25 Questions Mainstream Science Refuses To Answer. These Are Priceless.

25 Questions Mainstream Science Refuses To Answer. These Are Priceless.

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The subreddit Ask Shitty Science asks the hard-hitting science questions that we've all been wondering about...



1. I've already squirted two whole bottles of "no tears" baby shampoo into my daughter's face. Why is she still crying?

- Savage_Llama

2. My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?

- dhy615

3. How many calories does my girlfriend burn by jumping to conclusions?

- ThisIsSpartaChris

4. I was told to set my clock back an hour when it showed 2AM on November 1st. I've done this 8 times now. When can I stop setting the clock back?

- wmb0823

5. If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, and 1 in 4 people descend from Genghis Khan, does that mean Genghis Khan was 200% banana?

- casvanr

6. If I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enable cloud computing?

- lazymangaka

7. If 1 in 5 kids faces hunger, why don't we just turn every fifth kid around?

- Dex33u

8. Whenever we get shot in the head, how does the bullet always manage to find the 10% of our brains that actually work?

- elpintogrande

9. Now that gay marriage is legal in all states, should I get married in gas, liquid or solid state?

- Mellejw

10. Does the five-second rule apply to soup? please hurry.

- Tomaytto

11. If the camera adds 10 pounds, could the NSA's surveillance camera system be the cause of American obesity?

- Jacicus

12. Why do meteors always land in craters?

- abledanger

13. I am now 22 years old and my eyesight is worsening, at what point do I get adult supervision?

- howincredible

14. If the gas station is 2 km away, and my dad can travel at 60km/hr, why hasn't he returned from getting cigarettes for 6 years?

- Bars555

15. If Jesus died for our Sins then who died for our Cos and Tans?

- Extracupanails

16. If animals don't want to be eaten why are they made of food?

- barktwice

17. If light travels faster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?

- TheUndeadKid

18. I got a vasectomy two years ago and I thought it would prevent my gf from bearing more children. But apparently it only changed the colour of the baby. How did this happen?

- Jobe1110

19. In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive?

- justinjay700

20. When we use ad-block software that blocks 99.99% of ads, are we not just selecting only the strongest and most resistant ads to repopulate our internets?

- CodyAve

21. Is the ocean salty because the land doesn't wave back?

- JRHWV

22. Do spiders in Europe have 2.4384 meters instead of 8 feet?

- Hansibus

23. Why do people come back from baby changing stations with the same baby?

- Maggin1

24. If light travels faster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?

- TheUndeadKid

25. My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?

- neonwhite96

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