It’s nice when a politician takes an interest in their constituents, but this planned swingers’ trip might be taking it a bit far.
In a move that would only be acceptable in Germany, Julien Ferrat, a politician, has proposed a trip to the well-known nudist village in the south of France. Cap d’Agde is a resort designed for people who want to take their clothes off and get it on.
The politician has invited a group of people to join him in the swingers location to do some field research. He intends to stay there for eight days and discover what they can learn and implement in his town of Mannheim.
The German politician is apparently interested in how Cap d’Agde became a successful swingers resort. However, I think he is just trying to find an excuse to get freaky with his constituents.
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Ferrat isn’t expecting his guests to come to the swingers holiday resort unprepared, though. He has issued a warning about how explicit it may be, and is offering some training beforehand. He says he plans to “perform as a well-coordinated team,” with his group.
“In Cap d’Agde, sex on the beach is taken literally. And anyone who’s always wanted to shop naked in the supermarket can easily indulge that desire there,” the visibly excited politician said about the swingers resort.
Stating the obvious, in a typically German manner, he went on to say, “Having sex in your own bedroom is different than on the beach with a group of masturbating men like in Cap d’Agde.” He clearly doesn’t know what I get up to in my own bedroom.
Unsurprisingly, there has been quite a lot of interest from people hoping to get into politics, bodily. According to the horny politician, he has had over 75 applicants already. 22 are so keen to go that they have confirmed their spots without knowing the dates.
I expect they’re able to do that because, like most swingers, they are old, bored, retired folks. I hope he isn’t expecting beautiful, young babes, because he will be sorely disappointed.