Want To Talk About Squatter's Rights?


Want To Talk About Squatter's Rights?

According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, a squatter is someone "that settles on property without right or title or payment of rent," or basically, a freeloader.

Squatters are bad enough on their own, but there are some of a particular fashion, that take things a step further and declare squatter's rights. They must be a certain level of crazy and entitled to even think they could get away with 'squatter's rights'.

And that's essentially what a Redditor by the name of Riley and her boyfriend, Tim, experienced when a couple of squatters tried to pull a fast one on them when subletting a room in Tim's new house.

Strap in, because this one going to be one heck of ride down a path involving stolen belongings, broken locks, and more than enough federal crimes to go around.

It All Started Out Innocent Enough


It All Started Out Innocent Enough

This story, like most, started out innocently enough when Tim's dad bought his son and his son's girlfriend a house after coming into a small fortune. It wasn't anything crazy — "a beautiful three bedroom, two bathroom" as Riley put it.

Wanting to help out a friend and make a little extra cash, Tim and Riley decided to sublet one of the bedrooms to some of Tim's old friends, Ed and Karen, for around $300 a month.

Riley was hesitant because of Ed and Karen's less than stellar track record, writing, "I had heard terrible things about both of them, they were very rude and entitled, and also both have disgusting criminal records."

But Tim insisted and Riley thought, hey, Tim is just trying to be a good friend.

"Maybe I had misunderstood these people, and I was willing to give them a chance," Riley recalled.

Riley, however, soon discovered that she was right to be hesitant, as she quickly discovered that all of those nasty things she had heard about Ed and Karen were true, and then some. Always listen to your gut instinct.

Well, That Lasted For About A Week


Well, That Lasted For About A Week

"It took maybe a week before Ed and Karen started getting very entitled," Riley explained as she detailed the laundry list of the infractions by the two former friends.

This included everything from leaving huge messes (that they would not clean), smoke pot in the house around the clock, and even blaming Riley and Tim for letting Ed and Karen's cat out on purpose, when actually it was the deadbeats who forgot to close the door.

It probably won't come as a surprise, but neither Ed nor Karen paid a "dime of rent" for the three months they lived at the house because Ed didn't have a job and Karen was "too pretty to work." Yeah. Karen actually believed that. And why didn't Ed have a job? Well, it's easy to see that he was a lazy, good for nothing leech of a human being that thought if he wasn't making money, he didn't have to pay rent. So he literally quit his job so he could be even lazier than he already was. That kind of backwards logic from Ed should've clued Riley and Time in about how crazy these people truly were.

And to even better illustrate Ed's true character, or lack thereof, he also lost custody of his three children after he was accused of domestic and child abuse. If a man doesn't care for his kids, what will he care for? Certainly not his friendship with Tim. Or the house he lives in.

It might be hard to imagine, but things would only get worse from here.

"About a month later, they started treating me and Tim like lepers," Riley recalled. "They let his cats outside and lost them on purpose, threw all of our [stuff] on the floor in the garage and into this old, dirty farm truck, and changed the locks and locked us out of the house."

Yeah, Tim and Riley were locked out of their own house by a couple of freeloading squatters who had failed to pay rent in months. The homeowners did what anyone in that position would do — they served them "multiple notices and eviction."

And even though Ed and Karen would put up a fight and try to argue their way out of it, Riley said the couple eventually left.

But that's not the end of it. No, it's just getting started.

The Great American Nightmare Is Over, Or Is It?


The Great American Nightmare Is Over, Or Is It?

Shortly after Ed and Karen left Tim's house, Tim asked Riley to err on the side of caution and change the locks on all of the doors. This precaution, though Riley made sure to follow Tim's advice, would prove to be for nothing as the former "tenants" would come back the next day, rip the locks from the doors, thew all of Tim and Riley's belongings back into the garage, and set up their stuff in their place.

All the shiftless couple had was an old air mattress and a couple of suitcases. In a lazy attempt to "prove" that they'd been there the whole time, Ed and Karen tossed some laundry into the washing machine. Riley was absolutely sick of this song and dance, so she decided that it was best to just call the cops and stop this once and for all.

"We talked with a cop and his partner, and they agreed that once an evicted tenant leaves, they can be charged with trespassing/breaking and entering if they return, even if they still have a key," Riley recalled. Strangely enough, this couple who'd had so much trouble with the law in the past didn't take this threat of criminal charges very seriously.


