17. This one sounds fine on paper but in person...
My oldest son had some early speech issues and couldn't say the word "juice" - it would come out "Jeeeeeeewwwww." This was awesome when we would pass it in the store and he'd yell "Jeeeeeeewwwwww" from the cart. I'm white, shave my head and am covered in tattoos.
18. Kids come up with the darndest things
My three-year-old son went through a phase where he insisted on wearing hearing protector earmuffs all day long and refused to answer to any name other than "Spaceboy Number 3".
19. Ok, this kid took it a bit too far
My oldest son was a bit over the top with "germs". He wouldn't drink from his own cup if he turned his back to it. If you so much as touched his food he didn't want it. If he thought you didn't wash your hands and touched him he shuddered. He recently outgrew it.
20. I mean, how do you break it to him?
My seven-year-old likes to make up new words and use them in random sentences to people. His newest word is "fap."
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