Tinder has led to some of the most triumphant and unfortunate hookup stories in modern history.
Below are some of the best...or the worst stories. Check them out!
1. So many thoughts about this one...
My friend hooked up with this stripper with half a shaved head and facial tattoos. She told him that she had been smoking meth all morning and that she had a boyfriend. My friend said it was the best sex he's ever had in his entire life.
2. 0 to 100 real quick.
Hooked up with a girl who turned out to be a sister of a friend, like one of those sorority sister things. We saw Frozen. She called me later that night trashed and asked me to pick her up. Took her to her house. She asked me to stay. Tried to get me to snort cocaine off her breasts. As in, asked me, "Wanna do cocaine off my breasts?"
3. Could it be love?
I started chatting with the hottest girl ever. No lying, she is definitely be the most attractive girl I will ever hook up with in my life.
Finally went over to her place at 3am one night. I couldn't believe how hot she was. I literally lasted 16 seconds. Needless to say, she wasn't impressed. One does not simply perform well with a girl that fucking hot.
Anyway, she was kind of a terrible person and since I'm also kinda terrible, I fell head over heels in love. She stopped contacting me after I...(Continued)