Sometimes we all need a little dose of so-bad-it's-good humour.
1. I have a fear of speed bumps.
I'm slowly getting over it.
Dad: Be careful standing near those trees.
Daughter: Why? The sky is clear and there's no chance of lightning.
Dad: I don't know really. They just look kind of shady to me.
Nurse: Do you smoke?
Dad: Only when I'm on fire.4. *Holding a stepladder*
This is my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder. 5.
Dad: If you're cold you should sit in the corner.
Dad: Because it's 90 degrees!
6. *Reversing the car*
Ahh, this takes me back.
7. How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them. 8. *Dad finds a suitcase in the woods filled with three raccoons. He calls the police.*
Dispatcher: This is 911, how can I help you?
Dad: Hi, I just found a suitcase filled with three raccoons.
Dispatcher: That's awful. Are they moving?
Dad: No. That would explain the suitcase, though. 9. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
But then I turned myself around.
Me: I'll call you later.
Dad: Don't call me later, call me Dad.
11. Grandad at my Grandma's funeral.
Me: Are you alright?
Grandad: No, I'm half left. 12. What do you call a man with no nose and no body?
Thank you to Terry.
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