The subreddit Ask Shitty Science asks the hard-hitting science questions that we’ve all been wondering about…
1. I’vealready squirted two whole bottles of “no tears” baby shampoo into mydaughter’s face. Why is she still crying?
-Savage_Llama
2. My doctor said he’s been practicing for 30 years. When will hestart doing his job for real?
– dhy615
3. How many calories does my girlfriend burn by jumping to conclusions?
– ThisIsSpartaChris
4. I was told to set my clock back an hour when it showed 2AMon November 1st. I’ve done this 8 times now. When can I stop setting the clockback?
– wmb0823
5. If we share 50% ofour DNA with bananas, and 1 in 4 people descend from Genghis Khan, does thatmean Genghis Khan was 200% banana?
– casvanr
6. If I heat my solidstate hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enablecloud computing?
– lazymangaka
7. If 1 in 5 kidsfaces hunger, why don’t we just turn every fifth kid around?
– Dex33u
8. Whenever we getshot in the head, how does the bullet always manage to find the 10% of ourbrains that actually work?
– elpintogrande
9. Now that gaymarriage is legal in all states, should I get married in gas, liquid or solidstate?
– Mellejw
10. Does thefive-second rule apply to soup? please hurry.
– Tomaytto
11. If the camera adds10 pounds, could the NSA’s surveillance camera system be the cause of Americanobesity?
– Jacicus
12. Why do meteors always land in craters?
– abledanger
13. I am now 22 yearsold and my eyesight is worsening, at what point do I get adult supervision?
– howincredible
14. If the gas stationis 2 km away, and my dad can travel at 60km/hr, why hasn’t he returned fromgetting cigarettes for 6 years?
– Bars555
15. If Jesus died forour Sins then who died for our Cos and Tans?
– Extracupanails
16. If animals don’twant to be eaten why are they made of food?
– barktwice
17. If light travelsfaster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behindme honk before the light turns green?
– TheUndeadKid
18. I got a vasectomytwo years ago and I thought it would prevent my gf from bearing more children.But apparently it only changed the colour of the baby. How did this happen?
– Jobe1110
19. In America, someoneis shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive?
– justinjay700
20. When we use ad-block software that blocks 99.99% of ads, are wenot just selecting only the strongest and most resistant ads to repopulate ourinternets?
– CodyAve
21. Is the ocean salty because the land doesn’t wave back?
– JRHWV
22. Do spiders inEurope have 2.4384 meters instead of 8 feet?
– Hansibus
23. Why do people comeback from baby changing stations with the same baby?
– Maggin1
24. If light travelsfaster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behindme honk before the light turns green?
– TheUndeadKid
25. My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?
– neonwhite96
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