25. I thought he was just a rida of flo's.
Flo Rida, the musician: Flo Rida = Florida.
The state from which he hails.
For years, I would dry swallow pills and then use the water to sooth the scratchy feeling left in my throat from doing this.
Did this until my girlfriend saw me doing it and said "you are supposed to use the water to swallow the pills dummy". Never felt stupider in my life. I was around 30 when this happened.
27. Well cock a doodle doo!
Roosters are male chickens. I thought they were a different species. :|