These are some of the best posts from the subreddit FirstWorldProblems, which hilariously points out the issues people from industrialized countries complain about that people from 3rd-world countries will just never understand.
1/25 My iPhone fell out of my pocket and cracked my iPad.
2/25 My dentist’s ceiling TV is set to the wrong aspect ratio.
3/25 I had to sneeze during a complicated lane change at rush hour, and I was nervous that there would be an accident. Thankfully, my chauffeur is excellent and were safe, even though he was startled. But he forgot to say bless you.
4/25 I can’t use my toilet right now,because it’s cleaning itself.
5/25 I forgot to bring my phone with mewhen I went to poop and I was bored the entire time.
6/25 I had so much leg room on this flight I couldn’t reach the pocket on the chair in front of me.
7/25 No one was in the elevator with me so I had no one to impress when I pressed the button to my suite.
8/25 My pillow is about to expire.
9/25 I took a fake shit at work ten minutes ago to play on my smartphone but now I actually have to shit. Now everyone is going to think I have diarrhea.
10/25 I threw a champagne party to get rid of excess champagne, but guests brought champagne with them and now I have more than I started off with
11/25 My DVR was too full to record Hoarders.
12/25 I forgot to charge my electric toothbrush so I had to sweep the bristles across my teeth manually like some type of pauper
13/25 My groceries heat up too much in the trunk of my mid-engines sports car.
14/25 I only got 1 dipping sauce with my 20 nuggets and had to ration it like it was WWII.
15/25 My favorite oatmeal bar in NYC wont stir my oatmeal for me anymore.
16/25 I dont know which key is to which BMW.
17/25 I cut my finger and now my fingerprint scanner doesnt recognize me, so I actually have to type in the password for my computer.
18/25 I had to wake up at 4am, to go on vacation.
19. Not being able to fit your divorce settlement on a single line of a cheque.
20. The HDTV in my fridge has a dead pixel.
21. I browsed the Internet so much while I was supposed to be working that I have nothing interesting to look at now Im on break.
22/25 Both my divorced parents have sail boats at different yacht clubs and they both want to take me sailing today.
23/25 I parked myLexus in cement and everyone is taking pictures instead of helping me.
24/25 My take-out isheavy enough to make my car beep at it for not wearing a seat belt.
25/25 A while ago, Ispilled healthy, organic chia seeds from my drink. Now theyve sprouted from myDyson.