Sometimes we think we know exactly what to expect. Sometimes we're very wrong.
The Nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
"In front of you?" He asks, shy.
The Nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before."
The Patient said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body."
"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said the Patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.
In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the Patient's private part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," the Nurse said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," the Patient replied.
She ran out of the room.