New Employee Does Something That His Co-Workers Will Never Forget. This Is Hilarious.

When you have to go, absolutely no one can stop you. That remains true whether were talking about breakups, diving into a trap (refer to any action movie ever) or taking a leak. This guy really had to go.

I had a meeting at work today.

There were about 30 people in the meeting, and it was veryimportant. It was only supposed to last 1-2 hours, but important meetingsalways go over time.

3 hours after the meeting started, I really had to pee. Ifelt confident I could hold it until the meeting was finished. Only an hour over so far. Should be fine.

No one else had gotten up since the meeting started, andI’ve only been employed there for less than a month, so I avoided being thefirst one to do so.

4 hours, my bladder was about to explode. Just go. No one cares if you step out. But I just got this job

I didn’t want to make a bad impression this early in mycareer, so I sat shaking slightly. Right as I was about to jump up and just gofor it, they wrapped up the meeting. As soon as they dismissed, I jumped frommy seat and rushed straight to the bathroom.

I started unzipping before getting into the bathroom. I wasalready peeing two steps from the urinal. I settled in at the urinal andunleashed a fire hydrant-worthy torrent of urine.

Apparently I wasn’t the onlyone who had to empty their bladder, because more and more people filed inand used the toilets or stood along the wall behind me, waiting for the urinalto open up.

Not wanting to stand there and hold up the others, I tensedup my bladder, peeing as hard and as fast as I could. I guess when you do thisyou also hold your breath. I pushed way too hard, for way too long.

I startedgetting really light headed and lost my balance. I took two steps back andpassed out, falling straight on my back.

I probably only passed out for lessthan five seconds, but that was plenty enough time for about ten of my coworkersto see me as I stumbled back, fell on the floor with my member hanging out of mypants, relaxed completely, and peed into the air like a park angel statue, allover myself and the floor.

I’m not sure I can show my face there tomorrow.