Sometimes, dead pop stars will speak to you in the night and tell you to take all your clothes off and throw bottles at people. It’s an unavoidable part of life, and under no circumstances should it be ignored.
A woman in the buff had her moment, claiming Michael Jackson told her to strip off and throw bottles at people in a hotel. Police were, obviously, called to the scene. On arrival, hotel staff guided them to the back of the lobby where the woman was perched on a high-top table.
According to the staff, she had arrived at the Hilton Gardens Hotel, Washington, where she proceeded to remove her clothes. The staff had managed to detain her before calling the police. She had been taken outside, in the buff, and laid on a towel.
However, she wasn’t finished, and Michael Jackson had more instructions for the naked bottle-throwing woman. So, she got up and ran back inside. Here, she began launching bottles of alcohol at staff and guests. It was at this point, while the crazed woman jumped back and forth over the bar, that they called the police.
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The police quickly locked down the bottle-throwing woman, restraining her. She showed little remorse for her actions, though. She was throwing bottles for Michael Jackson. “My lord and savior, Michael Jackson, told me to do this,” she reportedly shouted at police, sitting amid the debris of her onslaught.
“I threw something at him,” she shouted, while pointing at one of her targets. “I wish I got all of them, all of the white people, I’m racist as f***.” But, at this point, she was out of steam, and asked the police to take her away to jail. She knew she had overstepped a mark, commanded by the king of pop or not.
The woman, identified as 31-year-old Husani Cacho, was taken in and charged. She is facing simple assault, destruction of property, lewd acts, unlawful entry, and disorderly conduct. I have to say, I don’t think she’s going to ‘Beat It’, she was just far too ‘Bad. She ‘Wanna Be Startin Somethin’ and is facing the consequences.