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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" Asked St. Peter.

"Well, I can think of one thing," said the cowboy.



"On a trip to the Badlands of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were harassing a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I walked up to the biggest, baddest, most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, now back off or I'll kick the shit out of every last one of you."

Saint Peter was impressed, and asked "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."



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