Spread Laughter and Cure Boredom

How would you handle a stalker?

So, I have a stalker. He's a bit crazy. But I have your constructive minds to use against him. What I have gotten done so far: have a bunch of construction workers have a "chat" with him, which got him to go away but then show up at my car again, then I almost got followed home which I got out of by doing something That probably has a ticket for me coming in the mail. I am a bit afraid if I get a restraining order he's just gonna see it as a challenge and a better game. So any other suggestions?