These are some of the best posts from the subreddit FirstWorldProblems, which hilariously points out the issues people from industrialized countries complain about that people from 3rd-world countries will just never understand.
1. My iPhone fell out of my pocket andcracked my iPad.
2. My dentist’s ceiling TV is set tothe wrong aspect ratio.
3. I had to sneeze during a complicated lane change at rush hour, and I was nervous that there would be an accident. Thankfully, my chauffeur is excellent and were safe, even though he was startled. But he forgot to say bless you.
4. I can’t use my toilet right now,because it’s cleaning itself.
5. I forgot to bring my phone with mewhen I went to poop and I was bored the entire time.
6. I had so much leg room on thisflight I couldn’t reach the pocket on the chair in front of me.
7. No one was in the elevator with meso I had no one to impress when I pressed the button to my suite.
8. My pillow is about to expire.
9. I took a fakeshit at work ten minutes ago to play on my smartphone but now I actually haveto shit. Now everyone is going to think I have diarrhea.
10. My DVR was toofull to record Hoarders.
11. I threw achampagne party to get rid of excess champagne, but guests brought champagnewith them and now I have more than I started off with
12. I forgot tocharge my electric toothbrush so I had to sweep the bristles across my teethmanually like some type of pauper
13. My groceriesheat up too much in the trunk of my mid-engines sports car.
14. I only got 1dipping sauce with my 20 nuggets and had to ration it like it was WWII.
15. My favoriteoatmeal bar in NYC wont stir my oatmeal for me anymore.
16. I dont knowwhich key is to which BMW.
17. I cut my fingerand now my fingerprint scanner doesnt recognize me, so I actually have to typein the password for my computer.
18. I had to wake upat 4am, to go on vacation.
19. Not being able to fit your divorce settlement on a single line of a cheque.
20. The HDTV in myfridge has a dead pixel.
21. I browsed theInternet so much while I was supposed to be working that I have nothinginteresting to look at now Im on break.
22. Both my divorced parents have sail boats at different yacht clubs and they both want to take me sailing today.
23. I parked myLexus in cement and everyone is taking pictures instead of helping me.
24. My take-out isheavy enough to make my car beep at it for not wearing a seat belt.
25. A while ago, Ispilled healthy, organic chia seeds from my drink. Now theyve sprouted from myDyson.