A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, and delicious?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: What do you put your pole in, tie down to get it up, and get wet before you do?
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Boy: Tent.
The principal was looking restless
Madam: A finger goes in it. You fiddle with it when you are bored. The best man always has it first?
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow it, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. The end penetrates, it comes with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: OH MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Ohooo!!
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!!..
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, “Send this BLOODY boy to the university… Even I myself got all the answers wrong!”