8. Cat was playing around in a shopping bag and tried to exit the bag through the handle, which got stuck around her neck. She then freaked out and raced around the house thinking the bag was after her, because the bag was attached to her around her neck. When I found her she was hiding in a corner of the house, bag still attached, pee all over the cat and in the bag.
9. My dog lifts his leg to take a dump
10. I have a Basset Hound. His name is Hollis. He's overweight (as Basset are wont to be), and really likes people food. We never let him have it--on purpose.
One time, we heard him yelping in the kitchen, so we went to see what was happening. He'd gotten into some wasabi from the trash can. He was eating it and crying at the same time.
11. My dog likes to drop her ball a split second before stopping to pee, so she pisses on her ball at least 50% of the time and then doesn't want to pick it up because it has piss on it.
12. My dog ate a bunch of kitty litter followed by a metric fuckton of water. She had to have surgery.