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I like my Mondays like I like my coffee: overwhelmed by writing guilt and deadline anxiety.
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) October 26, 20152.
“This isn’t working out. I’ll never be what you want me to be.” – My data
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) October 1, 20153.
Review unto others as you would have them review unto you.
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) September 26, 20154.
Self-plagiarism: The original scholar selfie.
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) September 30, 20155.
With great academic responsibility often comes a surprisingly limited amount of academic power.
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) January 27, 20156.
Two academics walk into a bar. You should be writing.
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) January 15, 20157.
Academic freedom is choosing which 80 hours a week to work.
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) October 6, 20158.
Academic conferences. The physical congregation of people who should be writing.
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) October 26, 20159.
“When explaining something complex & the class looks confused I like to say “It’s not rocket surgery.” This increases confusion.” @Shawpsych
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) October 23, 201510.
A doctoral student and their advisor walk into a bar. The advisor orders a rough draft and they sit in awkward silence for eight months.
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) September 29, 201511.
To err is human. To err repeatedly is research.
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) October 4, 201512.
“You’d be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.” – Ernest Cline
Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) September 28, 201513.
How to introduce yourself to academics after a conference session:1. Wait2. Wait3. Wait4. Go back to hotel room and send a polite email
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