Getting laid on a golf course, talk about a hole-in-one.
Golf isn’t the most high-octane, physically demanding sport. As Mark Twain supposedly said, “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” But throw a sexy pit stop halfway around the golf course, and it’ll certainly get the heart rate up to a sporting level.
A performative couple was spotted going at it in a golf kart, right alongside the green. They hadn’t taken themselves away somewhere quiet. Instead, overlooking the course, on full show, they were bouncing away in a golf buggy.
For some people, the idea of the world watching is a turn-on. I guess this was the case for the two fareway freaks. There was absolutely no shame in their performance, and they showed off their drives to the rest of the golf course.
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The show was hardly the quietest, either. As they went at it, one of the people watching from the golf course was shocked that they could even hear their moans of ecstasy. The footage was too far away to show who was getting down, though.
I’m no golfer, but I am aware that there are rules at most country clubs. One of them has to say something about sex on the golf course. There’s certainly one about keeping noise to a minimum.
I’m not sure what par the sexy golf pair were on. But I can guarantee they’re a few strokes over. Still, they’re nailing the hole in one.
The comments are incredulous, although a lot of them, being a video on a golf page, are just old men complaining about their wives. “This is what every 50-60-year-old who tips the cart girl $20 thinks is going to happen,” one user comments.
If she were the cart girl, I sure hope she’s getting a raise for that. She’s providing a little more than the typical customer service.
Another user notes how impressive their swing is, saying, “actually, that was a good swing… under the circumstances.”