Oh the irony that has just dawned on me

I've always advocated that drink driving is something that any responsible person should never ever do as it not only puts their own lives at risk but also that of other people's and I tell this often to people over drinks as I open another beer bottle from the bottle opener key chain attacked to my car key.

Sorry Luke, you gotta get with the times.

So I've been thinking about re-doing the Bible into a modern version that'll connect with and be more relevant with the upcoming generations.

Here's a quick excerpt I've been working on:

"And thus the traitor Judas betrayed the son of God with a kiss,
to which Jesus replied,
'Ugh bruh, gay.'"

- Book of Irving 1:1