"Just Let Us Live Here"

Riley and Tim went back to the house once again, this time with the intention of confronting the couple and asking them to leave. When they got there, Tim yelled out, "You were served with eviction and chose to leave, you cannot come back now. We will call the police unless you pack up and leave now! This is your last warning."

If you thought Ed decided to listen to the voice of reason here, you would be wrong, because instead of admitting fault, this entitled squatter decided to double-down by saying things like "this is our house," before trying his hand at a sob story about making a "new life" for him and his kids. The kids that Riley knew that he didn't have custody of.

The homeowners' frustration would only get worse when Karen decided to throw her unwanted two cents into the ring. Looking Tim right in his face, she had the audacity to say, "You didn't even want the house! Tim's dad only bough it for you because you're freaking spoiled and this dumb bimbo want it. Just let us live here!"

And with that, Riley and Tim were done. There was no point in trying to explain to the Karen and Ed that they weren't welcome there, it was illegal for them to be there, and they needed to leave.

And that's when Tim and Riley decided to call the cops back.


"No, I Didn't Change The Locks, I Just Took Theirs Off"

The cops got there as soon as Riley got off the phone, and with their arrival came what would hopefully be the final chapter of her fight with the squatters.

Riley remembers Ed and Karen being scared stiff as soon as they saw the police cruiser pull into the driveway, almost as if they knew the gig was up and it was time to face the music.

"They were both on probation and in possession of numerous substances that are illegal in our state," she wrote. "The cops looked around and it was obvious to them that Ed and Karen had moved out and only came back to be pricks."

Then the cops turned their attention to Ed, who was about to find himself caught in a web of lies in the bottom of the hole he continued to dig for himself. With every answer, Ed seemed to dig that hole a little deeper and that web of lies got a little stickier.

"So, you were evicted. You left and the owner changed the locks and moved his property back in, correct?" the cop inquired.

But, you see, Ed didn't change the locks, at least that's what he said. Instead, he just "took theirs off" and his "old ones back on," just showing the cops the level of intelligence, or lack thereof, that they were dealing with.

The cop gave Ed one final chance to get himself out of this, but Ed just didn't want to make things easy for himself, or so it seemed.

"Yes or no, you changed the locks?" the cop asked.

Following a long pause where the rest of what little dignity Ed had left his body, he looked at the cop and let out a timid, "Yes."


"I Know My Rights!"

Anyone in Ed's position would give up at this point and accept the fact that they lost the fight. Not Ed, though. For some reason, Ed not only continued pushing forward in a fruitless campaign, he turned it up a notch. Everyone was about to see just how out of touch Ed was.

"We didn't move out, we just removed all our stuff and took it to a storage unit," Ed yelled out towards the cop. "They don't even need the house! Tim didn't even want it, that dumb broad (referring to Riley) did! I have three kids, they will be homeless now."

The cop, who had more than enough opportunities to look into Ed's checkered history, knew this was far from the truth.

"No, you don't," replied the cop. "I know your record. Grab your stuff and leave now."

In a last ditch effort, Ed mustered up the unearned confidence and ownership and yelled out, "No! I know my rights!"

Ah, there it is... the squatter's rights declaration. Who knew that someone who didn't pay rent, didn't have any right to be there, and didn't have an honest bone in their body had so many rights?

Well, the cops didn't really care about Ed's "rights," and continued to push the whole "leave or we'll make you leave" line of statements.

Finally, Ed budged and asked the cops how long he had to get his stuff out of the house. Riley thought it would be an hour, a day, or longer, but no, the cops said Ed and Karen had "five minutes" to leave before they were placed under arrest.

And They Left, They Actually Left


And They Left, They Actually Left

After all of this, the arguments, months of no rent, huge messes, lies, cops, and threats of arrest, Ed and Karen finally "begrudgingly packed up," and left the house for what Riley and Tim thought would be the last time. They definitely thought this would be the case after the cops told the squatters that if they ever set foot near the property again, they could be arrested and charged with multiple felonies.

And they left. They actually left.

In the weeks and months following the incident, the court ruled on the case, and no surprise here, the judge ruled in favor of Tim and Riley.

Despite a few missing items from the house, Tim and Riley could move on with their lives now that the terrible entitled squatters were gone and out of their lives.

And with that, we come to the satisfying conclusion of our story of squatter's rights and the mess they make for homeowners.

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