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Me: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?

Me: I have no mother.

Her: Well can I speak to your father?

Me: Yeah, which one?

Her: Which one is home?

Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a break up with his boyfriend

Antonio. Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?

Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.

Her: So who's Antonio?

Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.

Her: So Carlos was cheating?

Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.

Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?

Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.

Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?

Me: I never said that.

Her: Yes, yes you did!

Me: No I didn't.

Her: Y-yes! You did!

Me: Did what?

Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.


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