1. I'm quick at bs'ing answers
2. Who says exoskeletons can't help you in the accounting department?
3. Fun fact: food isn't free
4. C'mon, it was yust a yoke!
5. I believe your product is the gateway for me to meet as many dogs as possible
6. This is the one exception
7. Trust me, you don't want to go there
8. Is that against the rules?
9. "I don't think this position is for you"
"Great. When do I start?"