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The Internet Is Too Hard On An Old Perverts
The Internet Is Too Hard On An Old Perverts

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"We had this 90-year-old man come in a lot asking for help with various things. One time, he needed help managing his adult video subscription. He was paying $30/month for some adult site, but his logins weren't working and customer support was saying it was Verizon's fault. Also, that subscription was supposed to work on an affiliate site but it kept trying to double charge him again.

I was working on just canceling both of those services and helping him get a Pornhub account and he said, 'Boy it's getting pretty hard to be a dirty old man these days, Jesus.' It made me laugh so hard the whole thing was worth it.

He was also pulling up various adult videos (it was a slow Sunday, no customers and he was sitting with us in the backroom since he had a hard time walking and the chairs were more comfortable).

One video he pulled up was from like xxxtra small teens and it featured a mail order girl who was delivered packaged in a cardboard box. When the guy pulled this naked girl out of the box, my customer just chuckled and said, 'You reckon they actually shipped her off in that box just for this video? I don't reckon.' And then he just kept chuckling."

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