward to this one someday
My 3 year old just finished the "My daddy has a penis. Do you have a penis?" stage. It's great fun.
8. Ew ew ew ew ew
My daughter (2.5) went through a phase of licking the floor.. everywhere we went, if you put her down she would do her best to lick the floor/ground.
She has licked bathroom floors, bitumen carparks, grass, dirt, astroturf, shiny shopping center tiles, carpet, wooden walkways (the rough splintery type).. SO glad that one is over!
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