Yet another naysayer is trying to cover up the existence of long-limbed, green-skinned aliens that fly disk-shaped UFOs by saying it’s a government cover-up for boring military testing. What a nerd.
Everyone knows that aliens are among us. It’s just how it is. But, there are some people who like to try to distract us from the facts by saying things like, No, it’s impossible, and that we’re alone in the vast nothingness of space.
“The bottom line is that it’s 4.4 light years away, or 25 trillion miles away. And if somebody started flying to Proxima and Satori, or the other way around, it would take them over 70,000 years to get there,” retired senior special agent Joseph Gutheinz said to Fox News Digital about the nearest star. “Nobody is visiting us from another world, likely.”
He argues that we are too far from anything else for UFOs to ever be possible. “There are up to 400 billion stars in the Milky Way. There are maybe one to two trillion galaxies in the universe. But the reality is this: the closest solar system is Alpha Centauri. Alpha Centauri A, B, and Proxima Centauri are the closest stars.”
Clearly, he knows nothing about interdimensional travel, wormholes, and astral projection.
UFOs Are Just Government Cover-Ups
When asked to explain the various sightings, videos, and other evidence of UFOs, Gutheinz says that it’s just military testing. There are many things that the government likes to keep secret, and military development is one of the most tightly guarded.
“If you’re seeing something up there, and it’s real, it’s coming from the Chinese or the Russians or your next-door neighbor flying around with their drone,” he said. I mean, it could totally be the US as well. They have some of the most developed aircraft and weapons in the world. They all required testing.
“I believe early on in the 1940s, when all these UFO stories started coming up, it was because the military was probably testing some aircraft, and they didn’t want the Russians to know about it,” he verified. “The UFO cover worked, and I would not be surprised if there are some people in the military and the government who played along with that in order to conceal our stealth technology.”
That old chap can believe what he likes. I believe in UFOs.